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BlazinHaze
09-16-2005, 10:51 PM
I wake up still drunk almost everyday, but besides that, I set a new personal record at beer pong last night! I won 5 out of the 7 games that I played.
Yay!

Oh yeah, and a question for all my other drinkers out there:

How many beers have you drank in a night?
My all-time best is 30, which for my size is pretty impressive I believe.

mrdevious
09-16-2005, 10:53 PM
can I have your weed and associated paraphenelia when you die?

BlazinHaze
09-16-2005, 10:55 PM
Do you seriously think I will leave this earth and actually leave my weed behind?

radioned
09-16-2005, 10:55 PM
lol

mike jones
09-16-2005, 10:55 PM
the most alcohol I think I ever drank was the night I had 20 beers and then drank an entire fifth of vodka after that. People said I was hiding behind a door drinking the vodka cuz I didn't want to share. I was still drunk for some of the next day and then my hangover lasted well into the third day of the experience. God, I miss high school, lol.

buddymyfriend
09-16-2005, 10:57 PM
Are you taliking about bottles? The most amout of bottles of lager? Too many! Pints before ive passed out? 15 plus a few shorts here n there.

Going to the quacks as my drinkings got outta had recently, been my best friend for quite sometime now.But enough is enough time to sort shit out.

Peace

Buddy

mrdevious
09-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Do you seriously think I will leave this earth and actually leave my weed behind?

my apologies, I'll be sure to mumify you and burry you in a tomb with all your weed and other stuff :) ;) .

BlazinHaze
09-16-2005, 11:03 PM
my apologies, I'll be sure to mumify you and burry you in a tomb with all your weed and other stuff :) ;) .

I really appreciate that. :)

somebody someone
09-16-2005, 11:03 PM
fuckin hell, well im only 16 and ive probs only drunk 8-9 cans at max before, damn u guys must have been WASTED

mike jones
09-16-2005, 11:13 PM
fuckin hell, well im only 16 and ive probs only drunk 8-9 cans at max before, damn u guys must have been WASTED

yeah, pretty much. after a while you just black out completely and wake up and its the next day. you have no clue how you got to where you are, but you know you probably had fun doing it. and then everyone comes and tells you the stupid/hilarious shit you did, and you either:

a) start drinking again until you get over the hump so you can do it again the next night

OR

b) swear off drinking for X amount of time (usually cuz you did something stupid and pissed people off).

Happy drinking!

DonnieDarko
09-16-2005, 11:25 PM
If you're keeping track of your personal drinking records, then you've probably got a problem. I've been there. You won't be saying "yay" when your liver is damaged, and your friends abandon you.

I stopped drinking when my wife and kids were just about ready to leave me. I made the right decision.

beachguy in thongs
09-16-2005, 11:36 PM
Blazin', you've got your life flipped upside-down. You shouldn't be waking up drunk until it's nighttime, you don't want to harm your eyes with the sun, you're supposed to go immediately from "the state of yo" (drunk), to laying out in the sun and falling asleep with a beer in your hand, then you're not supposed to wake up until it's time to go to the party!

mellow mood
09-16-2005, 11:39 PM
the most alcohol i ever drank was 13 ounces of jamaican rhum in like 2 hours, with few vodka-org juice shots and few jack daniels shooters. and of course weed

at the end of the evening i was playin chess with a guy, then i just fell on the floor and i remember nothing, cept the next day i never felt so bad.

lol

BlazinHaze
09-16-2005, 11:40 PM
Blazin', you've got your life flipped upside-down. You shouldn't be waking up drunk until it's nighttime, you don't want to harm your eyes with the sun, you're supposed to go immediately from "the state of yo" (drunk), to laying out in the sun and falling asleep with a beer in your hand, then you're not supposed to wake up until it's time to go to the party!

You crack me up


...or am I just drunk?

beachguy in thongs
09-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Funny you said that thing about 'crackin'.
I went into 7-11 and the guy was wearing glasses that were craced from the center out. I asked him what happened, he said he dropped them, I asked if he was drunk, he said no, don't drink, then I said, "I'm sure he knows my name!" Because I saw the UPS guy who's made a bunch of deliveries to my house. He said, "Sure, do!" Anyway, the guy with the broken glasses, worked there and he was from Northern Europe, somewhere. So that's my story about crackin'.

I mean, crack.

mellow mood
09-16-2005, 11:48 PM
lol ok

BlazinHaze
09-16-2005, 11:49 PM
I had to reread that like 5 times before I knew what you were saying.

Jake0steve
09-16-2005, 11:56 PM
30 beers and 5 shots of vodka exactly in one night. I wasn't even as drunk as i normally am with less amount, I had a freak night where i was magically a giant heavyweight. Of course that was in my days of drinking more than smoking, now drinking is a little more of an occasional thing and smoking is a more often thing. Thats the way it should be.

beachguy in thongs
09-16-2005, 11:59 PM
I drank 18 beers a night when I had an apartment in Virginia Beach with two of my friends from Amsterdam, NY.

BlazinHaze
09-17-2005, 12:03 AM
Of course that was in my days of drinking more than smoking, now drinking is a little more of an occasional thing and smoking is a more often thing. Thats the way it should be.

I've tried to just smoke more and not drink, but I just end up and smoking all my weed so I have to start drinking to maintain my buzz.

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-17-2005, 12:12 AM
Mosy i've ever drunk was last time i threw up in fact. I had 15 pints (in pubs and cans) and then 1/3 bottle of jack daniels:D

Canadabis
09-17-2005, 12:49 AM
I demolished a mixture of maybe a dozen tall boy bud's, 6 pints of guiness, 4 gin and tonics, 3 white russians, a sea breeze and 4 lychee and amaretto drinks I mixed up, though I dont remember what I callled em. So thats I dont know 30, but it was over a 14 hour period, so it may not be the same, wasnt all in a "night"
The amaretto lyche shocktails I made were made by me, so they were kinda big and sloppy.

Canadabis
09-17-2005, 12:51 AM
Forgot to mention that was after a halfweek of painting with some serious two part epoxy floor coating shit, so I was really cooked off of that, but my liver was already producing chemical-eating enzymes, so my limit was majorly upped.

seedbare
09-17-2005, 12:56 AM
two 2 liter bottles of california coolers passed out for 2 days lost my job. fun,fun,fun.

poorman3
09-17-2005, 01:25 AM
Oh yeah, and a question for all my other drinkers out there:

How many beers have you drank in a night?
My all-time best is 30, which for my size is pretty impressive I believe.
Thats very impressive! Not that I`m bragging on or ragging you for it. Just don`t let yourself go to long without eating healthy food. Keep yourself clean and you might not become a drunk! :eek: LOL. I`ve drank my share and some others! It will catch up with you. If you let it. Time is on your side for now. Please drink less BlazinHaze. I`d sure hate to come up there and try to kick your pretty ass while I`m drinking. Ha Ha Ha! :D NOT! Peace.

BlazinHaze
09-17-2005, 01:29 AM
I'm doing better because it's almost 9:30 pm and I JUST cracked my first beer of the night. Be proud of me!

poorman3
09-17-2005, 01:42 AM
I'm doing better because it's almost 9:30 pm and I JUST cracked my first beer of the night. Be proud of me! O.K. I am proud of you just for that. I can`t say that for myself though! LOL. Your from W.S right?
I have met a few from N.C. around here but I always forget who they were. :eek: Maybe they are still around? Where ya`ll at? later BlazinHaze, :cool:

Mojavpa
09-17-2005, 01:46 AM
Wow. I get buzzed off of two beers, and if I drink 4 in one sitting I get pretty tipsy. Five, and I start vomiting. But I only drink occasionally so I dont have a very high tolerance.

beachguy in thongs
09-17-2005, 01:47 AM
Honesty, at it's finest.

Canadabis
09-17-2005, 01:48 AM
God I gotta stop buying mikes, they do NOTHING...on like 4 now, I should be really feeling it.
7% alc/vol my ass. Cheers you whatever your name is, sorry I forgot since I hit the reply button, I have the attention span of a gnat. Like this one time I was typing, and totally forgot what I was gonna type, and well...thats happening now...again...never you mind! :cool:

likemclever
09-17-2005, 02:15 AM
I'm not a very good drinker but I do really well at smoking pot.

BlazinHaze
09-17-2005, 03:48 AM
Two drinks are always better than one...

Canadabis
09-17-2005, 03:58 AM
Lol phat pharm shirt and baseball hat backwards in a limo...
You were far too well dressed for them.
Ditch the losers and get with a real man, like captain Krunch, that guy has medals like you wouldnt believe, and those swanky solid gold epaulettes.

BlazinHaze
09-17-2005, 03:59 AM
Lol phat pharm shirt and baseball hat backwards in a limo...
You were far too well dressed for them.
Ditch the losers and get with a real man, like captain Krunch, that guy has medals like you wouldnt believe, and those swanky solid gold epaulettes.

haha, but one of those guys is my friend's husband and the other was my sister's boyfriend.

Canadabis
09-17-2005, 04:01 AM
Im sorry, heres a card for my law firm Screwem and Howe.

SkunkNZ
09-17-2005, 04:21 AM
Go donate blood then start drinking man do you get ripped if ya can have a sleeping pill while drinking or if you can take a valium tablet during drinking.

As for whats the most if drunken ive really got no idea but im guesing about 20+ i no ive drunken 1 and abit bottles of vodka in a short space of time, that was the night i walked upto a school ball completly naked apart from shoes, allso done the same with tequila expect i was running around a party nude

i kinda dont drink much anymore as i allways seem to wake up to being told stories of my nakidness the night before

BlazinHaze
09-23-2005, 05:52 PM
Actually, I'm no longer an aspiring alcoholic. So, fuck this thread, this one is more important... http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=31959 (go to the 1st post of the thread)

beachguy in thongs
09-23-2005, 07:54 PM
Good idea, Blazin'.

BlazinHaze
09-23-2005, 08:49 PM
Good idea, Blazin'.

Thanks Beachguy

acidtrip
09-23-2005, 10:07 PM
Last Homelands music festival in the UK I managed to have around 10 pints and a few cocktails before we even got there, once we were there we must have had about 6 cans each before going on to do 10 pills :S

beachguy in thongs
09-23-2005, 11:40 PM
I'm doing better because it's almost 9:30 pm and I JUST cracked my first beer of the night. Be proud of me!

It's 7:30 P.M. and I'm still drinking my coffee. Last cup.

by the way, yw :)