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Left
09-15-2005, 03:25 AM
Midgets would make really bad poliece officers. I came to this realization today while riding in my car after a bowl. I know if i saw a midget poliece officer i wouldnt listen to him. He would hold no real authority in my book. I guess thats why you dont see them around. Everyone would just laugh and push them around. They would need nun chucks or somthing, maby a big stick, but not to big or they would fall over.

sharpezor
09-15-2005, 10:01 AM
lol, so random.

Leonard12
09-15-2005, 11:02 AM
isnt there a height restriction to be a cop? over 5 foot ___ i think

STDzRus
09-15-2005, 02:08 PM
isnt there a height restriction to be a cop? over 5 foot ___ i think

That's discrimination!

Reefer Rogue
09-15-2005, 02:36 PM
Ha so true, i would't listen to a midget cop, or any cop for that matter :cool:

Red Baron
09-15-2005, 03:21 PM
People could just run away from them, I don't think midget's can run very fast.

Jim Morrison
09-15-2005, 03:32 PM
midget cops would have guns just like regular cops so i wouldnt mess with them

Left
09-15-2005, 04:46 PM
who cares about a midget with a gun
they would have to have smaller guns for their smaller hands
i would think of them as a jr. cop

MaDd
09-15-2005, 04:54 PM
imagine if they get the small guns lol
http://static.flickr.com/3/3645888_2009ad0617_o.jpg

Left
09-15-2005, 05:34 PM
they would have smaller belts and what not too
the big size handcuffs would look wierd on the small belt

Dutchmaster
09-16-2005, 08:54 PM
haha this is the best topic ever i would just walk away from a midget cop and let him chase me and smack my legs it would be great just to watch him tire himself out then id pick him up and carry him to my house and he would smoke a mini blunt and id smoke a big blunt and we would laugh

Fengzi
09-16-2005, 09:53 PM
Midget cops are bad asses. this proves it

http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=770

flamingskullballs
09-16-2005, 10:56 PM
if i saw a midget cop id be all "hey little guy, are you playing sheriff?"

best topic ever man, you are a genious