What the hell just happened?

[GHoSToKeR]

I was replying to beachguy in thongs' post in this thread (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?p=343124#post343124), and when I looked up at the screen and I saw that what I had typed had come out backwards on the screen. I shit you not. It came out as "saw yllautca eliM neerG ehT". Does anybody have any idea what coulda made this happen? 'Cause it's freaking me out! lol

[BobBong]

Brain Fart.

[robert42]

Crack Cocaine my friend

crack cocaine

lol :p

u sure ur eyes werent playin a trick on u?

[beachguy in thongs]

When you put your fingers on the keyboard, you put your right hand on the kl;', keys instead of the jkl; keys.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol robert, naw dude, my eyes weren't playing tricks me, 'cause when I saw what had happened I copied it so I can paste it. See;

saw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehTsaw yllautca eliM neerG ehT

:)

[beachguy in thongs]

qweruip

[robert42]

sgurd no rouy kniht i

[GHoSToKeR]

.nam ,saw gnikcuf I hsiw I

[robert42]

?em esuba tsuj you did

:p

[BobBong]

ahahahahah...stoidi era owt uoy

[beachguy in thongs]

Entry#59*-333.6+-

zztopcreedaresouthernrockers

[dirty raider]

Gah, all this backwards talks messing with my head.

[BobBong]

I'll take...

"This thread makes no sense to me" for 1000 Alex.

[beachguy in thongs]

I developed a language in his high school, talking backwards using spanish pronounciation. Example: Super Shop 'N' Save backwords would be Ray-pooce Poce 'N' Aybahs, but my favorite was Ray-groob GNeeck (Burger King).

[Lily420]

!no ti gnirB :D


ko eb ll'uoy, tsohG, tunod a taE

.nuf si sihT :D

[BobBong]

...kcul doog


,tekutnaN morf nam a saw ecno erehT
.ti kcus dluoc eh gnol os saw kcid s'ohW
,nirg yppah gib a htiW
dias dna, nihc sih ffo depihw eH
,tnuc a saw rae ym fI"
".ti kcuf d'I

[Kid Dynamite]

dekcuf pu

[Jake0steve]

dekcuf pu

:) ...duol tuo dehgual i eno siht no tub daerht ynnuf a si siht ahah

[beachguy in thongs]

hu ho, tahw did I trats ereh? Fi uoy daer ti sdrawkcab, ti syas uh oh, what did I start here?!

[Ae...]

.daerht emag drow wen a detnevni uoy ekil skool ,TSoHG lleW

.ecnetnes a otni yawdim teg uoy retfa gingnellahc steg tI

[ermitonto]

Maybe your left arrow key was stuck down when you were writing that? I don't know.

[FunkyMonkey]

Thats odd. One thing that happens to me on this board and nowhere else is that occasionally my cursor will just jump to a random spot in previous text and , since I dont look at the screen when I type, I dont realise till after a few sentences that my post makes no sense and I have to fix it .
I used to think it was my optical mouse but it only happens here.

[JonnyIndica]

Bongwater spilld on the keyboard

[beachguy in thongs]

When you coughed, you coughed out so many molecules of pot-smoke, they got intertwined with the keyboard and couldn't think with a clear head.

[mike jones]

all the backwards talk in this thread almost made my head explode

[Canadabis]

Shut up! shut up! you just sobered like 20 bucks of coolers outta my system.
And no my temples hurt and I smell toast...

[GHoSToKeR]

:( !sibadanaC rooP

Okay, okay, i'm done!

But seriously... it was freaky as hell... not as freaky as you guys typing backwards for an entire thread, but freaky nonetheless!

And thanks for the donut again, Lil :p

[FunkyMonkey]

Sometimes as an excercise for the little ones' minds I will tell them a word and tell them to spell it backwards or I will spell a word in reverse and they have to tell me the word, or we will just say shit in reverse with reverse order. Its a great mental work out and keeps the ol thinker thinkin.
Use it or lose it.
Plus we're just silly.

[beachguy in thongs]

doog eyb!!!

[soHi]

ftw si gniog no ni ereh?????

[Lulu]

~lol~ ztun era srekcef ouy !!!suseJ

[soHi]

?niaga ereh ni emoc i did yhw kcuf hO

[tokosan]

d00d ur trippin man

im gonna sleep with my mule tonight......





















not in a sexual way :O

[GHoSToKeR]

?skesttuB

[ilikerabbits]

nam sdrawkcab ginpyt ta ma i doog woh desirpus im

ybab laoc erom

[Warlock]

egaugnal ngierof driew emos ekil skool tI

[sharpezor]

Ghost is it very possible that you are slightly dyslexic?

Sometimes ill be reading something, and i totally miss the point all together, its something completely different then what it actually is.

for example i might read "i got stoned in the fucking woods" as "i threw a stone in the fucking woods"

[GHoSToKeR]

No, dude, you don't understand.

When I typed out my reply to beachguy in thongs the words literally came out backwards on the screen. The beginning of the sentence I meant to type was "The Green Mile actually was" (I was referring to the novel The Green Mile by Stephen King) but it appeared on the screen as "saw yllautca eliM neerG ehT". I actually copied and pasted it in to this thread, so that's exactly how it came out.

That's why I was so freaked out. :)

[somebody someone]

egaugnal ngierof driew emos ekil skool tI

sdrawkcab some si emos WOW.

ni nioj tsum i, wow.

oht daer ot drah os sti


uoy xes ot tnaw i!!!

[soHi]

!enasni sevlesruo evird dna siht ekil gnipyt no og lla nac ew nehT
!dooG ?won ti tog tol uoy ,ecaps ydoolb yreve dna rettel gnikcuf yreve neewteb yek worra gnitnuc tfel gnidratsab eht hsup si od gnikcuf ot evah uoy lla woh wonk uoy nehw od ot ysae yllaer si siht lleh gnikcuF

[GHoSToKeR]

?tahw toG

[beachguy in thongs]

KO. UOY SYUG ERA GNILLEPS YREVE ECNETNES SDRAWKCAB, DNIK FO DRAH OT DAER.

KCITS HTIW ENO DROW TA A EMIT.

Taht si woh ouy nac dnatsrednu eht egaugnal nehw uoy kaeps it.

Make sense?

[GHoSToKeR]

:D !!oaml !!siht ekil nuf erom hcum os s'tI !nam ,sdrawkcab ecnetnes elohw eht od attog uoy tub esnes sekam ti haeY

.gnisufnoc ytterp s'tI ...yaw lamron eht epyt dna yrt ylevitcnitsni uoy taht si melborp ylno ehT

:D !skcirt wen god dlo na hcaet t'nac uoy ,yas yeht ekiL ...ti s'taht dna wonk uoy tahw si wonk uoy tahW ....efil ni no retal egaugnal wen a gninrael sa elpicnirp emas eht s'ti sseug I .egnahc ot drah ti sdnif neht dna ega ylrae na morf sgniht eseht pu skcip suoicsnocbus ruoy woh gnitanicsaf s'ti kniht I

[beachguy in thongs]

Uoy llits t'nod teg ym tniop!

[beachguy in thongs]

Actually:

Uoy llits od ton teg ym tniop.

[likemclever]

Sometimes as an excercise for the little ones' minds I will tell them a word and tell them to spell it backwards or I will spell a word in reverse and they have to tell me the word, or we will just say shit in reverse with reverse order. Its a great mental work out and keeps the ol thinker thinkin.
Use it or lose it.
Plus we're just silly.

OMG��that is a very excellent idea�.FunkeyMonkey.

Iâ??m drfinately gonna use that when my daughter gets old enough. Right now she four and I donâ??t want to blow her mind to early.

Iâ??m also gonna tell her that we (me & her) have a secret language but that she has to learn how to read first before she will be able to use it.

Then Iâ??m going to get a mirror and write a message to her on paper in the reflection. Then give her the message and tell her that when she has learned to read I will tell her secret to understanding the messageâ?¦ :D ....

You like that��.I stole it straight out of the Divince Code.... :) :) :)

[likemclever]

Actually:

Uoy llits od ton teg ym tniop.

ooooâ?¦.ym raedâ?¦.I nac ees that evâ??I neeb gnorw tuoba uoyâ?¦â?¦.
:)

[likemclever]

er'uoy thgir eno pord ta a emit.......

[beachguy in thongs]

Tub fi rouy annog esu snephyh, uoy dlouw ton eb elba ot dnatsrednu ti ni a nekops mrof.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ssell uoy yomple an nacirfa tcellaid.

Dna, I tnaem ehposrtsopa ni eht tsirf tsop.

[st0n3r]

sdrawkacb si gnihtyreve dog ym

:S

denots mi! olleh!

[420ultimatesmokage]

mi ot yzal ot epyt gnihtyreve sdrawkacb

[beachguy in thongs]

lol

[beachguy in thongs]

snephyh
snehpyh, yrros

[NowhereMan]

Ghost is it very possible that you are slightly dyslexic?

Sometimes ill be reading something, and i totally miss the point all together, its something completely different then what it actually is.

for example i might read "i got stoned in the fucking woods" as "i threw a stone in the fucking woods"
im dislexic
and that is making no sense without alot and i mean alot of effort
so its not that
wierd thing back asswards words never heard of a pc doing that,
peace

[GHoSToKeR]

.peeB

[likemclever]

...toow...

[beachguy in thongs]

Stoker: Pay-ayb
likemclever: Toe-oh-ooh

[Omun]

.droc eht ton gulp eht llup

[beachguy in thongs]

Uoy t'nac kaeps ti ekil taht. Uoy attog og drow yb drow.

[420ultimatesmokage]

doow kcuhc dluoc kcuhcdoow a fi kcuhc kcuhcdoow a dluoc doow hcum woh

[beachguy in thongs]

Susej Tsirhc, ym seye.

[Maui Wowie]

A cissalc: yvan eht nioj!

[likemclever]

lololololololol.....hcaebyug.

ti tsuj sekam uoy annaw yas.....OOB


lol

[likemclever]

I llits tnvah derugif tuo eht rehto drow.....

[beachguy in thongs]

Ti seod ton rettam. I ekil eht yaw ouy kaeps ot em, ti snrut em no, dna I daer ti a tol rehtooms naht eht tser.

[beachguy in thongs]

EKAW PU!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

Stoker: Pay-ayb
likemclever: Toe-oh-ooh
?huH

yakO, ll'i klat ekil siht rof a dnoces os uoy nac dnatsrednu.... fi uoy tih eht tfel worra yek retfa yreve rettel, noitautcnup kram, dna ecaps neht ll'ti emoc tuo sdrawkcab..... neht tsuj daer morf thgir ot tfel daetsni fo tfel to thgir. dnA syawla trats ta eht mottob thgir renroc, deatsni fo eht pot ftel. :)

?ti teG !siht ekiL

[likemclever]

Ti seod ton rettam. I ekil eht yaw ouy kaeps ot em, ti snrut em no, dna I daer ti a tol rehtooms naht eht tser.

,sey ereht si gnihtemos ylegnarts gnisuora tuoba ti... :D

I hsiw I dah eht emas tceffa gnitirw sdrawerof.

[likemclever]

?huH

fi uoy tih eht tfel worra yek retfa yreve rettel, noitautcnup kram, dna ecaps neht ll'ti emoc tuo sdrawkcab..... neht tsuj daer morf thgir ot tfel daetsni fo tfel to thgir. dnA syawla trats ta eht mottob thgir renroc, deatsni fo eht pot ftel. :)

?ti teG !siht ekiL

,retaehc ...retaehc

uoy era yltcaxe thgir tuoba taht tsal trap....mottob thgir.

[beachguy in thongs]

Yako, uoy t'nac kaeps sdrawkcab ni eritne secnetnes.
Fi, taht erew eht esac, neht ni ruoy daeh, d'uoy evah ot trats yreve ecnetnes ni ruoy daeh htiw eht tcejbus dna neht esu eht sbrev.
Si ti ekil gnitrats a ekoj htiw eht enilhcnup.

Od uoy kniht ekil siht? Egabrag tuo worht lliw I.

[ilikerabbits]

yvan eht noij


yvan eht noij


yvan eht noij


ti gnis

[somebody someone]

lol that episode of the simpsons is HIGHlarious

[beachguy in thongs]

eht snospmis?

[GHoSToKeR]

!!gnisufnoc elttil a si ti hguoht neve ...em tsurt ,esnes sekam tI !!!thgir mottob eht ta gnitrats ,sdrawkcab secnetnes eht daer ot evah osla uoy won gniod ma i ekil sdrawkcab secnetnes eht thgir uoy nehW !nam ,ti teg t'nod uoy ,sgnoht ni yughcaeb

[beachguy in thongs]

So, carry on a converation like that. Ouy t'nac od it.

Ouy tsuj t'nac od it.

Your way would be...

Ti od t'nac tsuj ouy.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ouy nac daer sdrawkcab ekil a rorrim, tub ouy t'nac kaeps dna dnatsrednu sdrawkcab ekil a rorrim.

[Takingsunday21]

yzarc si siht ghih os M'I .elpeop gnituocer ylterces er'yeht dna lol dnab a ni si traB nehw s'tahT

[buddymyfriend]

! pmuB

[GHoSToKeR]

!em ot esnes sekam tI .gnihtyreve rorrim tsuj ,emas eht yltcaxe noitautcnup dna noitasilatipac eht peek attog uoY ."ti od t'nac tsuj uoY" eb dluow ti ,".you just can't do iT" eb t'ndluow yaw ym ,epoN

[beachguy in thongs]

Siht yaw, ouy nac dneherpmoc drow rof drow. Ton evah ot eziromem eht elohw ecnetnes, ro hpargarap.

[GHoSToKeR]

!em ot esnes sekam tI .gnihtyreve rorrim tsuj ,emas eht yltcaxe noitautcnup dna noitasilatipac eht peek attog uoY ."ti od t'nac tsuj uoY" eb dluow ti ,".you just can't do iT" eb t'ndluow yaw ym ,epoN
:) !emoswA !lamron tuo emac ti os ,ecnetnes derorrim ruoy derorrim neve I ,woW

[beachguy in thongs]

M'i gnillet ay, ti t'now krow.

Krow t'now ti, ay gnillet m'i.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ti si a nekops egaugnal.

[beachguy in thongs]

Uoy evah ot etarapes ti os uoy nac dnatsrednu hcae elballys.

[GHoSToKeR]

?oot ,yaw siht ti did revelcmekil dna uoy tpecxe esle enoyreve emoc woh neht ,eduD

[FunkyMonkey]

OMG��that is a very excellent idea�.FunkeyMonkey.

Iâ??m drfinately gonna use that when my daughter gets old enough. Right now she four and I donâ??t want to blow her mind to early.

Iâ??m also gonna tell her that we (me & her) have a secret language but that she has to learn how to read first before she will be able to use it.

Then Iâ??m going to get a mirror and write a message to her on paper in the reflection. Then give her the message and tell her that when she has learned to read I will tell her secret to understanding the messageâ?¦ :D ....

You like that��.I stole it straight out of the Divince Code.... :) :) :)


hehe yea at 4 yrs old she may just end up a little scrambled if you started speaking in reverse :confused: My youngest is 2 in a few weeks and we dont do it around him or we will never understand him lol.
The older kids are pretty good at it. Even pretty fluid with writing in mirror image.
My oldest boy had a hard time learning to write his letters correctly, they were backwards and misplaced so I came up with that as a way to train him to write properly. It worked amazing and we found it fun too.

I like your idea about the secret language to motivate her to learn to read.
But dont mothers and daughters already have some freaky secret communication going on? Seems that way here I tell ya!

[beachguy in thongs]

?oot ,yaw siht ti did revelcmekil dna uoy tpecxe esle enoyreve emoc woh neht ,eduD

rammarg nossel:

The dog barked. Si tcerroc.
Barked dog the. Si enansi.

[FunkyMonkey]

tnac tsiser.....tsum epyt ni esrever
tsum epacse siht daerht erofeb sti oot etal !........pleh

[beachguy in thongs]

barg ym dnah!

[GHoSToKeR]

rammarg nossel:

The dog barked. Si tcerroc.
Barked dog the. Si enansi.
But if you were to read the second sentence from right to left instead of the normal left to right, and put the punctuation in the correct places (".barked dog the") then yes, it would make sense.

[GHoSToKeR]

For example;

Using your method, the sentence 'The big dog barked.' would be become 'ehT gib god dekrab.' This confuses the reader because they would begin reading the sentence from the left, but immediately find that they have to read each word from the right. The act of reading the sentence is no longer 'smooth' because the reader's brain is constantly having to switch between reading from left to right, and from right to left. Also the capitalisation of the word 'The' no longer makes sense when reversed to 'ehT'.

However, if you mirror the entire sentence, including punctuation, then it would become ".dekrab god gib ehT". If you then read the entire sentence from right to left you will find that you can progress from one end of the sentence to the other smoothly and without any confusion, punctuation and all.

It just takes a bit of lateral thinking, my man.

Shit, I sound like a teacher. :D

[beachguy in thongs]

But it has to be spoken also.

I have green.

Yo tengo verde.

I evah neerg.

Flipping it around is just reversing it, not creating an entire language.

Speak backwards with spanish pronounciation so you can understand it when it is spoken by someone.

If someone starts a sentence, " See Tee", you know that it's "It is", but if they start it with "tinoyp gneesoul ah", you don't know where they are going with it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ouy nac ylno kaeps eno drow ta a emit.

[GHoSToKeR]

Ahhhhh, I didn't know you were actually thinking of it as a spoken language! That's where the confusion lies, my friend! lol In that case then yes, you are correct. If, however, we're just talking about our words being reversed (which I thought we were 'cause that's what the thread's about) then you were WRONG BUDDY!! HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT MAN!!! I WIIIIN, I WIIIIN, HAHAHA!!111oneone


Ahem. :)




:p

[beachguy in thongs]

lol, uoy did ton wonk I dah detaerc na eritne egaugnal?

I llac ti, "Bagdonese".

[GHoSToKeR]

I wonder if we could talk in palindromes? Then nobody would know if we were speaking English or in Bagdonese and nobody would be able to understand us! lol :D

[beachguy in thongs]

You'd have to have a mind like a computer.

[beachguy in thongs]

lol

(a palindrome)

[beachguy in thongs]

I ghuoht siht draeht saw desoppus ot eb dekcuf pu?

[likemclever]

:D :D :D

[likemclever]

?oot ,yaw siht ti did revelcmekil dna uoy tpecxe esle enoyreve emoc woh neht ,eduD


tsog......esuaceb lla eht srehto era ......gnorw.....lol.

uoY t'nod dnatsrednu. tahW uoy era gnithgir dluoc reven eb a nekops esuaceb namuh sgnieb t'nod dnatsrednu ssenesicnoc taht yaw.

snamuH od ton esopmoc thguoht ruoy yaw. fI taht erew eht esac neht eht yrev txen sdrow tuo fo ruoy dluohslohs eb ruoy gnieid sdrow. (esrever emit) tahw ew od si hcum relpmis ew "ees" yltnereffid, ton evom hguorht emit yltnereffid.

oS tup taht ni ruoy epip dna ekoms no ti......lol... :) :) :)

[likemclever]

ok I just finished reading the rest of the thread ....lol...nice fellas....

[likemclever]

lol....the funny thing is I can only read it and right it......I've tried think and speak that way and I can't.....lol.

[GHoSToKeR]

.uoy evol I

[F L E S H]

.eseht naht sdlrow rehto era ereht ,neht oG

[beachguy in thongs]

I love speaking it. Me and my friend were driving down the road, his cousin driving. She was two or three years older than us, we were 14. My friend started naming off businesses off the side of the road and I was speaking it in Bagdonese (backwards with spanish pronounciation). We passed Burger King, "ray-groob gneek", then Super Shop 'N' Save (Ray-pooce poce 'n' aybas). After I said that she almost lost the car.

[beachguy in thongs]

Looc tihs?

[likemclever]

.uoy evol I

vol uoy kcab.....

[likemclever]

.eseht naht sdlrow rehto era ereht ,neht oG

seY I eerga.....

tub er'uoy llits gnikam eht emas ekatsim...

[likemclever]

I always wanted to speak pig latian...but I never could get the hang of it.

[beachguy in thongs]

That's like, "gibedesh gibedee gibbedong gibbedang"? Is that how that goes?

[likemclever]

That's like, "gibedesh gibedee gibbedong gibbedang"? Is that how that goes?

http://www.idioma-software.com/pig/pig_latin.html

and this

http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, I know french, "Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose"

[likemclever]

Right now I'm learning ASL (American Sign Language) in college......I'm doing it now but you can't see it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, Tis I who see right through the screen hath show me endeavour for art thou.

Really, I was always interested, what's English ASL like?

[likemclever]

Well, Tis I who see right through the screen hath show me endeavour for art thou.

Really, I was always interested, what's English ASL like?

I love it....it's awsome...

I'm a big fan of non-verbal communication anyway.....

it's like speaking with your mind.....sort of.

[beachguy in thongs]

okay, get our your syllabus and read me the overview, I have no idea of the whole concept of Engish ASL.

[likemclever]

You would like it because......its structure is kinda like french.

If I were to ask someone wht their name was I would sign...

your name what?

or

what your name what

[likemclever]

Grammar is done with facial expressions

[likemclever]

male signs are done arround the forehead and female signs are done arround the chin

[beachguy in thongs]

well, am I giving bi-sexual signs? 'Cause I squinted and smiled. :)

[likemclever]

you raise your eyebrows to identify the topic....if your asking a question that requires anything other than a yes no answer than you indicate that by narrowing your eyebrows......it's kind of tricky to get the hang of....(I still havn't got the hang of it)..but it's fun.

[likemclever]

I'm going to put my daughter to bed....I'll be back on after a bit

[beachguy in thongs]

That's what English ASL is about??? Body language??? I told you that I was interested in it. I thought it was a different form of English that we used during the 16th Century. Or sumtin'.

[likemclever]

No itâ??s adapted from the French languageâ?¦.

Itâ??s spoken this way in the USA, Canada and Mexicoâ?¦..but sign language is different all over the world.

[beachguy in thongs]

And...by spoken, you mean, shown?

[likemclever]

And...by spoken, you mean, shown?

yes, exactly....

[beachguy in thongs]

Did you hear that?

[beachguy in thongs]

I was speaking it, but you didn't hear me. Do you have mental proble.....I mean, mental powers? We should try having a conversation later on tonight and then share, tomorrow, what we think each other said.

[likemclever]

I was speaking it, but you didn't hear me. Do you have mental proble.....I mean, mental powers? We should try having a conversation later on tonight and then share, tomorrow, what we think each other said.


lol....that would be a trip....although, I think I might be affraid of what I would, I mean you would hear.....lol.

[beachguy in thongs]

Sounds spooky. That's the word I wanted to use, right, because I was thinking spanky. See we have our lines crossed already.

[likemclever]

lol......see I told you things would get sticky.

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't remember sticky...you have me thinking...you did tell me something along those lines...sticky? sure, let's get sticky!

[likemclever]

What are you doing this fine evening.....I'm going to step out for a smoke.....I'll be back...

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm sitting here in silk thongs, my g/f ran to the post office, and when she gets back, it's gonna be another non-verbalage stand-off. We've gone the longest time without sex in five years. We've decided our relationship and now I bury my head in my lap when she's home. We were intimate Tuesday, too.

[Canadabis]

You know mary magdelen was not really a whore, as a woman named after a town was like a sign of respect, and respect could only be garnered by wealthy women in those days. Wealthy women with no husbands, as everythign hers was really his.
So basically a pope some years down thel ine decided to change the story to something less threatening to his ego.
So that is why a billion people now run amok thinking it was so cute jesus allowed a whore to wash his feat with perfumed oil.
hrmm....how did he pay for him and his entourage all that time travelling? hrmmm....how did a whore end up with some perfumed oil? hrmmm.....................hey when jesus was bron wasnt he given gold and priceless spices? hrmmm.............
That has nothign to do with anything, but I thought id point that out.
I think something about sticky and spanking brought the idea to mind, ideas just sort of all flow together in my head sometimes, its pretty :)

[GHoSToKeR]

.kcuF

[beachguy in thongs]

Gnorw si ti?

[likemclever]

We've decided our relationship

what does that mean exactly

[beachguy in thongs]

She's looking for someone to ease her because she's tired from supporting others, and ... well, she's looking for a listener and I'm looking for a converser, we decided that wednesday.

[likemclever]

You know mary magdelen was not really a whore, as a woman named after a town was like a sign of respect, and respect could only be garnered by wealthy women in those days. Wealthy women with no husbands, as everythign hers was really his.
So basically a pope some years down thel ine decided to change the story to something less threatening to his ego.
So that is why a billion people now run amok thinking it was so cute jesus allowed a whore to wash his feat with perfumed oil.
hrmm....how did he pay for him and his entourage all that time travelling? hrmmm....how did a whore end up with some perfumed oil? hrmmm.....................hey when jesus was bron wasnt he given gold and priceless spices? hrmmm.............
That has nothign to do with anything, but I thought id point that out.
I think something about sticky and spanking brought the idea to mind, ideas just sort of all flow together in my head sometimes, its pretty :)


Wooooooo......I think I smoked too much while I was outside.....

[likemclever]

She's looking for someone to ease her

explain

[beachguy in thongs]

She wants someone to listen to her, perpetually. When she talks to me, I have a comeback for every sentence, negative or positive. I'll sit there and listen to her but it's useless. Why can't I intervene when she pauses three seconds?

[Canadabis]

Yeah I dont know, these things pop into my head, Im gonna get mad mashed here for fun.
I have a million stories, especially about holy books of all types, like Know why its called Bhangladesh? It has alot to do with multi armed women with monkey faces destroying worlds with milk and massive massive amounts of bhang, which is actually litterally translated as waht we call bud, which is the lowest form of dope there.

[likemclever]

She wants someone to listen to her, perpetually. When she talks to me, I have a comeback for every sentence, negative or positive. I'll sit there and listen to her but it's useless. Why can't I intervene when she pauses three seconds?

I see......and this was a good arrangement for you why?

[beachguy in thongs]

You mean, in the first place? It's been going downhill for a little while, and I hate to say this, but, she stopped smoking pot four or five months ago.

[beachguy in thongs]

why?
...

[beachguy in thongs]

wait, i posted before that quoted post, just in case you missed it.

[likemclever]

You mean, in the first place? It's been going downhill for a little while, and I hate to say this, but, she stopped smoking pot four or five months ago.

You're not making much sense to me.....things are not going well so you decidd it would be a good idea to ......stay together...?.... I don't understand.

[beachguy in thongs]

You're not making much sense to me.....things are not going well so you decidd it would be a good idea to ......stay together...?.... I don't understand.

No, we've decided to not stay together, but she can't just leave and I'm not going anywhere. It'll be a while, and like I said, we have sex everynight up until Wednesday.

[likemclever]

No, we've decided to not stay together, but she can't just leave and I'm not going anywhere. It'll be a while, and like I said, we have sex everynight up until Wednesday.

Ohhhh... I'm sorry I see.....I understand.

I just broke up with my boyfriend last Saturday....he was a nice guy to.

[Canadabis]

You mean, in the first place? It's been going downhill for a little while, and I hate to say this, but, she stopped smoking pot four or five months ago.

You know thats where my current situation has gone south.
Its been a year since she quit smoking up.
Among other concerns; shes just so god damned smart. God I love smart girls with wahcky personalities but theyre kinda out of my reach :p

[likemclever]

I'm also attracted to smarts.....and people that can use their whits.

[Canadabis]

No, we've decided to not stay together, but she can't just leave and I'm not going anywhere. It'll be a while, and like I said, we have sex everynight up until Wednesday.

You know its funny...but we used to fuck like bunnies all the time too...So odd, so very odd...

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, I have a very long story with this girl, and she ruins it all.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm also attracted to smarts.....and people that can use their whits.

Are you looking for a partner for a board game so you can make everyone else look like an idiot?

[likemclever]

Why does she run it all?

[likemclever]

Are you looking for a partner for a board game so you can make everyone else look like an idiot?


I like board games....lol.

[beachguy in thongs]

Run?!!! No, she's not into gambling, in fact, it's the furthest thing from her once-virgin mind.

No, I'm just in the mood to play some drinking games.

[beachguy in thongs]

I love all games!!!

[likemclever]

Than your picking the wrong partner I drink like a pussy.......

[likemclever]

I love all games!!!

Me to

[beachguy in thongs]

No, I shouldn't be drinking anyways, but I love the game Asshole. If you drink like a pussy, I'd love to play some verbal drinking games with you...but, drinking's not important, I get a case and finish it in two, three days and then don't drink for a month.

[Canadabis]

How about chess anyone?
I am seriously gonna ownz joo like a uber moober at that.

[beachguy in thongs]

I played chess a couple of times, it's better than checkers.

[Canadabis]

Ive played chess countless times.
Id murder you :D

[likemclever]

I played chess a couple of times, it's better than checkers.

I never learned to play chess but it looks like fun....I'm affraid you wouldn't be very challenged.

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, I can't play. I don't find it too enjoyable. I like Risk, but I haven't played it in a long time, I also like Family Feud online.

[Canadabis]

:p chess doesnt need experience, theres no variables, its just...think...observe...know the type of person your playing, its like running a business 0.o
How about backgammon?

[likemclever]

Family Feud online.

I would destroy you to rubble.....at this.

But I've never played it online

[beachguy in thongs]

uproar.com has a bunch of games.

Do you think you can spark the competitive spirit that was once the shining armor of my soul? I may be drunk now. Definitely stoned, been ever since I first took that poll earlier.

[beachguy in thongs]

I would destroy you to rubble.....at this.

But I've never played it online

Wow, that sounds so much like my best friend I haven't seen in several years.

[beachguy in thongs]

How about backgammon?

How about it? Game on. It's the shit.

[likemclever]

OK, tell you what ......I'll go outsid eand get high again....that way when I smoke your ass you can't say .......man, I was high....

deal.

deal.

be right back.

[Canadabis]

Nice for sure man!
How? I think yahoo has a version of it, I had an account for chess on there before. that site you mentioned have it?

[beachguy in thongs]

OK, tell you what ......I'll go outsid eand get high again....that way when I smoke your ass you can't say .......man, I was high....

deal.

deal.

be right back.

Cool.

[beachguy in thongs]

Nice for sure man!
How? I think yahoo has a version of it, I had an account for chess on there before. that site you mentioned have it?

uproar.com only has five games, Password, Family Feud, and a couple of others.

Not any chess or anything.

[Canadabis]

oh fuck off lol...
well ill be around anytime, any game you name. :D

[beachguy in thongs]

spades?

[Canadabis]

uproar.com only has five games, Password, Family Feud, and a couple of others.

Not any chess or anything.

Go play with lips tits legs and ass :p
Im gonna sit around having a drink and smelling like a caveman.

[Canadabis]

spades, you mean hearts?

[beachguy in thongs]

Go play with lips tits legs and ass :p
Im gonna sit around having a drink and smelling like a caveman.

Dude, I don't give a shit. I asked if you play Spades?

[beachguy in thongs]

No, Spades is different from Hearts.

[Canadabis]

how is spades played?

[beachguy in thongs]

Four players, one leads and the rest have to throw the same suit.
The highest card wins.

[beachguy in thongs]

It's always associated with Hearts, but I don't really know how to play that.

[Canadabis]

and you want to collect the most cards? sounds almostl ike euchre.

[beachguy in thongs]

Kinda. I've only heard of that game, never played it. Euchre.

[Canadabis]

well in hearts its negative point scoring, you DONT want hearts, except if you get all the hearts and the queen of spades you have "shot the moon" and everyone gets 50 points (which are bad, member you want the least points to win)
person with the 2 of clubs leads, if you dont have a card of the suit being played you may play any card (like forcing someone to take a heart) the one with thie highest card of the suit played has to take the 4 of them.
you cant play hearts untill they are "broken" meaning that someone has run out of cards of one suit and can play a heart.

[beachguy in thongs]

Spades is almost the same, except the person to the left of the dealer, goes first. If you don't have a card of the 'proper' suit, you can throw a spade, which beats all suits.

[Canadabis]

been like 4 years since i played euchre...you have 2 teams of 2, you try to win "tricks" by having the highest card value, going from 2-ace and spade-hearts as usual, there are other rules trying to member....
its pretty basic, you lay it to a number of games won, like 7 or something, so its faster paced.

[beachguy in thongs]

You try to get 'books', meaning the entire hand.

[Canadabis]

Spades is almost the same, except the person to the left of the dealer, goes first. If you don't have a card of the 'proper' suit, you can throw a spade, which beats all suits.

You want to get more cards, or make someone else take them?

[beachguy in thongs]

So, where are you from? Gotta be somewhere else, if you don't know spades.

[beachguy in thongs]

Opposite of Hearts, you want them.

[likemclever]

man, I missed a lot....I played spades in the military.....but it would take me a bit to get warmed up.......we also played spades with partners.....I think

[Canadabis]

you count point in books, like you want to win individual hands? or you want all the cards of one suit?

[beachguy in thongs]

You have to play with partners. Welcome back! ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

The highest card of the round, takes the hand and counts it as a book. Before the hand, after you get your cards, you and your partner guess how many books you'll get.

[likemclever]

You have to play with partners. Welcome back! ;)

yeah that right....lol.

told you it's been a while...

but I think I remember the jist of it.

[Canadabis]

what happens if you geuss right? hmm geuss 0 and win by throwing the game 0.o

[likemclever]

The highest card of the round, takes the hand and counts it as a book. Before the hand, after you get your cards, you and your partner guess how many books you'll get.

thats right :)

[beachguy in thongs]

Yup, they call it, going Nil. If you get a book, you lose 100 points.

Likem, I have a question for you...

[likemclever]

Or if you can some how manage to take "NO" books....right???

[likemclever]

Yup, they call it, going Nil. If you get a book, you lose 100 points.

Likem, I have a question for you...

what is it dear?

[beachguy in thongs]

Going Nil, you get 100.

[beachguy in thongs]

On the 'I Know Most Of U' thread, you bailed out and said you left the picture a long time ago on another thread. Which one?

[likemclever]

On the 'I Know Most Of U' thread, you bailed out and said you left the picture a long time ago on another thread. Which one?

I posted the links to those threads......
:)

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, I see, you're bailing out again.;)

[beachguy in thongs]

But, you're sticking to me!!!

[likemclever]

I'm sorry I hadn't realized that you had bailed in........

[beachguy in thongs]

bailed in what? hay?

[likemclever]

I don't remember seeing you arround here.

[Canadabis]

oh my fuckign god, keep your picture lol
I dont care what you look like.
No offense intended, I..just...dont care what some dood in oklahoma looks like.
In fact im kinda irritated by someone even asking...But I will admit, saw it comign a loooooooong time ago.

:D

[beachguy in thongs]

I didn't know this could be so fun.

[beachguy in thongs]

oh my fuckign god, keep your picture lol
I dont care what you look like.
No offense intended, I..just...dont care what some dood in oklahoma looks like.
In fact im kinda irritated by someone even asking...But I will admit, saw it comign a loooooooong time ago.

:D

Your funny, canadabis

[likemclever]

oh my fuckign god, keep your picture lol
I dont care what you look like.
No offense intended, I..just...dont care what some dood in oklahoma looks like.
In fact im kinda irritated by someone even asking...But I will admit, saw it comign a loooooooong time ago.

:D

I'm not a dude already....

I'm a woman.

saw what comming

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay.

[Canadabis]

A dood is a dood, dood :D
and...well...nevermind youse about seeing it coming!

[likemclever]

Okay.

my pictures are out there beachguy are yours.

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, we'll nevermind ususe about seeing it coming.

Have I said something?

[likemclever]

A dood is a dood, dood :D
and...well...nevermind youse about seeing it coming!

explain please!

[beachguy in thongs]

The one with my g/f is on that 'I KNOW MOST OF U ARE..." post.

[Canadabis]

Well, to me I dont draw a distinction about people based on their gender on the internet, nor do I really care what they look like.
I kind of get that whole grubby vibe with people asking about pictures and stuff back and forth.
I would put up pics of myself if I had them to be fair, but I just dont, Im a techno-hater, I have a vhs I still buy tapes for and pentax I still throw Illford 400 b&w film into for pics.
I just, rather meet peoples minds without the prejudice of knowing anyhting about them, other then thier thoughts.

[Canadabis]

oh yeah, and dood just means cool, like someone who meets my capriciously fickle approval. You see im a spaced out jerk.
dood is good :)

[beachguy in thongs]

You can't trust most people, anyway, it's just something to go by while you're talking with them.

[likemclever]

oh yeah, and dood just means cool, like someone who meets my capriciously fickle approval. You see im a spaced out jerk.
dood is good :)

Ha.......thats funny.....you know I just came back in from getting high..

I thought it said "dude"

sometime my eyes do whatever they like.

[Canadabis]

the orriginal might have said dude, dood/dude same thing for me, not threatening you and your estrogenical treachery :cool:

[beachguy in thongs]

Ha.......thats funny.....you know I just came back in from getting high..

I thought it said "dude"

sometime my eyes do whatever they like.

I couldn't figure out the sometimes a dude is a dude, dude part

[likemclever]

holy fuck beachguy......talk about monster threads......I can't find them on those threads....theres like a million posts.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm sorry, could you find mine?

[likemclever]

I'm sorry, could you find mine?

lol.....no I couldn't find shit........just an endless mass of stuff

[Canadabis]

I couldn't figure out the sometimes a dude is a dude, dude part

A dood's a dood, dude
meaning a dood (dood + ' + s {a dude is}) a dood, dood
meaning a dood is that which characterises a dood, then referring to you as a dood, so its like stupid is as stupid does, stupid, but not in that mean context. Be more like stuid's stoopid, stupid.
I dont know why, I was just htinking of forest gump.

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, well, hold on...

[likemclever]

A dood's a dood, dude
meaning a dood (dood + ' + s {a dude is}) a dood, dood
meaning a dood is that which characterises a dood, then referring to you as a dood, so its like stupid is as stupid does, stupid, but not in that mean context. Be more like stuid's stoopid, stupid.
I dont know why, I was just htinking of forest gump.

wow

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know how to transfer that to here. I'll post a pic.

[likemclever]

you just cut and paste the link

[beachguy in thongs]

This is at an all-day concert that headlined Rob Zombie.

[Canadabis]

im all excited, i cant wait to see this pretty pretty man!

[Canadabis]

oh there ya are.
Im prettier :p

[beachguy in thongs]

;( ,

[Canadabis]

Im sorry beach guy, I naturally respond to all males with distrust and a certain level of competitive chalenge.
At least your not fat or ugly. And apparently your not that short.

[beachguy in thongs]

See, there is a girl in the picture.

[beachguy in thongs]

Whenever you're ready. You name the game. Dominoes?

[likemclever]

This is at an all-day concert that headlined Rob Zombie.

sweeet.....

I alway thought you were gay for some reason.......

I swear I don't know where I get this shit....

So yeah.....I guess I pictured you defferently....but your better looking than I thought you would be....
:)

[Canadabis]

See, there is a girl in the picture.

you mean your sister superimposed from anotehr family portrait to make you look like a party stud? im jsut playing nevermind :D

I dont allow pictures of me to be taken with a drink/smoke in my hand, its not bad for posterity.

[Canadabis]

sweeet.....

I alway thought you were gay for some reason.......

I swear I don't know where I get this shit....

So yeah.....I guess I pictured you defferently....but your better looking than I thought you would be....
:)

I htought he was gay too, it was one of his other avatars, it was a bare mans bum in a thong I think, not sure. Gave me that vibe.

[beachguy in thongs]

Me, my sister, and my girlfriend. No body-doubles.

[beachguy in thongs]

I htought he was gay too, it was one of his other avatars, it was a bare mans bum in a thong I think, not sure. Gave me that vibe.


That wasn't mine, all of mine have been of Jimi Hendrix.