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Lola
06-13-2004, 03:33 AM
You light up bongloads in the shower:D












Best Shower Ever;)

smokey
06-13-2004, 03:34 AM
lol nice lola but u know when ur a stoner when the 1st thing u do when u wake up is look for the bong :P:D

nancyrenee
06-13-2004, 03:40 AM
OMG! I do both of those. I love a little wake n bake in the AM. Actually a couple nights ago I put some bubbles in the whirlpool and lit some candles and smoked a couple fatties in the tub. lol. But I have smoked joints in the shower before. Especially when I lived on campus. I had my own bathroom. And I would be late for class no time for wake n bake in bed so I did it in the shower. IMPROVISE LOL!

Lola
06-13-2004, 03:41 AM
lmfao:D





lets discuss being stoners ok i got another one>

You know your a stoner when u hold your drink with both hands:) maybe that was a little gay but fawk it:D

smokey
06-13-2004, 03:44 AM
u know ur a stoner when u r wakin to the all nite shop for papers and munchies

Lola
06-13-2004, 03:44 AM
OMG! I do both of those. I love a little wake n bake in the AM. Actually a couple nights ago I put some bubbles in the whirlpool and lit some candles and smoked a couple fatties in the tub. lol. But I have smoked joints in the shower before. Especially when I lived on campus. I had my own bathroom. And I would be late for class no time for wake n bake in bed so I did it in the shower. IMPROVISE LOL!
Well fuck me till next sunday!:D

Sounds intresting let me see some whirpool stoner pics;)

Lola
06-13-2004, 03:46 AM
hmmm, how bout u know your a stoner when they pass u the joint and say here sounds like there saying EAR!

smokey
06-13-2004, 03:49 AM
hmmmmmm..........u know ur a stoner when.........u cant think of anything to say like me right now

kiwi
06-13-2004, 03:53 AM
:p You know your a stoner...when you go to bed at night with the munchies and you wake up in the morning and you've eaten you pillow... :cool:

smokey
06-13-2004, 03:57 AM
lmao kiwi u know ur a stoner when u wake up with the bong in ur hand ready to toke it

smokey
06-13-2004, 03:58 AM
u know ur a stoner when u fill out occupation on forms as pothead/stoner

Lola
06-13-2004, 03:59 AM
you know your a stoner when u ask people if u look stoned...

kiwi
06-13-2004, 04:02 AM
:D You know your a stoner...when like Lola you forget the age of ppl in chat and have to keep asking them cos ya memory is so fucked....then you forget how old you are too
lol :p

smokey
06-13-2004, 04:06 AM
u know ur a stoner when u think of silly names for pc's like kiwi calls hers a fred (fuckin ridiculous electronic device)

kiwi
06-13-2004, 04:10 AM
:cool: [email protected] know your a stoner when....you spend all your time in a stoners chat room and all your new friends live in your pc, and you all laugh at the same weird shit :cool:

Lola
06-13-2004, 04:16 AM
:D You know your a stoner...when like Lola you forget the age of ppl in chat and have to keep asking them cos ya memory is so fucked....then you forget how old you are too
lol :p
hahahhahahahha kiwi;) my bad....



ahhahahahah i can't stop laughing at that


True Story Fucking brain is fried:)

Lola
06-13-2004, 04:31 AM
Ammie u know your a stoner when u drop your cherry and it burns a hole in the carpet;)

Ammie
06-13-2004, 04:32 AM
lmao i guess that makes me a stoner then lol who new??

Bionic Buddah
06-13-2004, 05:34 AM
nah you know your a stoner when you go in the show with your underwear on eating a bag of bbq chips a smokin a doob

nick
06-13-2004, 05:55 AM
haha ive walked around my neighborhood in those flannel pj pants and like an old school pepsi shirt with chips and a blunt. i always ask ppl that dont even smoke if i look stoned at school in first period too lol.i guess im just a dumbass.oh yea and onetime when i was smokin a blunt on my bed i was flickin ashes out the window and i dropped the blunt on my carpet and just picked it up,walked off to get some munchies come back and my floor has a big ass black spot on it lol. i guess im a dumbass stoner

Lola
06-13-2004, 01:40 PM
hahahahahha nick:D



You know your a stoner when your carpet has a bunch of black marks:p

LeLe420
06-13-2004, 04:01 PM
you know your a stoner when you pop a cherry outta your bowl and don't notice that your pants are burning till you are trying to figure why you smell grahm crackers then notice the smoke rising in your lap.....and all this happens on your ride to work!

Lola
06-13-2004, 04:12 PM
going to work stoned owns me. I work better stoned;)

nick
06-13-2004, 06:26 PM
i used to have a job but since im 15 and dont have a work permit or anything they only gave me 5 bucks an hour,it blew.I used to smoke blunts on the sidewalk in front of it,one of them saw me one day and they thought it was a black and mild and fired me,im glad they didnt know it was a blunt lol

mEfStEr
06-13-2004, 08:16 PM
Chi-Town iS bAkEd! ~pEAcE, mEf~ ~SpAmMEr

king cola
06-13-2004, 09:03 PM
when half way through a sentance u forget what the hell u r talkin about

Dope Chic
06-14-2004, 04:52 PM
u know u r a stoner when...ur bong has its own seat and seatbelt in ur truck:p Tru story...my late hubby used to drive around with an 18" Graphix strapped into the passenger seat lol

maryjanemama
06-14-2004, 04:55 PM
You know you're a stoner when a friend tells you they called an exterminator because they have a roach problem and you're answer is, "Aw, why'd you do that? I'll help you smoke them up."

D12
06-14-2004, 05:26 PM
Simple fact.....u know ur a stoner when u forget thing stupidly easy!

Lola
06-14-2004, 06:51 PM
You know your a stoner when all you do is wanna get stoned and forget about the world like me now i wanna go home i hate my job!

LeLe420
06-14-2004, 07:19 PM
you know your a stoner when smoking with six other people and the last bowl is all your's cause they are high as hell and you are just beginning.

sawleaf
06-14-2004, 07:26 PM
Guess I'm not a stoner.

Lola
06-14-2004, 09:54 PM
you know your a stoner when smoking with six other people and the last bowl is all your's cause they are high as hell and you are just beginning.
hahahahhahaha so damn true lele:D

Stoffz
06-14-2004, 10:04 PM
U know ur a stoner when u rock up at university with no pens or books just some papers, a lighter and ur weed. Maybe i can borrow a pen and write some shit on my papers..

HvyFuel
06-14-2004, 10:26 PM
You know you're a stoner... When you stay up all night answering posts on cannabis forums. :rolleyes:

peace :)

Lola
06-15-2004, 01:58 PM
You know you are a stoner when your stuck in traffic and you are daydreaming and the the cars behind u are honking telling you to go:D


I sure did piss alot of people off this morning:p

Bloogleshleimens
06-15-2004, 05:39 PM
Ya know your a stoner when you place your bic between your lips and try lighting it with a joint.

sativaindica
06-15-2004, 08:14 PM
you know you are a stoner when you wake up in the morning with crumbs all over your bed from waking up over and over and over all night long with the munchies, and you dont remember a thing the next day.



happens almost every night!

Lola
06-15-2004, 08:35 PM
hahahahhaha sativa true story!!!!!!!:p

Atomic Dragon
06-16-2004, 03:13 AM
You know you are a stoner when...
You smoke a fatty while taking a shit just to pass the time.

You actually have weed ready in the bathroom just for this purpose.
That's just sad right there. I know some of you have done this, don't lie.

mEfStEr
06-18-2004, 08:10 PM
You know you are a stoner when.... You go to drink a beer without removing the bottle cap. :D

Lola
06-18-2004, 08:36 PM
lmao mefster hahahhahahahahha, they need to invent stoner beers:p

wenchloveshemp
06-18-2004, 10:28 PM
You know your a stoner when your carpet has a bunch of black marks:p[/QUOTE]


my carpet has soooo many black marks. my mom always gets pissed at me. she has no idea what's going on. :)

Lola
06-18-2004, 11:08 PM
lmao, hahahha you know your a stoner when your driving and a bird drops dead from the sky and u turn around to see if u were imagining it:) poor bird i felt so bad!

HvyFuel
06-18-2004, 11:39 PM
you know you're a stoner when..

you haven't got a t-shirt without bomb holes.

:)

WeeeeeBong
06-19-2004, 12:54 AM
When you're ripping open tiny roaches in the hopes of getting enuff weed to roll a joint for breakfast after having smoked it all at last night's party.

Looker
06-21-2004, 03:59 PM
You know your'e a stoner when you sart looking for mail order marijuana :p

KronicKing
06-21-2004, 08:11 PM
you know ur a stoner when...ur destroying your room looking for the tinyest hidden stash or even a few stems and seeds

Lola
06-21-2004, 08:34 PM
When you're ripping open tiny roaches in the hopes of getting enuff weed to roll a joint for breakfast after having smoked it all at last night's party.
hahahahahahhahahhaha,Happens to the best of us hahahahha :p