OOHHHGGGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiva]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: IF This night could get any fuckin worse.I live a good 15 mile(I think) away from town.Bicycling it takes an hour.Which I do to get to work,Yesterday I get a flat,tonight the bike chain keeps comin off.I get home, and i let the dog out to go pee,erwhatever.20 minutes later(I live in the sticks,on 3 acres that I will inherit)and lo and behold my dog gets sprayed by a skunk!!!A SKUNK!!!!AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!AND NO WEEED!!!Iam about to blow a headgasket,no pop a fuse,no snap a twig,no flip a lid,no step on a frog,no :eek: Ya gotta help, what to do,what to do ,aaaarrrrggggg!!!suggetions anyone?

[tokosan]

1) clean dog off with tomato juice
2) train dog to sniff out pot
3) get pot w/ dog
4) smoke pot

[shiva]

O.k. I think were gettin somewhere..

[shiva]

Ya know,thanx tokasan,I really needed that laugh, and ya know,what do I really got to complain about,on the news they say about 20,000 dead in New Orleans.I guess I could be a lil more atune to reality.Thanx.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Buy a shotgun, blow that skunk away, go out and get the only good kind of skunk;)

[buddymyfriend]

U wanna watch them skunks one got my bro' dog, he aint a pretty site these days.

[daZenfmeister]

I agree with the shotgun -> skunks head idea. Maybe blowing its little brains out will satisfy you a little.

[daZenfmeister]

Just watch out cause it might pop, then EVERYTHING would smell like skunk and that would blow.

[shiva]

Bleahh,skunk.O.K. I got the next 2-days off guys and tomorow is payday so veryone do a voodoo spell for me so I can find good skunk(not the bad kind) As well, my pup was luuucky,she got away with barely a scratch or stench.Gave her an imediate bath with soap and water last night after I posted.Gonna give alot of thought for her safety when I let out at night.Like traps, er something anti-skunk.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Buy some weed, roll a joint, sit out back with a .308 rifle and wait for that mother fucker to pop it's head up;)

[Lily420]

1) clean dog off with tomato juice
2) train dog to sniff out pot
3) get pot w/ dog
4) smoke pot

lol i agree with tokosan, hes a funny dude.

[Bman719]

1) clean dog off with tomato juice
2) train dog to sniff out pot
3) get pot w/ dog
4) smoke pot
Good idea... though I think it's more than just a 4 phase plan :cool:

1) Clean dog off with tomato juice, no one wants a dog that smells like shit
2) Beat the shit out of some punk at your school, take his money, and if he has it, his weed.
3) Spend his money on pot and smoke his pot.
4) Call the Principle a dick when he suspends you for getting into a fight and tell him you hope he gets a venerial disease.
5) Send a VD-Infected hooker into the principles office and spread the vd onto the principle.
6) Train dog to sniff out pot
7) Get pot w/ dog
8) Smoke Pot
9) Go back to the principles office and laugh when he has herpes
10) Find a lab with scientists and get a form to get medical marijuana, Half-Baked Style.
11) Repeat Steps 1-10.

Yep, that should just about do it :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Ummmmm..... wow.

[tokosan]

you forgot 12) penises

[Bman719]

nah man... i did forget step 12... you're right about that.... but it wasn't penises.... it was:

12) Find a chick and get laid.