Stoned in school

[kaela]

One morning I smoked a few bowls before school with my guy and well... 1st period seemed like the longest class ever.
it was so incredibly boring and I couldn't focus on a damn thing.
It was Spanish class.
Everytime the teacher would call on me I knew the answer.
I don't know how... but I did.
we went to the computer lab and I had to register with some online book.
Bad Idea.
I forgot my user name and my password go figure.
2nd period I just had the giggles really bad because the way the teacher talks.
I just didn't care what I said or if i was disturbing anyone.
I took a test and got a 100% on it. I rock.
3rd period I was coming down but I was hungry as hell so I ate like 30 crackers I had stashed in my backpack.

I definately want to do that again except on a Wednesday.
Every Wednesday .. each class is only 30min long or something.
Wednesday=short day. We get out an hour and 10min early.

I smoked out of a water bong for the first time last friday night.
1 hit and I was stoned. Incredible. I want one.

[XxMaDxX89]

who cares....

[XxMaDxX89]

are you in middle school or what?

[smokincowboy86]

i used to smoke a blunt before my college psycology and A&P classes. I did better stoned in psycology than i did sober. A mystery? probably not...........

[bzbuzzard]

lol i wont smoke before class cuz i l get the giggles so bad taht i ll get kicked out

[kaela]

Yeah my point was.... I'm better at the things i'm good at and worse at the things i'm bad at when stoned. It's crazy. Now if i can just be good at everything.

[XxMaDxX89]

Sedio?

[sharpezor]

XxMaDxX89, no need to be mean, he was just telling a story.

any way, i was stoned at school once, but i didnt want to go becuase my teachers are smart and they could tell. So i skiped.

[420purplehaze420]

you can just call it a bong none of us here are cops....well maybe some are but any who, water pipe is a term used only when buying such materials, after that its a bong, or a specific name that you have given it

[187]

i smoked some hash today right outside the doors of school i was fucked up only for a little while it was wierd

[zarathustra]

One time, back in highschool, a friend of mine was talking about a quarter he was going to try to smoke in one sesh. The vice principal overheard him (sneaky fuck) and without skipping a beat, my friend pulled out a quarter (25 cents) and kept going on about how good it smelled and how tasty it was. Ballzy fuck.

[420purplehaze420]

One time, back in highschool, a friend of mine was talking about a quarter he was going to try to smoke in one sesh. The vice principal overheard him (sneaky fuck) and without skipping a beat, my friend pulled out a quarter (25 cents) and kept going on about how good it smelled and how tasty it was. Ballzy fuck.
lol thats hilarious man, o yeah by the way what is your signature from? that sounds familiar

[zarathustra]

It's from Anchorman. Maybe one of the bloopers or something, because it isn't in the theatrical version. But, I'm going to go change it now, for it has been far too long.

[kman]

who cares....are you in middle school or what?

why the fuk are u always puting people down and being a jerk, does it make u feel tough?

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

i seem to function pretty well when im high at school,i dont think it fucks up my grades or anything

[sharpezor]

why the fuk are u always puting people down and being a jerk, does it make u feel tough?

yeah really, whats up with that.

[Nausicaa]

How the hell can you guys go to class stoned? I might be new at this, but everytime I smoke a bowl or two, I am fucking gone. Not just feeling good; totally stupid, not in the same dimension gone. And my pipe doesn't hit big or anything. I would be found out in about 5 minutes if I ever were to go to class.

[187]

cause your new to smoking?

[CannabisGeorge]

Yeah, people always make fun of lightweights/easy stoners. But they are just jelous. Think about it, you can get stoned and i mean outofthisworld blazed in half of the smoke as anyone else. Is that bad?!!! NO HELL NO That fucking kicks ass. I'm with ya man. LIGHTWEIRTGHTS (sp?) RULE!!

[MeatRulz]

i went to school blazed everyday and blazed outa my mind because it was always a blunt of stick stuff or more.

[GARN]

if you care about school, don't smoke before school. If you don't care about school, do smoke. Simple as that.

[naturalmystic]

if you care about school, don't smoke before school. If you don't care about school, do smoke. Simple as that.


I disagree, I care about school enough to get decent grades, but I still smoke before school everyone once and awhile. It just depends on the classes I have that day, and what we're doing.

P.S. Wyclef Jean rocks.

[Kokujin X]

I have tried it once, but I don't have any important classes first and second hour so I didn't care. My hours are 90 minutes long aswell, so by the time history and english rolled around I was sober. But, I did have Weight training first hour and Net+ second (its an elective). Almost got caught, on the ride to school my mom and sister flipped out saying they smelled smoke! No one in my family smokes so they were wondering if it was coming from outside or what, in conclusion I blamed it on my dirty pants. Wasn't the best way to start the day... but school was a total blurr. As I was experiancing it, It felt like it took forever but after, it just flew by.

I wish I could do it more often but i'm like at critical learning grade, can't really afford to forget everything.

[GARN]

I disagree, I care about school enough to get decent grades, but I still smoke before school everyone once and awhile. It just depends on the classes I have that day, and what we're doing.

P.S. Wyclef Jean rocks.

I would agree that occasionaly it is fine. But being high at school all the time is certainly not the best way to get good grades. And yes..wyclef rules?? :)

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

i go to school ripped out of my mind every day :D

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

actually makes me do my work and shit too and good.... i never do homeowrk unless im stoned eathier.

[DuMpTrUcK]

i havent gone to school high yet and i would love to do it, but i too worried bout smellin like smoke or some teacher noticing my eyes.... other than that id do it

[endo..jay]

hell being high was the only way i made it through school

[Maui Wowie]

Hey umm Dumptruck, did you think I wouldn't notice your avatar?

[senoirsalsa]

Hey umm Dumptruck, did you think I wouldn't notice your avatar?
i know,up the playing rate lol

[DuMpTrUcK]

umm no?

and if it went any faster it'd look wierd

[Left]

I think its a bad idea to smoke before school, it defenatly doesnt help learning. I stoped smoking in the mornings this year. Its only a few hours that you have to wait till you get home.

[alexm9]

I've been smoking before class for about 4 years. I'm in college and i smoke in my car before class, right across the street from my school. During my breaks I'll smoke a few bowls and go back. But anyways, its an everday thing for me, nothing new. It helps me study better, pay more attention, and I have a 3.7 gpa for the past 4 semesters. Oh yeah i love smoking ganja. The cool thing about is that i meet other stoners in my class and we usually light it up. Everyone pretty much knows that i toke it up in all my classes and they totally respect, along with my professors. There's no "i was once stoned in class one day" for me, if you can handle smoking dank, then do it before class, but if you dont have your shit together, then might as well not, save it for later. I think not going to school high is a phase that you gradually step up from, when you become more aware and your feelings become stronger about the love of herb, you're going to want to toke it up no matter where you're at. Oh yeah, any stoners live in Bakersfield, Ca, let me know and we'll blaze, and if you go to College here in town, shit we'll even blaze before class, why? because i love to smoke herb.

[chris40]

I smoke before school everyday.

[Fengzi]

I smoke before school everyday.

Well....I'd expect that from a Deadhead :p

I was stoned pretty much 95% of the time I was in school during my junior and senior years. I think my teachers just figured I always acted that way. Hell, they'd probably think I was on something if I wasn't stoned.

I shroomed at school once. That was quite the adventure. I actually managed to make it through two entire classes before running off to hide in the woods. I remember having a big test in my English class and I just sat there at my desk. I knew the answers but couldn't figure out how to form a logical fucking sentence. At the end of the class I just walked up to the teacher with a big grin on my face and handed her a blank piece of paper. An interesting experience but not neccessarily one I'd recommend to anyone.

[Maui Wowie]

umm no?

and if it went any faster it'd look wierd

Bah, no that's not what I meant at all, I mean I had that avatar on just a few weeks ago.

[DuMpTrUcK]

ah well i dint steal the avvy from u but from someone else. ill change it if u want

[Bazooka Tooth]

Lol a long time ago I was stoned in my French 1 class, we were learning numbers. The french number for "80" was "quatre vingt" which means "4 20's"

[a. beezy]

I smoked a quarter of a gram by myself before my stats lab the other day. I was high as a crackhouse rat, and I was giving dumbass answers.

[Maui Wowie]

ah well i dint steal the avvy from u but from someone else. ill change it if u want

Eh, I probably won't use it again for a while anyway.

[Not Enough Herb]

i go to school stoned, on e and on a coke a lot, and im in gr 11 univeristy courses.

some ppl can handle it, some cant

noobs piss me off. if your gonna be high then thats great just shut up and enjoy ur buzz by urself

later

[WeekenD TokeR]

Dude. One of these days I am gonna fuckin try the whole 'coming to school baked' thing. It would be awesome.

[CannabisGeorge]

i go to school stoned, on e and on a coke a lot, and im in gr 11 univeristy courses.

some ppl can handle it, some cant

noobs piss me off. if your gonna be high then thats great just shut up and enjoy ur buzz by urself

later


Hey man, its way more fun fooling around and shit, plus wicked fucking funny to watch. I'm not complainin.

[senoirsalsa]

im just wondering

do you guys ever get lost while your stoned in school?thats my biggest fear period

[Hempamasta]

Psh, no.. I can usually function very well when I'm high.. I'm not just wandering around like a dumbass.

Probably my favorite high-in-school story.. I had a few very strong MJ brownies left over from the weekend, so I threw one into my back before school. I was about halfway done with it when I went in the school, walked _right past our school cop_, nodded to him, and continued on, eating my pot brownie. Good times. I was high until 6th period. MJ brownies are so damn good.

[AHLaD]

I've been smoking before class for about 4 years. I'm in college and i smoke in my car before class, right across the street from my school. During my breaks I'll smoke a few bowls and go back. But anyways, its an everday thing for me, nothing new. It helps me study better, pay more attention, and I have a 3.7 gpa for the past 4 semesters. Oh yeah i love smoking ganja. The cool thing about is that i meet other stoners in my class and we usually light it up. Everyone pretty much knows that i toke it up in all my classes and they totally respect, along with my professors. There's no "i was once stoned in class one day" for me, if you can handle smoking dank, then do it before class, but if you dont have your shit together, then might as well not, save it for later. I think not going to school high is a phase that you gradually step up from, when you become more aware and your feelings become stronger about the love of herb, you're going to want to toke it up no matter where you're at. Oh yeah, any stoners live in Bakersfield, Ca, let me know and we'll blaze, and if you go to College here in town, shit we'll even blaze before class, why? because i love to smoke herb.

Never a truer word has been spoken. Smoking is something everyone does. Your teachers smoke, your friends smoke, fuck.. your parents probably either smoke or have done before now. It's not a big deal. I spent my school life stoned from the age of 15. I wouldnt have been able to handle it otherwise. I payed attention better, I wasn't overly stressed by exams, and i just did what had to be done. If you feel you cant handle it when you have to do lessons or whatever then my advice is don't do it. At least dont get absolutely fucked out of your minds anyway!

[MightyFourTwenty]

i used to smoke a blunt before my college psycology and A&P classes. I did better stoned in psycology than i did sober. A mystery? probably not...........


Well, I haven't had any college psychology classes yet, as I'm in some Criminal Justice classes right now (how ironic?). But, seeing as I plan on majoring in Psychology, that's definately the route I'm going. It helped me through my Psychology and Psychology AP classes in high-school, but then my teacher was more of a friend to me than a teacher. She knew I was blown out every morning when I'd show up 20 minutes late, and she vouched for me when I had 27 tardies and 14 absenses senior year and was in danger of being dropped. Good times, good times.