Anyone Fake being sick?

[Up In Smoke 420]

Wondering if any of you wanted to share you stories of how you faked being sick and stayed home or faked being sick at school and got sent home, Sorry I dont have any stories. :(

[Zero Revolt]

Who Does'nt?

[Ganj]

i've refrained from doing that anymore for any occasion - i get sick afterward.

[NightProwler]

i do all the time. not very entertainting stories however....

[a. beezy]

Gag urself. Puke is really convincing.

[Takingsunday21]

Wierd I just did that friday, and I rarely skip class to stay at home. Mine isn't a crazy story. Well see I woke up and since I don't have to tell anyone I'm staying home, I went downstairs took a shower, ate some cereal, smoked a bowl, ate a lot more cereal, smoked another bowl and posted on here.

[FunkyMonkey]

One thing I learned is that when I used to call in if I said "ive got the shits" they wouldnt dare ask for any more details. Its just 'ok hope you feel better' and left at that. Nobody wants the conversation to go any further if you are opening it that graphic haha.

[Up In Smoke 420]

ahah that's gross as shit.. heh pun, um k im making fake puke so far i got orange juice chips and pizza i also ate all of it so its going to seem real but what will make it smell like shit? When I say ate all of it I mean I didnt puke it up I just made it seem like it.

[FunkyMonkey]

mix milk and citrus and let it sit...guarenteed to smell like puke

[Takingsunday21]

you could kind of gag youself so you get that nasty little like liquid spit shit that smells like puke and then you can spit that all over it?

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sweet thanks guys time to watch the news and the late show and chill.

[Takingsunday21]

Manare you stayin home tomorrow now? Man that makes me wanna stay home again and smoke weed and watch talk shows. DAMN!

[NightProwler]

poke a baby until it pukes

[senoirsalsa]

well my mom doesnt take the shits excuse anymore

so i go to school and throw up in the toilet,nurse checks it and bam im home

[Up In Smoke 420]

man fuk i dont even know where my nurse is my highschool is so fucking huge its crazy.

[Phresher than it Got]

well since your highschool if huge as hell like mine, you should beable to just call in w/ a fake adult voice, it seriously wont matter, and just say "my son/daughter has <>insert LAME disease, they get suspicious if you say ebolla, diarhea,<> and wont be able to come to school at all today", thats what i do, they just say thnx and immediatly hang up, easy as shit, sorry if your parents stay home during the day tho, and fake puke has NEVER worked for me, just stick your finger down your throat until you puke, its actually not that painful, and microwaved towel on the forehead for a while b4 your parent wake up helps to, just make sure you get your face MILDLY DAMP, not wet, after the towel, otherwise it looks suspicious too, folow those rules, you should be fine

[somebody someone]

sometimes you reach a point, where you dont need an excuse!

ive finished school now anyway

[Up In Smoke 420]

Well my dads cool as fuk when it comes to puke he will se it and believe and and tell my mom to let me stay ill clean it all up before she sees.

[RaoulDuke45]

of course how else did i get to stay home from school today

[RaoulDuke45]

fuck it was labor day today

[Jake0steve]

fuck it was labor day today

haha, yes..

Well my story, one time i got out of the shower and looked at my eyes and they were bloodshot from shampoo, and i told my mom i had pink eye, so i continued doing that for a week and just skipped school that whole week...that was fun.

[Az.]

"my son/daughter has <>insert LAME disease, they get suspicious if you say ebolla....
LOL....they wont want you back!

[BizzleLuvin]

i used to fake it all the time during elementary school

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sigh, it didnt work today oh well Schools over for the day.

[Az.]

i just read what i quoted and dont understand it....i think i got the wrong idea...

[highjinx]

all that shit is too much trouble!
do what i used to do... :p
1.fill your schoolbag with shit to eat and your bud.(obviousley) :D
2.leave for school as normal.
3.go to shops an get a pack of beers. :D
4.find a nice quiet spot far away from teachers and parents.(parks are good)
5.get fucked all day. :D :p :D

get one of your mates to come with you but if more than one comes the teachers may get suspicious.
or you could go on a bus run. this is fun but if your drinkin it dousnt work cuz you have to keep gettin of for a piss!