Comedians who use pot in their act

[beachguy in thongs]

I like hearing their perspective on the subject. I don't know any at the time, but does anyone have any quotes from a stand-up comedian, about marijuana?

[tokosan]

George Carlin, heres a quote or 2...

Let's say I had a little baggie lying around the office. I'd get up, come over here, fuck around, shuffle a few papers, and all the while I'd be thinking about the pot. I'd say to myself, well... whatever I'm going to do today, it's obviously going to be more fun if I have a hit or two. But I got to the point where taking those hits made me feel dumber than I'd felt before."

"I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted to smoke a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long. When people asked me, 'do you get high to go onstage?' I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are."

[ermitonto]

Bill Hicks:

They lump all drugs together. It's not gonna work. Pot AND crack? Hey, hey, hey, dude, don't put pot in the drug category. It's an HERRRB, man. Like TEA. Not only do I think pot should be legalized, I think it should be mandatory. Think about it, you get in traffic behind somebody. *makes loud horn noises* "Shut up and smoke that! It's the law!" *puff puff* "Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously....Oh man, who's hungry?"

[acidtrip]

Bill Hicks is a fucking genious.

[Az.]

^^^
LOL
Thats funny....my mate used to have some of his stuff on his computer....and danger mouse

[187]

he smokes one joint and is high the whole day what the fuck

[phoenix]

No, no, he starts off with one j. Then he keeps them comin' ;)

[Nochowderforyou]

I'll see if I can remeber this. It's from a comedian named Gavin Stevens, I thionk he's Canadian, anyways...

"Man, potheads are one of the most mellow people in the world. A pothead couldn't rob a store, they just can't. They'd pull out a gun and yell,give me all of your fuckin Doritos bitch! *starts laughing* Mmmm...Doritos"

Much funnier when I saw him on TV. Here's another quote:

"Drugs have done good things for people and if you don't think they have, I want you to go home and take all of your CD's, tapes, records and burn them! Because the musicians who have enhanced our lives throughout the years...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs"
-Bill Hicks

[Takingsunday21]

Oh man on Friday night stand-up, on comedy central, Some guy was talking about how he was high with his friend at the mall and they saw some guy walking holding a tree plant, like the real big ones you buy, and he said he thought it was a walking tree. It was funny, I'm really stoned.

[beachguy in thongs]

David Spade has a commercial on Comedy Central and brings up Lindsey Lohan, saying she said she "tried pot and hated it". He said that you could say the same for him but replace the word "hate" with "love" and add to it, "about 5-12 times a day".

[somebody someone]

err you guys ever heard of BILL BAILEY hes a complete stoner, he talks abt it half the time

[Whos Carl]

What a coincidence i was listening to Bill Hicks when i read this thread

[Cacophony]

David Spade has a commercial on Comedy Central and brings up Lindsey Lohan, saying she said she "tried pot and hated it". He said that you could say the same for him but replace the word "hate" with "love" and add to it, "about 5-12 times a day".

I saw that, that was fuckin' hilarious because I could never see him doing it. But I guess its true what they say, everyone does it.

[tylerkane]

Mr. Africa himself, Davey C.

Come on, Spade was on SNL for christ sakes, SNL!!

[beachguy in thongs]

I saw that, that was fuckin' hilarious because I could never see him doing it. But I guess its true what they say, everyone does it.

Yeah, I didn't expect to hear the last part of that after I heard him talking about Lindsey Lohan. Then I heard "5-12 times a day" and I, suddenly, came to the conclusion that he's a lot cooler than the role he played on that magazine show, what was it called? Elle? NO. help me out

[ADaisyChain]

Just shoot me

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah. I guess I was thinking it was after the name of their magazine.