The Holy Trinity of waking up

[beachguy in thongs]

Everyday. Coffee/Cigarette/Excrement. Sometimes in a seperate order. What are some other morning routines?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Shower, S---, and Shave, LOL!

Wake N' Bake

[GHoSToKeR]

For me it's 1) shower, 2) tea, 3) ciggie. Usually in that order. If I have weed and nothing to get up for than it's 1) bowl....

[Juggalotus17]

some of my favorites are:
Joint, Blunt, Bowl
Shit Shave Shower (In that order, always.)

and my most popular:
Notice time, get ready very fast, get to school late

[mrdevious]

I usually wake up, throw on some music for about 1 song, then go strait for the coffee. however, when I have the house to myself, there's nothing quite so relaxing as a wake and bake. it's different from regular stoning sessions, I really feel great and alive when I do it.

[ermitonto]

Do you people really shit every day? I shit maybe two or three times a week.

Me, I don't get myself stuck into routines. Routine bores me.

[Nightstar]

Alarm clock go's off @6:45am, snooze button, drag myself outta bed, get my work cloths on and off to work I go.

I shower, shave, brush teeth. before bed so basicly in the morning all I have to do is fix my hair. :)

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow, dude ^, I've always been taught before AND after bed. Brushing your teeth.

[Nightstar]

Wow, dude ^, I've always been taught before AND after bed. Brushing your teeth.
after too I jest did'ent put it in

[tia]

<<<1) get up 2)shower 3)teeth 4)joint![/

[Mirno Sctlnd]

Get up open window spray deaodarant, make bed, get a milky sugary tar like coffee and pull out the ol' bong. Sometimes they're will be a macaroni pie waiting for me :)

[NowhereMan]

Get up open window spray deaodarant, make bed, get a milky sugary tar like coffee and pull out the ol' bong. Sometimes they're will be a macaroni pie waiting for me :)
whats a macaroni pie ?



my day starts anytime i wake up be it midnite,or noon
i have a pepsi while rolling a jiont and smoking a cig
then i start my day off and eat a meal if i can.
if no weed,its a pepsi ,a cig ,and a pian killer.


ps.
willie is in october high times,finally

[Lulu]

Wake
splash water on my face/brush teeth
throw on shorts and trainers,
call the dogs,
go running,
back â?? turn on computer/music
make coffee
chill for a bit
chat online
wake kids and get them out to schoolâ?¦.
When they gone I shower and dress - Wah La > my morning :)

[beachguy in thongs]

whats a macaroni pie ?

Probably, the same as an elbow macaroni pie.

[highjinx]

if im off work it goes like this...
wake up, smoke j, munch, back to sleep, wake up smoke j, munch, back to sleep, wake up smoke j, back to sleep.....ect ect. :D :D :D

[tia]

:D lol :D

[Mirno Sctlnd]

A pie filled with macaroni, but never a big pie always a hand sized pie. It's a scotish thing, they chuck everything in a pie mash potatoe, lasagne, curry etc.

[buddymyfriend]

Wake up,toilet bizness,joint,fruit smoothie(hooked on these @ the mo),work out if im not 2 buzzed,put tunes on while in shower,brush teeth,roll joint smoke outside in bath towel....get changed.

[beachguy in thongs]

A pie filled with macaroni, but never a big pie always a hand sized pie. It's a scotish thing, they chuck everything in a pie mash potatoe, lasagne, curry etc.

Donald Trump says you can get five pies for five dollars at Domino's.

[highjinx]

i also luv the hairy pie. hehe ;) :D

[kannabis]

get up have a ciggie , get my daughter up , wash, then breakfast then off to school with my daughter.

[robert42]

WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/

[beachguy in thongs]

WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/

Funny, No one says they're waking up and jerking off.
Late night sex usually derails thoughts of wanking.

[Nochowderforyou]

Morning routine, depends if I have to work or not.

If I have to work, I wake up, go to work, sober, as I hate going to work stoned, finish the days work, then come home and light up as soon as I sit my ass down.

If I don't have to work though, I wake up, yawn, piss, smoke a bowl, brush my teeth, eat, watch some Springer or something and laugh for awhile, then I start my day...whatever that is. Could be listening to music, mountain biking, reading a High Times mag, bug my cat, bug my roomate :D, or discuss philosophy with this old timer/smoker I hang with. Old people have such cool tales of shit back in the day. The $15 ounce to drinking tequila sunrises while driving down the road in the desert.

[ladyM]

drag my ass out of bed,wake and bake, shower, teeth, hair, lots of freakin hair, get dressed and get coffee, a very big coffee, then I see whats new and unusual here while doing a few dugouts to refresh the buzz I lost in the shower. and on and on and on......

[NightProwler]

on a normal school day: shower,eat,drink 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 shots of tequilia, brush, go to school, stumble around. im outta weed by the way... which is why i'm not gettin high instead.

[mf greg]

school day: wake up at 630, go for a run for about half an hour, shower, shave, get dressed, eat, teeth, walk to school
weekend: sleep in till noon or so, wake up, cook a big breakfast, lounge around, then depending on what im doing later on in the day ill shower or do nothing.

[likemclever]

Who do I have to kill to get a macaroni pie......

[Ganj]

Do you people really shit every day? I shit maybe two or three times a week.

Me, I don't get myself stuck into routines. Routine bores me.


it's good to shit atleast once a day or constipation may occur.
my routine varies. sometimes (once a week) i'll wake up, masturbate, piss and smoke a cigarette or just wake up and skip the masturbating.
i found myself masturbating out of boredom the other day. it made me think of the boards and how that one dude said he masturbated out of boredom, then i slit my wrists...not really.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ahh, I forgot to mention my cat licking me on the arm, every morning.