Just out of curiosity, are you....

[GHoSToKeR]

....male or female?

[ermitonto]

Hmmm...no option for the hermaphrodites? I picked male, because I'm a man trapped in a man's body.

[robert42]

Hmmm...no option for the hermaphrodites?

yea man ghost ur a fuckin Sexist pig! :rolleyes:

[Psycho4Bud]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! :D

BWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! :D

[ermitonto]

I actually know a lesbian who used to be, umm, "trapped in a man's body".

[Psycho4Bud]

I actually know a lesbian who used to be, umm, "trapped in a man's body".

Now that shit don't make sense at alllllll! Get the love monster chopped off so you can wear a strap-on??? DAMN!!! :eek:

[rastabill89]

im a male thats never been traped in anyones body, im to big i wouldnt fit anyways

[GHoSToKeR]

Get the love monster chopped off so you can wear a strap-on
hahaha :D

[looseends]

nothing but natural coochie here honeys.

[ermitonto]

Now that shit don't make sense at alllllll! Get the love monster chopped off so you can wear a strap-on??? DAMN!!! :eek:
I don't understand it either. Like Dave Chappelle said: "Me and my penis is like THIS, son!" (while crossing fingers)

[Az.]

Looseends
whats a coochie?
And where in the world are you?
completly out of curiosity :)


I'm a man :)

[ermitonto]

Coochie = vagina.

[Az.]

lol....cool cheers :)

although now thinking about it....i could of probly worked that out myself....seeing as looseends says "hunny" all the time....ive never heard a guy say that before....but....better to be safe than sorry :)

[BizzleLuvin]

woah, i thought it would be 50/50 male to female

[shiva]

A man, a joker,a midnight toker,and I forgot the rest of the words.

[GHoSToKeR]

Me too, Bizzle

[Kryzco]

i'm female

[GHoSToKeR]

Then vote in the poll, dipshit.

:p

[mellow mood]

im a male trapped in a female's body, and this body is trapped in an alien's body, which is finally trapped in man's body.

imagine now how i can be fucked up :)

[Mojavpa]

woah, i thought it would be 50/50 male to female


For some reason everytime someone does a gender poll on this site the men are the majority. Maybe smoking pot is a manly thing to do lol

[mrdevious]

I'll never tell and you'll never get it out of me!

[SomeGuy]

What a sausage fest here...

[OreO]

:rolleyes: wheres the other option?!

[zarathustra]

I'm a man, and glad to be. I hear smoking weed will get you pregnant, and I don't want the immaculately conceived child of an Edelweiss.
Now that I say that, I realize I do want one. I wonder if you can smoke them. That might be a faster method than growing, depending on the pregnancy. I can see it now: baby farms filled with thousands of fifteen year old asian girls dotting the landscape of every continent except Antarctica. Fuck Antarctica.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm a man, and glad to be. I hear smoking weed will get you pregnant, and I don't want the immaculately conceived child of an Edelweiss.
Now that I say that, I realize I do want one. I wonder if you can smoke them. That might be a faster method than growing, depending on the pregnancy. I can see it now: baby farms filled with thousands of fifteen year old asian girls dotting the landscape of every continent except Antarctica. Fuck Antarctica. Indeed.

zarathustra, I downloaded Google Earth the other day, and out of curiosity I went to the Google Earth forums (the Keyhole Community) and I saw someone posting with the same nickname as you. Was it you?

[zarathustra]

No siree. This is the only message board I use, actually.

[GHoSToKeR]

Strange. What does your nickname mean, anyway?

[looseends]

Coochie = vagina.

thanks soooo much for that honey. for the person who asked...i'm a 37 year old mother from the Washington, DC area.

[zarathustra]

Well, I use it in reference to the german philosopher Nietzsche's work, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, in which he is an enlightened hermit that chooses to travel the land and inform people that they have untold potential to change the universe of their perception through their will to power.

I'm pretty sure he got it from an ancient prophet who had many followers called the Zaroastrians, but I've never read any of that one's teachings.

What's yours mean? How does one ghost toke?

[GHoSToKeR]

Well, i'm still trying to figure that out. I'll get back to you when I think of something clever and witty. :)

[Ganj]

i'm a male.

[peji]

....male or female? 100% Female ;)

[ScarlettCrush]

femme

[tia]

same ere <<<<100% female! :D ;) :p (and straight lol)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

same ere <<<<100% female! :D ;) :p (and straight lol)


;)? lol:D
I'm a man, man

[kannabis]

im female , although everyone thinks i look like a lad

[beachguy in thongs]

What's yours mean? How does one ghost toke?

I was always under the impression that he was a ghos toker. I guess the meaning of 'ghos' is open to interpretation (unless it has a meaning).

GhosToker, if you were a ghost how the hell do you grab the joint?

Second Look= Gho SToker (like past tense of go stick her?)

[Lily420]

Im a lady :D

[BlazinHaze]

^^^^^ I think y'all can see for yourselves

[Edgar]

wang

[kontrol87]

females who smoke weed is a turn off for me...i mean...its koo for my chick friends...but i'd never date a chik who smokes...iono...to me its a masculin thing.

[NightProwler]

im a dude

[likemclever]

I like the ratio of men to women here........

Yes, I'm a chick.

[ScarlettCrush]

females who smoke weed is a turn off for me...i mean...its koo for my chick friends...but i'd never date a chik who smokes...iono...to me its a masculin thing.
you will think this until your best girl ends up making you quit.

ask around on forums about guys who date non smokers..it's a bitch when your interests do not converge.

[GHoSToKeR]

I was always under the impression that he was a ghos toker. I guess the meaning of 'ghos' is open to interpretation

GhosToker, if you were a ghost how the hell do you grab the joint?

Second Look= Gho SToker (like past tense of go stick her?)
Hmmm.. I've told this story before, but i'll tell it again.

A long time ago I was just an average stoner, like any of you. But one day I angered the Cannabis Gods by wasting a bowl... for this they forced me to smoke 40,000 times my own bodyweight in weed within 24 hours. I tried and tried, smoked bong after bong, but when the time was up I had only managed to smoke 37,739 times my own bodyweight, so the Cannabis Gods cursed me to walking the Earth for the rest of eternity, neither as a living being nor a spirit but as a GHoSToKeR, doomed to eternally trying to smoke the last few hudndred thousands lbs......

:)

[beachguy in thongs]

God's really punishing you. I send you my condolences.

[rajking86]

Haha, Ghost, I can hear that story being spoken all scary-like by a narrator for the new Ghostoker series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!



.......On our next episode watch Ghostoker challenge the Cannabis minions to a smoke out!!!!!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn, how much weed-smoke can minions inhale?