Craziest "Geek OUt"

[devilman1988]

In case you dont know, a geek out is when you are really high and do some really stupid shit that would only be funny when you r high. AN example:

Last weekend, me and a couple of friends got stoned and were playing with this ball in his basement. THen, we started throwing the ball at eachother. THis led to picing up this bag of these plastic tubes (toys?) and we stqarted hitting the ball with these tubes. THen we started winging these tubes at eachother and i ducked one and it broke a window. We could not stop lauging for about 20 minutes. We didnt reaqlize until the next mornig what we had done, and by then it was too late. HIs parents were going to be home within an hour so we jjust kind of jetted and told our friend to blame it on the dog. It was nuts.

ANyone else had a crazy retarded experience like this?

[radioned]

i normaly try and put things in the fridge that just dont belong in the fridge

[theNecromancer2113]

i normaly try and put things in the fridge that just dont belong in the fridge

hahahaha. like ur dog? lol

[zooted999]

I came dangerously close to wiping my ass with deodorant after dropping off some Cosbys.

Long time viewer,
First time poster-- btw.

Peace.

[lizka4200]

on acid i saw a duck eating its asshole and it actually was

[hammerhead]

i went and talked to the police at download when i was blazed out of my skull, just talking about life and hobies and stuff, they were really nice

[Ganj]

you have a different definition of 'geek out'. we refer to a 'geek out' as a moment when someone starts going on and on about something that falls under the 'geek' stereotype, ex. star trek, computers, video games, etc. it's actually really funny because no one is expecting it when someone geeks out.

[geoffrowley19]

on acid i saw a duck eating its asshole and it actually was

thats gotta be the goddamn funniest thing ive ever read

[lizka4200]

i didnt know ducks can move their heads like that i mustve sat there in awe for about an hour...but all three of us saw the same thing with thte same wierd look

[Nullific]

Watching the Reefer Madness musical stoned, me and my friend were just in tears expressing bouts of uncontrollable laughter while a sober friend informs us we look like two big loser pot heads who find everything funny.

[SENSESFAIL]

you have a different definition of 'geek out'. we refer to a 'geek out' as a moment when someone starts going on and on about something that falls under the 'geek' stereotype, ex. star trek, computers, video games, etc. it's actually really funny because no one is expecting it when someone geeks out.

thats....different...

But anyways the other day my friend was cooking food and he burnt his arm and he made a funny face and all that shit and i could not stop laughing, it was great lol.

[phoenix]

Well, last night, me and a friend were real baked, one kid was real drunk, and I think the other two were sober. Wait, one was a little drunk.

Anyway, we met up at this restaurant, and just started calling each other's cell phones even though we were like right next to each other. It was sooo fucking hilarious. :D

[Melton420]

yea well back in my frist days of smoking i did some stupid shit... now for the last couple of years i have just smoked and..... chilled listening to rap, doing nothing but smoking more and more .... and more

[chris40]

I was at the beach and my brother and I pulled som GB's in our hotel room and then went down to the ocean and i started spinning in the waves and me and my brother were laughing so hard.

[Funkamander]

This one time, back in the early days, I got blazed out with some real veterans in the woods. They left rather quickly, so I was left all alone in the middle of the woods.
Anyhoo, I felt powerful. Not strong, but powerful like a god. I went around demanding trees to sacrifice other trees to my glory.
But the highlight of the day was when I found these two skinny trees that grew parallel to each other, one at about sixty degrees, the other at about eighty. So I held on to to steeper one and and walked up the other. When I was as high as I could go, I just starting putting my weight down, and it would push me back up like a trampoline. This is all happening about twenty feet off the ground. I just sat there, doing that for about an hour, laughing my ass off, doing it over and over. But eventually it started to droop, and I rode that bitch out until it was flat on the ground.
So damn fun. I've tried finding other setups like that, but no luck. I don't know if that counts as a "geek out", though, because that'd be fun as hell in sober life as well.

[andruejaysin]

Once I was with some friends who had moved to a new city, and they pulled the car up in front of their house. I was fucked up, looking through their CD's or something, but anyway, I get done and go in the house. I don't see either of them (they are brothers) so I assume they went to their bedroom. I'm watching the people in the house try to move a piano down a like one step drop-off, and a knock comes at the door. It's my friend, and I watch him have a conversation with the woman who answered the door. Wrong house, and the people who lived there never even noticed.

[daZenfmeister]

Once I was with some friends who had moved to a new city, and they pulled the car up in front of their house. I was fucked up, looking through their CD's or something, but anyway, I get done and go in the house. I don't see either of them (they are brothers) so I assume they went to their bedroom. I'm watching the people in the house try to move a piano down a like one step drop-off, and a knock comes at the door. It's my friend, and I watch him have a conversation with the woman who answered the door. Wrong house, and the people who lived there never even noticed.

You walked into the wrong house?

[andruejaysin]

Yeah, by the time I was through doing whatever I was doing, my boys were already inside. So, I went to the house we were parked in front of, and just walked in. Big mistake.

[Takingsunday21]

I don't really know if this counts, but I was really high and I was telling my refrigerator how good it is at keeping the yogurt cold, cause I was eating this really cold yogurt. But I kept telling the refrigerator how good it was and stuff.

[Cacophony]

I don't really know if this counts, but I was really high and I was telling my refrigerator how good it is at keeping the yogurt cold, cause I was eating this really cold yogurt. But I kept telling the refrigerator how good it was and stuff.

Haha, yeah that definately counts.

[Goodman3eb]

My only moment of that sort--of note, that is, as I have had plenty-- is after my first experience with a RooR (we were doing personal bowls of some of the dankest indica I've ever smoked--maybe chocolate thai?)-- when we all went to Denny's at 1:30 AM and no one had Clear Eyes... so we just said fuck it and went in there looking (and smelling) blazed as all hell, and ordered shitloads of food and laughed about extraordinarily dumb shit.

It was a beautiful experience.