Omg its impossible to get drunk!

[Canadabis]

Im tired of drinkign and drinking and drinking and nothing blah!
Its like 10 bottlef of mikes in like 3 hours now, those are 7%...
I mean I should be buzzed or something, what is this unbakeable?

I need to get stoned so fucking badly...damn you piscine constitution!

[Rapmaster]

Lol, mike's hard lemonade.

Try a fifth of some whiskey, then tell me it's impossible to get drunk.

[phoenix]

Mike's are more like 2% or something. So yeah, drink something harder. Like absinthe. 75% alcohol will get you DRUNK.

[Canadabis]

Dont know man, im on my 11th since the last post...I have some amaretto, but im waiting till its nice and frosty vefore i have some.
And yeah, I have some sort of recessive gene that allows me to drink obscene amounts and just want more, like watching Akira.

[screwedcork]

mike's has like nothing in it, go grab some vodka and make some screwdrivers (orange juice + magic juice) :) my favorite way to get it down

[amydan420]

Can you get absinthe in the states?

[Canadabis]

I geuss, but im just getting frustrated rawwwwwr!
Drunk NOW!
Ok, im gonna go make a glass of amaretto after the next 3 mikes, I want to finish the case before I crack the bottle.
And I want to play final fantasy 3, I really like that game. Offering + genji glove baby!
Too bad that game hasnt existed in a decade....
Btw absinth isnt really avalable in canada, though my commercially avalable disarono is 35%, so dont tell me thats soft or ill poke you in the eye.

[Canadabis]

Ok im on 13 mikes, im feeling it now.
I feel 3 or 4 hairs sprouting on my chest, peraps mike isnt as much of a bitch as i thought?

[Canadabis]

13 mikes, its starting! oooh yeah I feel good, now I want to kick ass or chew gum, and im all outa gum :p ( oh yeah duke nukem, you are the man man)

[Ganj]

Dont know man, im on my 11th since the last post...I have some amaretto, but im waiting till its nice and frosty vefore i have some.
And yeah, I have some sort of recessive gene that allows me to drink obscene amounts and just want more, like watching Akira.


ah, akira. that's such a great film. do you not have any smoke, bro? sounds like drowning yourself in alcohol isn't cutting it...are you drunk yet?

[Canadabis]

no, sadly ganj I dont have any smoke :( I called, left a messge wih some dealers, but its pretty much no use...But no I am not drunk yet, though I am still drinking.
And willb e for ahwile.
I was fantasising, whom would I be, if I were in akira ( I have the vhs, no fucking dvd BULLSHIT) I wanted to be Canada, then thought amI more of a tetuso? but im more of a what was his name? the one that confronted tetsuo in the bar, yeah, thats more men, no point, clear defeat nipping at your heels, that kind of obstinance, yeah, thats me :p Maybe even Roy :p


p.s. (I will have an avatar, I will find one as soon as my cafe membership goes through, before then I am the walrus)

[Ganj]

it's all good, man the vhs copy is way better anyway...kaneda is a hardass. i've never really put much thought into what character relates to me best, but the one i like the most would have to be tetsuo; with his oddly shaped head he sure makes a good villain/good guy. lol, not sure what the shape of ones head would entail, but whatever.
have fun drinking, canadabis. atleast your further from sobriety than i am...sigh.

[Canadabis]

sadly ganj, if you were here id be INSULTED if you were sober, as my geust youd be as drunk as id wish you to be or you owuld be outta here :p

hey man, I noticed your kinda techincal, owuld you mind advising me on getting the chat working? I mean what else is going on? (btw im at 15 mikes now, for 165 lbs I hvae alot of people drunk under the table as it is)

[tylerkane]

15 mikes isn't something to brag about :(
Hope you had fun tho