Question About Lube

[420purplehaze420]

hey everyone, i was just wonderin if petroleum jelly is safe+effective for vaginal and anal sex.

any replies are appreciated

[jacquelyne]

It would be safe i think but not the best lube.I think something of a thinner and slimier consistency would feel better like maybe a water based lube.If your using a condom then dont use that as a lube.Dont use any oily stuff it might heat up and burn or something with enough friction.I dunno what u have there maybe try K-Y jelly thats alright to use.

[NightProwler]

girls get wet for a reason

[420purplehaze420]

girls get wet for a reason
not in there assholes kid

[Nutzz]

I've only used astroglide, and it really really really works

[sharpezor]

not in there assholes kid

not if they had recently had fast food

[Warlock]

hey everyone, i was just wonderin if petroleum jelly is safe+effective for vaginal and anal sex.

any replies are appreciated

It is safe, but if you're using condoms check that it doesnt act as a corosive on it. Also you're best using a water based lube, it isnt as messy to clean up & if it starts to get a bit dry all you gotta do is spit on it & it's all slippery again.
I'm a huge fan of riding the bus up hershey's highway & i always use water based lube, is the best way to go

[beachguy in thongs]

Lubrication use by males is a sign that they jerk off, too much, or have others jerking them off.

I hate when girls use lubrication on their lips and then kiss me when I'm drinking my coffee.

That first sentence may be taken the wrong way, so sorry. I've never used lubrication during my adventures. I haven't used handcuffs, either. I get kind of jealous by bringing a third-party into the scene, even if it's an inanimate object.

That second sentence can't be flipped any other way around and have itself debateable.

The third, viable, sentence is one discussing our inate desires to reach out and share our own bodily fluids with fluids of another.

[Warlock]

Lubrication use by males is a sign that they jerk off, too much, or have others jerking them off.



What? How much is too much?
That sentence is a load of balls

[420purplehaze420]

i know astroglide or a waterbased lube is the way to go but i was in the situation where i was, as warlock put it "riding the bus up hershey's highway" and my girlfriend asked if i had any lube so i went to the bathroom and realized i was fresh out but then i saw the tub of petroeum gelly and remembered it is quite the lubricant, but i thought about the condom getting weakend by it, but thankfully trojan lubricates there condoms a good deal so the evening went on without a hitch

[beachguy in thongs]

What? How much is too much?
That sentence is a load of balls

I don't care, it may be a load of shitballs for all I care.

[Warlock]

So if a male uses lube to make his dick juicy to stick in a brown hole, how does that mean her jerks off a lot?
Do tell...

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I use pussy juice as lube, if I were to attempt it, but I always ask and most of the time, I prefer not to do it at all, because fucking a girl up the ass is pretty barbaric.

[Warlock]

Well, I use pussy juice as lube, if I were to attempt it, but I always ask and most of the time, I prefer not to do it at all, because fucking a girl up the ass is pretty barbaric.

What?! How is that barbaric? It feels better than pussy & the the chick loves it. It's just sexual pleasure, ain't nothing barbaric about it.

[Nevada]

What?! How is that barbaric? It feels better than pussy & the the chick loves it. It's just sexual pleasure, ain't nothing barbaric about it.

Ok, well being a chick myself, i have to say that not ALL girls dig the hershey highway. I'm not saying it's barbaric, or wrong or anything, if a girl loves it, bring it on! but when exploring "exit only" doors, make sure she's all good with it, b/c not all are. :)

[Warlock]

Ok, well being a chick myself, i have to say that not ALL girls dig the hershey highway. I'm not saying it's barbaric, or wrong or anything, if a girl loves it, bring it on! but when exploring "exit only" doors, make sure she's all good with it, b/c not all are. :)

I never said all chicks like it, I said "The chick loves it", notice no "s" on chick.

[beachguy in thongs]

Of course, it feels better, dumbass, and if that's the reason why you're fucking her then go get yourself a virgin.

[Warlock]

Of course, it feels better, dumbass, and if that's the reason why you're fucking her then go get yourself a virgin.

I'm unlikely to find a virgin in this city without her being Jail-bait, asshole.

[the mole]

vasiline can damage your sex toys,and condoms, I would use chunky peanut butter..

[Warlock]

vasiline can damage your sex toys,and condoms, I would use chunky peanut butter..

The peanut bits might find their way under your foreskin, that could hurt.

[slipknotpsycho]

Of course, it feels better, dumbass, and if that's the reason why you're fucking her then go get yourself a virgin.
don't even tell me you only have sex with a girl to 'make love'. i know you can't honsetly tell me that you never have or never will have sex for pure pleasure. even with married couples, there's making love, and there's fucking. and btw, how can anyone enjoy sex with a virgin??? they usually don't know what they're doing, and more times then not you end up hurting her and if you have half a conscience you stop, and your left all horny, and her crying thinking she's some type of defective human that's worthless and blah blah blah for hours and hours if not days.

[Warlock]

don't even tell me you only have sex with a girl to 'make love'. i know you can't honsetly tell me that you never have or never will have sex for pure pleasure. even with married couples, there's making love, and there's fucking. and btw, how can anyone enjoy sex with a virgin??? they usually don't know what they're doing, and more times then not you end up hurting her and if you have half a conscience you stop, and your left all horny, and her crying thinking she's some type of defective human that's worthless and blah blah blah for hours and hours if not days.

Agreed. But sex with a virgin can be more pleasurable than an experienced girl because their pussy is much tighter. True they always end up feeling like a piece of meat, but a lot of young teens will feel like that at that time in their life.

[serf]

vasiline can damage your sex toys,and condoms,

any petroleum based lube will ruin plastic or rubber after a time. ;)


I would use chunky peanut butter..

this is so wrong in so many ways :p do not teach these young minds what peanut butter is for. Remember mole, most of the chatters in this area that are asking questions range from age 14-20. I'm not sure they are really quite ready for that trip down the information highway and the many uses of peanut butter. :D

[slipknotpsycho]

is your signature a serious quote from someone? or is it just meant to be funny? cuz i can totally picture a full fledged pothead in the midst of the disaster saying that >.>.
2 things, first one is to you, please enlighten me....i've heard some stories on here about animals and peanut butter i hope that's not what your talkin about.

second to warlock, is the extra tightness really worth the bullshit you have to put up with, even if you do manage to finish before she can't take it anymore...you still have to deal with other bullshit (such as her constantly bugging you dunno why but virgins that just lost their virginity seem to be very clingy)

[serf]

is your signature a serious quote from someone? or is it just meant to be funny? cuz i can totally picture a full fledged pothead in the midst of the disaster saying that >.>.
yes it is real:

"Ms. Harris said she did not want to leave. "I haven't even run out of weed yet," she said." posted in the NY times



2 things, first one is to you, please enlighten me....i've heard some stories on here about animals and peanut butter i hope that's not what your talkin about.
I will not be the one to further enlighten you on the subject. ;)

[Melton420]

id just get sensual rubbing lotion

[lizka4200]

sweet lube is alright..i dont like that shit we get wet naturally..and for anal well the tightness is what feels good..why make it wet and take away from that

[420purplehaze420]

sweet lube is alright..i dont like that shit we get wet naturally..and for anal well the tightness is what feels good..why make it wet and take away from that
because not using lube in a girls ass can actually tear the walls of her rectum and im willing to give up a little tightness for the good of my hunnys ass

[grasshopper420]

yes pleez do enlighten us about the "many uses of peanut butter" that sound kinky and i like kinky

[beachguy in thongs]

Won't Peanut Butter give you Yeast Infections?

[Caruso329]

Watch the movie Road Trip.