Okay, I admit it, i'm a cop..

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm here to somehow use my superior resources, funds and brainpower to hunt every single one of you down and charge you for crimes that I have no proof of in places which are out of my jurisdiction. I kid you not.

I hope you can forgive me.

:)

-GHoST-

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=29547

http://boards.cannabis.com/showpost.php?p=341293&postcount=7

[MeatRulz]

Seriously dude....

[BobBong]

I Smell Bacon
I Smell Pork.
Run Piggy Piggy, Cause I got a Fork.


:D

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm a vegetarian. But thanks.

You guys woulda found out soon enough anyway. You can see it in my eyes.

^^

See.

[MeatRulz]

So you are a cop puss veg dude?

[BobBong]

So you are a cop puss veg dude?

is that like... 25% pig, 25% cat, 25% onion, 25% man?

I WANT PICS!

[GHoSToKeR]

Well, that's what it looks like, man. It's a shame. *tear*

Edit: Hmmm, well I don't have any pics. And Google didn't find any. (http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=pig+cat+onion+man&btnG=Search) Just close your eyes and imagine.

[MeatRulz]

nah dude im just kiddin around man my aunt is a veg so its whatever man. but how are you posting with a grey light next to your name? so new cafe member thing?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm here to somehow use my superior resources, funds and brainpower to hunt every single one of you down and charge you for crimes that I have no proof of in places which are out of my jurisdiction. I kid you not.

I hope you can forgive me.

:)

-GHoST-



I'm gonna create a 'Mad-Lib' out of this and say, "If every cop had said this to me, as soon as they approached my car door, I would've been a lot more at ease with them, and probably, would've been able to keep my head enough to just drive on home."

[nomadherbman]

wow that richardb kid is a fool.....marijuana doesnt raise your hearst rate it does the opposite...ha wow the kids complaining about people giving worng information and hes doing it himself

[GHoSToKeR]

MeatRulz, follow me, man

In the top left of this page (under the Cannabis.com logo) hit the 'User CP'. Then hit 'Edit Options' in the list at the left of the next page. At the top of the page that opens check the box that says 'Use Invisible Mode', and then save by hitting the 'Save Changes' way down at the bottom of the page. It's a bitch though, coz I forgot that I enabled it for some reason. lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Are you a New York cop??? Funny, because I was in New York when I knew of a judge who puffed at parties at his cabin (or whatever it was) in Lake George.

[GHoSToKeR]

Nah, i'm an alien cop. That's how I kick ass so much.

It's all making sense now, huh?

[MeatRulz]

yea so much sense i cant believe it.

[beachguy in thongs]

What kind of aliens do you police, Stoker? You can't give them speeding tickets, ya' know.

[daZenfmeister]

He's a dead-alien-pig-carrot-cat-man, cant we just leave it at that.

[robert42]

lmao oink :p

[BobBong]

He's a dead-alien-pig-carrot-cat-man, cant we just leave it at that.

Well, he could be a Alien Cat that feeds on carrot eating pigs and dead men.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Did you lot really believe him? I've seen a pic of you Ghost;) magical (as fuck)

[Az.]

nah dude im just kiddin around man my aunt is a veg so its whatever man. but how are you posting with a grey light next to your name? so new cafe member thing?

do you guys want to know somthing i just found out....i might be a bit retarded for just finding this out after the years ive been here....but.....the grey light next to your name means your offline.....the greenlight means your online!!! how cool is that.....

[Melton420]

not all cops are bad . you hunt us down we'll kill ya

[tokosan]

o rly?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

do you guys want to know somthing i just found out....i might be a bit retarded for just finding this out after the years ive been here....but.....the grey light next to your name means your offline.....the greenlight means your online!!! how cool is that.....


Lol, not to take the piss, but i found that out like a week after joining... lol. Maybe i should have shared the info with others;) lol

[Lily420]

Nah, i'm an alien cop. That's how I kick ass so much.

It's all making sense now, huh?
Oh yeah totally.

[daZenfmeister]

Well, he could be a Alien Cat that feeds on carrot eating pigs and dead men.

Okay, then I think I'm going to capture it, tame it and keep it as my pet. Okay? okay...

[hipEstoner]

im a cop,,

heres my pic

[DonnieDarko]

GHoST,

You'll say anything to increase that post count .... You could make serious cash as a comedy writer ..... send this stuff to Comedy Central ...... Letthem read all 6000 posts .... Your talent is being wasted here .... writing for free on a $1.6 Million web site

[thcbongman]

So your the cop that blared his sirens to go to the dunkin' donuts!

Nice to meet you lucife....i mean officer.

[phoenix]

I agree with Donnie.

Send that shit in, man.

[GHoSToKeR]

Why does nobody believe me? :(

Here's a drawing of me to prove i'm a cop, and a photo of my badge..

[Lily420]

Wanna donut? :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Wanna donut? :D


Haha, priceless pic;)

[NowhereMan]

you have the right to remian silent
anything you say can and bet your ass will be used agianst you in a one sided fucked up court they call 'of law'
you have the right to a attorney to clean out your bank account
ect ect,

shoots cop in head and says Bust me now piglet
:)