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firsttimefarmer
09-05-2005, 12:03 PM
About that guy who gets home from school and theres no-one there so he decides to go up to his room and jerk off. So up in his room he puts on his head phones turns up the volume closes his eyes and commences to choke the chicken. After a good long session he shoots his load. He takes his earphones off and cleans himself up. Its only then he notices someone has left milk and cookies on his bedside table that weren't there when he got home. :D :eek:

I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?
RaoulDuke45
09-05-2005, 04:37 PM
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt???????
firsttimefarmer
09-05-2005, 04:54 PM
Yeah Like His mom came in with cookies for him and didnt want to embaress him
NightProwler
09-05-2005, 07:11 PM
i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.
Up In Smoke 420
09-05-2005, 07:22 PM
AHAHAH oh man that story was fucking funny NightProwler
420purplehaze420
09-05-2005, 08:40 PM
ha ha ha i laughed so hard when i read that thanks nightprowler
wil86
09-06-2005, 12:43 AM
There's a similar story told on the Ricky Gervais: Politics DVD. Its really funny but imagine if you were that boy. You'd never be able to look your mum in the eye again.
NightProwler
09-06-2005, 01:55 AM
I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?

well, like i said, my story wasnt an urban legend, but im in USA maine
firsttimefarmer
09-12-2005, 10:26 PM
haha. It was also supossed to be about a guy in my school.
Hektik
09-13-2005, 11:12 AM
i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.
lmao. that is mad funny
SamoanLawyer
09-13-2005, 02:19 PM
hehe, my cousin got caught by his mum.
beachguy in thongs
09-13-2005, 04:23 PM
hehe, my cousin got caught by his mum.

One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.
stonerpoet
09-13-2005, 04:37 PM
Sounds like a new one to me
lizka4200
09-13-2005, 06:22 PM
thats hysterical
butters
09-19-2005, 07:42 PM
my mom walked in on this redhead ridin' me like hobby horse !
Garden Knowm
09-19-2005, 07:50 PM
AND... tells us the what happened BUTTER?
firsttimefarmer
09-19-2005, 08:22 PM
:p
One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.
YOU'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY WANK MAGS> :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
likemclever
09-21-2005, 02:48 AM
One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.


O.......come on now, is that for real... :rolleyes:
Stedric
09-21-2005, 02:53 AM
My friend got caught having sex by his mom, apparently it was doggystyle so there was no way he could have hidden what they were doing.
beachguy in thongs
09-21-2005, 04:05 AM
O.......come on now, is that for real... :rolleyes:

Which part? They're both for real. But the ashamed part came after the fact.

7 yrs ago
likemclever
09-21-2005, 04:07 AM
ashamed because you just had sex with your neighbor or because she caught you wacking off....
beachguy in thongs
09-21-2005, 04:22 AM
Because I had sex with her. :confused: :(
likemclever
09-21-2005, 04:30 AM
thats what I thought ;) :)
beachguy in thongs
09-21-2005, 04:50 AM
I'd hate to think you went outside thinking that I was ashamed to have a neighbor.
likemclever
09-21-2005, 04:57 AM
read your post and my posts together.....I don't understand
beachguy in thongs
09-21-2005, 05:06 AM
Who said something about whacking off? Did I?
I don't get ashamed, actually. When I told my friends, one of them said, "I knew it!"

But, I wouldn't put her before anyone else on my list.
Melton420
09-22-2005, 06:23 AM
HAHAHAHA man u guys crack me up, that would be a little weird, but a nice mother at that
CaptainDankNuggets
10-07-2005, 05:17 AM
Damnn some reall funny stuff you guys
CaptainDankNuggets
10-07-2005, 05:28 AM
hah
nakedgunner
10-08-2005, 03:57 PM
i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

ha ahhaahah aahaah hah yes
sMOkeY bOB
10-09-2005, 05:16 AM
ive bean cort chokin the chicken a few times, but u get over it shit happens
STDzRus
10-09-2005, 06:56 AM
I walkee din on my stepmom naked...It was scarey.

She walked in on me dressed up as a girl jerking off..it was scary.

We had sex.

WURD

haha now that's an urban legend i want to see happen in real life well not see but it would be sick and disgustig whch is funny
Caruso329
10-09-2005, 03:54 PM
I walkee din on my stepmom naked...It was scarey.

She walked in on me dressed up as a girl jerking off..it was scary.

We had sex.

WURD

haha now that's an urban legend i want to see happen in real life well not see but it would be sick and disgustig whch is funny

I can't figure out if this is true or not.
phoenix
10-09-2005, 04:39 PM
No, it's not, he's making fun of the other ones.