bad joke thread

[radioned]

Two chickens walk in to a pub and start clucking away loudly
the barman tells them to keep it down the two chickens carry on clucking
so the barman asks them to leave for using foul language

[Jake0steve]

wow, thats bad enough not even to be funny, and i like bad jokes, lol.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "Hey i'd like a beer.....and some peanuts."

The bartender says "why the long pause?"


Get it? paws..

[ermitonto]

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

[radioned]

lol i got it but explaining it doubles the bad value score :P

[radioned]

why are pirates called pirates ?
because they argghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[st0n3r]

a man walks into a pub and says ''ouch''

[BUZz UK]

Two care workers are looking after about 20 blind people,
"where shall we take them today?" says one,
"how about the beach?" replies the other.
So they pile all of the blind peeps into the mini bus and set off.
when they get to the beach, they set out all the towels and sit down.
after about an hour, one of the carers says to the other
"mate, i need a fuckin drink"
"theres a pub just down the road..."
"we can't just leave 'em though..."
"well, lets give them a game to play, here, I've got an idea"
so they tie a bell to a football, and all the blind guys have a great time kicking it around, and the carers set off for the pub.
after a few pints, they start to think about leaving, when suddenly a man bursts in through the door of the pub.
"Is anyone here in charge of a group of blind people?!" he shouts
"yeah, we are. why?" say the carers
"you'd better come quick, they're kicking the shit out of a group of morris dancers"


Thank you! I'll be here all week!

[rastabill89]

lmao

[radioned]

have you heard about the nazi evil keneval ?
tried jumping 20 jews in a steam roller

[Pass The Rizla]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dr

Dr who?

Ha Ha you just said it.

LOL

[cherrytoker]

Why do black people have nightmares?
because we killed the only one with a dream...

[radioned]

pmsl and i was holding back on the irish jokes

[radioned]

heard about the irish suicide bomber ?
hes on his 20th mission

[cherrytoker]

haha
Whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four...

[Anonymous]

why did the stoner cross the road?

to get away from the cops

[Mirno Sctlnd]

Little Timmy comes down the stairs.

Timmy - Mum it's the middle of summer why is there a christmas tree in the livingroom.


Timmy's mum - Well timmy...you've got cancer.



Probeley one of the most tastless jokes I've heard.

[ADaisyChain]

Just a forewarning. Racist jokes get threads closed.

Buit only when funkymunkey whines alot and when bobbong starts throwing out racial slurs at the people he defines as white trash racist biggot fags or something.

[Reefer Rogue]

How does the man on the moon get his haircut? (h)E-clipse it.

What did Bush get on his SAT's? Drool.

What did the math dog get when he multiplied 34875747 by 38439898?
The wrong answer.

[NoosaHeads]

Whats Brown and sticky.?.

A stick.:(.


thats about the worst joke i know..

[Omun]

Why did the programmer always confuse Christmas and Halloween?


Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. hahaha

[NoosaHeads]

Q. What did the Normal Baby say to the Test tube Baby.?.


A. Your dads a wanker...

[NightProwler]

an orange jew walks into a bar and orders......



orange jews!

[tylerkane]

how do you get a black baby out of a blender?
use doritos

[Completely Stoned]

Why was the Bee mad? Someone stole his HONEY and NECTAR (necked her) :d

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I went and washed my hands, then kissed my g/f goodnight, she was dead asleep and I told her about the joke about the bee's girlfriend, I mean honey. LOL. Well, she didn't in her sub-conscious state.
I laughed at more, just that one was the last before I went to wash my hands and I didn't puff tonight, but have been drinking the YUENGLING (America's Oldest Brewery).

[BlazinHaze]

One - but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

I can't remember what movie that's from, does anyone know?