Attention US Citizens

[dirty raider]

To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up ''revocation'' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up ''aluminium''. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part.

Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ''ize'' will be replaced by the suffix ''ise''. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up ''vocabulary''. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like'' and ''you know'' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up ''interspersed''.

There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as ''US English''. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of ''-ize''.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as ''Taggart'' will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is ''Devon''. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become ''shires'' e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as ''Men Behaving Badly'' or ''Red Dwarf'' will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, ''God Save The Queen'', but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America.

Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called ''rounders'' which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. ''Merde'' is French for ''Shit''. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items. You will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called ''Indecisive Day''.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are shit and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called ''crisps''. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as ''beer'', and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as ''Lager''.

The substances formerly known as ''American Beer'' will henceforth be referred to as ''Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine'', with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as ''Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine''. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or ''Gasoline'' as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.


Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation.


PP HM the Queen of the British Empire
c/o Buckingham Palace

[Bman719]

just wanted to say that... for the record... OJ killed JFK.... and he got away with it that time too!

[dirty raider]

Another mistery solved.

[flfotographer]

To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up ''revocation'' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up ''aluminium''. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part.

Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ''ize'' will be replaced by the suffix ''ise''. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up ''vocabulary''. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like'' and ''you know'' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up ''interspersed''.

There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as ''US English''. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of ''-ize''.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as ''Taggart'' will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is ''Devon''. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become ''shires'' e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as ''Men Behaving Badly'' or ''Red Dwarf'' will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, ''God Save The Queen'', but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America.

Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called ''rounders'' which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. ''Merde'' is French for ''Shit''. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items. You will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called ''Indecisive Day''.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are shit and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called ''crisps''. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as ''beer'', and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as ''Lager''.

The substances formerly known as ''American Beer'' will henceforth be referred to as ''Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine'', with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as ''Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine''. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or ''Gasoline'' as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.


Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation.


PP HM the Queen of the British Empire
c/o Buckingham Palace


Okay, count me in! I've had enough of "the American Way"! :mad:

[dirty raider]

Enjoy being British, it pisses down constantly.

[BobBong]

hahaha what a great thread...

Red Dwarf rox your sox, btw..

[anycraic]

lol yeah baseball - who the hell plays that - u should try soccer - 4 billion fans cant be wrong....and please do try budvar (real budwieser)....and proper freedom of speech....and please explain WTF happened to hip hop....

peace....

[Fattie]

You are all gay.

[DonnieDarko]

I'd have more respect for this thread if you guys would have won the Revolutionary War ..... You tea-drinkers got your asses kicked.

[dirty raider]

Just joking around, no need to get moody.

[Anonymous]

i can see where this is going

[BobBong]

I'd have more respect for this thread if you guys would have won the Revolutionary War ..... You tea-drinkers got your asses kicked.

Need I remind you that we burnt down your white house in 1814(during the war of 1812)? And remember Canada wasn't given confederation until 1867...technically making it a British Colony.

We let you win...you spell things funny.

[doomfreak]

To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up ''revocation'' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up ''aluminium''. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part.

Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ''ize'' will be replaced by the suffix ''ise''. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up ''vocabulary''. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like'' and ''you know'' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up ''interspersed''.

There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as ''US English''. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of ''-ize''.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as ''Taggart'' will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is ''Devon''. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become ''shires'' e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as ''Men Behaving Badly'' or ''Red Dwarf'' will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, ''God Save The Queen'', but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America.

Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called ''rounders'' which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. ''Merde'' is French for ''Shit''. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items. You will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called ''Indecisive Day''.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are shit and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called ''crisps''. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as ''beer'', and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as ''Lager''.

The substances formerly known as ''American Beer'' will henceforth be referred to as ''Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine'', with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as ''Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine''. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or ''Gasoline'' as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.


Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation.


PP HM the Queen of the British Empire
c/o Buckingham Palace
sounds good, cant say all the points brought up would be pleasant to undertake but beggars can't be choosers. can you please send troops over to examine Dubya for head lice and shit?

[weedlover]

Yay! I love that! Its so funny! Did you get it off www.zerodegreeburn.com ?

[shiva]

right, right , right, hey everybody listen to some reaggaetone,it's cool drunk and soned in the heart of our lady U.S.A.

[dirty raider]

No its from another forum which I'm a member of.

[Nevada]

Dirty Raider:
Thats some fucking funny shit!
I'm from Quebec, (an anglophone tho!), but it was still bloody fucking hilarious. I'll have to send it to my family in England!
Nice post!
Viva Canada!

[GSW389]

Need I remind you that we burnt down your white house in 1814(during the war of 1812)? And remember Canada wasn't given confederation until 1867...technically making it a British Colony.

We let you win...you spell things funny.

Dont try to make excuses cuz you suck and even still today, we are a greater nation.

[Kid Dynamite]

I'd have more respect for this thread if you guys would have won the Revolutionary War ..... You tea-drinkers got your asses kicked.


yeah, you guys beat us down...


WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE FRENCH??!!!

[mf greg]

still burnt down your white house and got bored because you guys didnt have anyfight left in you, so we went and got drunk.

[dirty raider]

Dont try to make excuses cuz you suck and even still today, we are a greater nation.

Well old chap, until the thirteen colonies has conquered an empire that covers a third of the globe then I would advise being quiet and letting civilized chaps do the talking.

[hipEstoner]

this thread is the start of world war threee
,, ima light a joint)
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lol

[Ganj]

hey! what about hugh grant?! he played a british character and he's british, plus he wasn't a bad guy.
voting has never really been essential to the election of a president anyway, but disbanding the senate would prove useful.

[ermitonto]

Well old chap, until the thirteen colonies has conquered an empire that covers a third of the globe then I would advise being quiet and letting civilized chaps do the talking.
With Bush in power we'll be there in no time.

[dirty raider]

Yes but could Bush colour in all the countries he's conquered on a map, I think not, therefore it dosn't count.

[ermitonto]

Well, no, those places aren't directly under Bush's political control in any formal sense. But neither were the East European satellite states of the USSR. And that's a much more effective way to control people. Give them the illusion that they are in control of their own territory, when in reality they are forced to conform to the economic and political aims of the United States or be the target of an American-backed military coup/invasion, as they learned in Chile, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Cuba, Haiti, Vietnam, Iraq, etc. The illusion of independence is sort of like Christian "free will": you are free to do whatever you want, but if you don't follow my policies and worship the way I do things, I'm gonna make sure you get sent to a lake of fire.

[Mojavpa]

I'd have more respect for this thread if you guys would have won the Revolutionary War ..... You tea-drinkers got your asses kicked.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with tea drinkers! I drink 4 cups a day lol Actually, those damn British got us Indians hooked. grrrrrr Actually, compared to all the other evil things they did in India, its not too bad
Where were all you "liberal Europeans" 60 years ago when Britain was massacring Indians on a daily basis?

THE BRITISH PEOPLE SHOULD PAY REPARATIONS TO INDIA AND PAKISTAN FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS OR SO. j/k

[tschmidty32]

To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

Don't go associate every US citizen by those stereotypes...You guys are pissed cuz we're a better nation than you...I mean shit when was the last time you guys made any fucking advancements in dental care...Stop hatin on us you green teeth pricks, i mean what the fuck did we do to you anyways for you to lash out attacks against us...it's not our fault we were born in the greatest nation on the planet (oh and soccer is fuckin gay, basketball is quickly becoming the most popular worldwide sport). Oh and how much fun is it paying $6.00+ for a gallon of gas lol, i thought it sucked when the price hit $2.70 lol...Anyways, just go buy some colgate, a toothbrush, put a white teeth smile on, and stop hatin.

[screwedcork]

...and stop hatin.
yawn.

[amydan420]

Dirty raider that said nothing about legalizing weed, wuz up wit that??

[NowhereMan]

still burnt down your white house and got bored because you guys didnt have anyfight left in you, so we went and got drunk.

any fight, hey pal if you want to drag up old shit
fine we kicked ya ass then and you've sucked up every since
we still stopped you from being a german speaking nation in wwII
so whats ya piont

i dont like bush but i get kinda cranky when ya talk about my country like its some evil thing.
bush will soon be out and i hope a kind hearthearted yet tough bastard takes his place,one without all his wealth invested in OIL
dam texan in the white house is a bad thing.but my nation is the only thing right now that stands any chance at stopping crazy ass nations like lybia and syria and china and N Korea,and the list goes on
from kicking your ass for the years and years of Opression the EMPIRE delt out, so please dont gimmi no shit about the french helping
they did but only becuase they hated you so bad,
why was that? the lil wine and love folks picked up guns and died becuase your nation was so great of a nieghbor,?

i aint proud of all the USA does but one thing i am proud of
we dont take no shit from anyone,NOT even a queen.

i happen to like the brits untill i see one act like he or she is some super being
and we know history dont we,

with out the lil colony that broke off from you ,you would be german now
ww1 ww2?

i find this kinda funny.yaw still mad over that.
ITS ONLY BEEN 200+ YRS AGO
chill and have some tea.smoke a bowl that hash u get and be glad we dont want your lil island.
or we would send Walmart over to own it.

[anycraic]

lol this thread makes me proud to be irish

tiny island versus THE EMPIRE = no contest

yeah the flag of india is OURS with a spinning wheel on it...inspirational huh....

peace...

[soHi]

hilarious, cant wait to send it to every lard arsed donut eating yank that wants to read it.

[JustSayNo]

flfotographer & doomfreak

it really is not necessary to quote the original post, we all know what was said, this is really annoying, may-be I am the only one who this gets too but you will probably do it even more now that you know my weakness.

[soHi]

(oh and soccer is fuckin gay, basketball is quickly becoming the most popular worldwide sport).

football, as it is known everywhere in the world exept for the place where they're so shit at it that they had to make up thier own version, which, by the way is based upon our rugby, exept you wear big pads, cos your pussies, and you stop for a break every 30 seconds, cos you're all lardy arses, is the greatest sport in the world.
The football world cup actually involves all of the countries in the world, not just one. But the US with such a large population cant find 25 men that can run for a full 90 minutes and kick a ball without looking like a bunch of, i was going to say retards but i think, americans will do!!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

Best thread ever! :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Booooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg ggggggggggg.

[dirty raider]

hilarious, cant wait to send it to every lard arsed donut eating yank that wants to read it.

Oh I say, didn't you read point one old bean, the word is doughnut.

"Ur" is an ancient babylonian city, not a word, "Cuz" is a noise and consequently isn't a word either and adding the letter G onto "hatin" and "fuckin" would make your speech rather more coherent. Also, the correct (if a touch impolite) word is "arse", but we dont like to talk about that old chap. If your going to insult the Empire at least use proper spelling, Lord knows we gave you the language the least you can do is use it properly.

As for "stopping crazy ass nations like Lybia and Syria and China and North Korea", just what is it that you are planning to stop those nice chaps from doing?

It would be most pleasant if we could all just calm down and have a spot of tea, unless you live in Boston.

Keep up the good show lads, stiff upper lip and what ho.

[NowhereMan]

looks around,and says "wow its a pissing contest"

whips out two feet of it and hoses yaw down yelling "chill out time'

i should disqualify myself, :eek:


think i will.
:cool:

[GHoSToKeR]

looks around,and says "wow its a pissing contest"

whips out two feet of it and hoses yaw down yelling "chill out time'

i should disqualify myself, :eek:


think i will.
Hahaha.. holy shit I nearly peed myself! :D