Only those who BELIEVE in god please

[Melton420]

you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth,
now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing

[beachguy in thongs]

Maybe God has other disciples in mind?

[F L E S H]

you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth,
now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing
Well, I just had to come and clarify this to you (got here first ermitonto! ;) )

Read the Bible carefully, and you'll realize that the Second Coming of Christ was supposed to have occurred during the lifetime of his disciples (or at least 3 of them...) No, dummy, it doesn't mean they're still alive, it means the prophesy DID NOT COME TRUE. Judgment Day is about 1,900 years late, and it shows no signs of turning up to its appointment.

Read your Gospels carefully, don't be blinded by faith, read and think for yourself, for Christ's sake!

[meloncoly]

praise Allah, all you Christians are going to hell according to my gospel, haha unlucky

[F L E S H]

praise Allah, all you Christians are going to hell according to my gospel, haha unlucky
You're sadly mistaken if you think I believe in that junk. Just because I know the Bible doen't mean I believe in it.

[hipEstoner]

hmm, i think i believe jesus was real and was a prophet and a very good magician /optical illusionist but not god

[mikeandjenherbals]

santa is real?

[mrdevious]

santa is real?

yep, he's st.nicholas. then we decided we'd give him a magic slay, a secret hide out in the north pole, and an army child slave labourors he calls "elves" :D

[chonged]

before 1930 is was Saint Nic

then in the 30's, the coca cola company used this fella in an advert

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm color blind and can't read brown. Does that say "A coked Santa"?

[ermitonto]

Well, I just had to come and clarify this to you (got here first ermitonto! ;) )
Drat!

He's right though, the Second Coming was predicted to happen in the first century AD. Here's the proof if anyone's interested.
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theology/Second%20Coming%20stuff/matthew_24_verse_by_verse.htm

[Funkamander]

HOLY SHIT!

There's logic that shows a religion is false?

EYTCH OH EL WHY ESS EYTCH EYE TEE!

[mikeandjenherbals]

hey hypocrites does your pastor know your here, keep posting your bullshit someone will get your ip addy run a search on churches in the area match the addy to you via our anarchist brothers in tech support surf on sheep

[Melton420]

well, i think your all mistaken... hes comming

[mrdevious]

well, i think your all mistaken... hes comming

just wondering melton, have you ever posted here WHY you're so sure of all this god and second comings and the such?

[beachguy in thongs]

second coming? maybe there will be a fifth coming, I think we should look out.

[meloncoly]

Melton420 can barely spell, let the dumb ****er believe in his little fantasies

[Melton420]

well meloncoly i think we know where your stupid ass is going, and yes i have posted why i think he is, why dont you look in some other threads

[andruejaysin]

You've been waiting 2000 years, and you still haven't figured it out?

[prplchknz]

I say let people believe what the want when it comes to religion. It's not a big deal if I don't believe in this, but I wouldn't rag on anyone who does. It's their choice and let them be.

[Tholiak]

Allah and God are the same person. Islam and Christianity are basically the same religions, just 2 different brothers having different views on the religion of their Father.
This is where all the Jew/Muslim hate comes from. The Father loves one brother more than the other.

[mikeandjenherbals]

to the tune of BINGO


j-e-s-u-s and jesus* was his name-o





snappy tune for jesus* and alverados landscaping say(hay-suess)

[scarface123]

i beleive theirs a god and a devil but i don't follow any specific religion :D

[beachguy in thongs]

i beleive theirs a god and a devil but i don't follow any specific religion :D

I've always said that there is no devil. I believe he turned good while no was looking and now we have no one to blame but ourselves, and that's the reason we want to believe in the Devil.

[BobBong]

You guys know that the Bible is a rip-off.. right? The story of Noah, Job...The stories of Peter.. all that shit is NOT original. there are historical documentation that pre-dates the bible, into Sumarian time.

There's alot more to the "Bible Story" then most of you know...

read "The 12th Planet" by Zecharia Sitchin.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

You guys know that the Bible is a rip-off.. right? The story of Noah, Job...The stories of Peter.. all that shit is NOT original. there are historical documentation that pre-dates the bible, into Sumarian time.

There's alot more to the "Bible Story" then most of you know...

read "The 12th Planet" by Zecharia Sitchin.
fuck, ok, rip off?

the bible and other holy books are different interperatations of the world around them, so what the fuck, i don't think it's a rip off so much as it is different cultures documenting things at different times as written word, culture and society evolved.

also, just because the church and fucking hypocrites piss you off and attack your beliefs, doesn't justify your belligerence when someone says something you don't agree with

[BobBong]

The bible is supposed to be "divinely inspired" is it not? Nothing divine about re-writing old texts... in my opinion... i'm not saying the shit didn't happen. It obviously did. there's many..MANY different accounts though.. so how can anyone in thier right mind say "thiers is the TRUE word of 'god'". why can't you look at the historical facts instead of the fairy tale that surrounds it? Was the Movie Titanic real? No.. it was based on facts of events that actually happened.

Just like the Bible.

There are entire religions based on what one.. or few people have been "divinely inspired" with. Just like Joseph Smith sticking his head in a hat and reading "gold tablets" that only he was allowed to see.

Surely you can't truely believe in one thing in this day and age. you have to believe in the search for the truth, not what somebody else is going to tell us IS the truth. Religions are nothing more than social groups. Like us stoners.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

The bible is supposed to be "divinely inspired" is it not? Nothing divine about re-writing old texts... in my opinion... i'm not saying the shit didn't happen. It obviously did. there's many..MANY different accounts though.. so how can anyone in thier right mind say "thiers is the TRUE word of 'god'". why can't you look at the historical facts instead of the fairy tale that surrounds it? Was the Movie Titanic real? No.. it was based on facts of events that actually happened.

Just like the Bible.

There are entire religions based on what one.. or few people have been "divinely inspired" with. Just like Joseph Smith sticking his head in a hat and reading "gold tablets" that only he was allowed to see.

Surely you can't truely believe in one thing in this day and age. you have to believe in the search for the truth, not what somebody else is going to tell us IS the truth. Religions are nothing more than social groups. Like us stoners.
i know, i feel exactly the same way about that. i believe in it because i get a strong feeling and connection to God and my spiritual life through that, and i think the fact that despite how far-fetched it is to believe something and it's still strong enough for me to believe that there's something in it that hits me stronger.

i don't down anyone for what they believe, i don't believe that others are wrong and all that other stuff, anyway, why couldn't God appear to different people in different cultures in different forms. it's so much more multi-dimensional than the majority of people see, but hopefully someone else can see a little bit of where i'm coming from.

[zooted999]

If Jesus is coming though, I bet he can toke like a muh fugga.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

If Jesus is coming though, I bet he can toke like a muh fugga.
if he does, i'll be chillin at his house, i bet he has some dank shit

[beachguy in thongs]

I bet that's what I smell when I'm driving!!! All over the world, I know people smell it, especially after they light a cigarette.

[mvolta]

Allah and God are the same person. Islam and Christianity are basically the same religions, just 2 different brothers having different views on the religion of their Father.
This is where all the Jew/Muslim hate comes from. The Father loves one brother more than the other.
and so does uncle sam

[Melton420]

lol o well, i believe but i guess no one else does , but hey live life to what you want to im still a stoner im just a stoner who believes

[CocaCola]

I'd like to think we could all co-exist without war and country and religion. This God person is preventing that...

[ermitonto]

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

[greenfrog]

That 12th planet is some interesting read, especially since new planets are being found in our solar system, spooky

[WalkaWalka]

i have a strong connection to god too but fuck the church

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

i have a strong connection to god too but fuck the church
yeah, fuck the church

[beachguy in thongs]

Your Churches are not my Church, because (if I had one) and you'd still say, "Fuck the Church", then you might as well say, "Fuck my ideals".

edit: Going to Church can either be a waste of time, or a time to get your thoughts back on track.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

Your Churches are not my Church, because (if I had one) and you'd still say, "Fuck the Church", then you might as well say, "Fuck my ideals".

edit: Going to Church can either be a waste of time, or a time to get your thoughts back on track.
the church can help get your thoughts back on track, but because it's run by man a lot of the spiritual help is lost and it turns into ritualistic doctrine. i'm not saying all churches, i'm still searching for a good church, i'm sure there are some.