Show your game

[g unit boy]

Whats a nice little line to spit? If I see a good one i'll use it when i walk past this one girl i probably could have fucked this summer. She is really hot and a nice girl, year younger...she's my bros friend,lol. I havent talked to her for a while, i was always high out of my mind when i talked to her on the phone, she always said she wanted to smoke and stuff but we never did. I dont know, i kinda typed a lot. Lol, Do you have a mirror in your pants, cuz i can see myself in them.

[g unit boy]

lol, im just gonna say hey, wat up to her and let my good looks do the talkin for me

[NightProwler]

yea you do that.

[GHoSToKeR]

"this one girl i probably could have fucked this summer."

What, are you twelve?

Man... no wonder so many guys need relationship advice and advice with chicks in general. lol

[s8nlilhlpr]

Ghost that was awesome!!!!
Indeed, if your only pursuit is sex....its a long lonely life with no women near you :-P They can smell desparation a mile away....

[mf greg]

he has a lot to learn

[mvolta]

Ghost that was awesome!!!!
Indeed, if your only pursuit is sex....its a long lonely life with no women near you :-P They can smell desparation a mile away....
women can't smell desperation if you hide it well... that's what we in the business call "having game."

g unit boy is obviously not in the business...

[s8nlilhlpr]

if you can hide well, or have game, you aren't exactly desperate :-P.
I'm talking about the guys who start sweating/get nervous before even talking to the poor girl.

[GHoSToKeR]

"...and let my good looks do the talkin for me"

LOL... you better hope that they're more eloquent than you, otherwise you're gonna need either a lifetime subscription to a porn site, or a broadband internet connection and some file-sharing software (I recommend Ares). :)

[s8nlilhlpr]

Don't forget the family sized bottle of Jergens!

[mvolta]

point taken... i was thinking desperate as in "my dick is desperate to get some warm sticky, but my head is calm."

[g unit boy]

"...and let my good looks do the talkin for me"

LOL... you better hope that they're more eloquent than you, otherwise you're gonna need either a lifetime subscription to a porn site, or a broadband internet connection and some file-sharing software (I recommend Ares). :)
You a little ethug punk. You act like your hot shit. I'd fuck you up so you hide behind your keyboard and you talk your shit, cuz you know thats all you can do.

[g unit boy]

Dude, you have over 5,000 fucking posts, nuff said. Fucking you know you have broadband and that shit is always on. Hop off the computer you fucking nerd, lol, how can you actually talk shit when you have 5000 posts. That is a hell a lot of time on a computer, i suggest you get some friends.

[Reefer Rogue]

Dude, girls don't care about the lines they care about the person, just be yourself. If you think you could've fucked her then what are you waiting for, call her up to chill, maybe smoke a little ganja and take it from there.

[SmokeyPotter]

My advice, stop acting like you're tough shit, because your world is going to come crashing down all around you soon. Girls aren't looking for tough guys, and they certainly aren't looking for pathetic 13 year old wannabe tough guys that are only trying to get in their pants. Hopefully, someday you'll realize this and by that time you should at least have some hair on your nutsack.

[st0n3r]

Dude, you have over 5,000 fucking posts, nuff said. Fucking you know you have broadband and that shit is always on. Hop off the computer you fucking nerd, lol, how can you actually talk shit when you have 5000 posts. That is a hell a lot of time on a computer, i suggest you get some friends.

dude girls dont care bout posts.........but they certaintly don't like chavs :)

[Psycho4Bud]

Whats a nice little line to spit?

One of my old buddies had a line:
You may have the pleasure and honor of blowing me and if ya do a real good job I just may stoop as low as to fuck ya.

The son of a bitch would get slapped two or three times and then walk out smilin' with a beautiful lady!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

Dude, you have over 5,000 fucking posts, nuff said. Fucking you know you have broadband and that shit is always on. Hop off the computer you fucking nerd, lol, how can you actually talk shit when you have 5000 posts. That is a hell a lot of time on a computer, i suggest you get some friends.
Dude, i'm not gonna get in to a pissing contest with you... So what if I made a few snide comments? You sound like just another guy who sees females as a big lump of something with a little wet hole. You piss me off.

And dude, come on, i've had more girlfriends than you've had wanks... Actually, no, I probably haven't, but you get the point.

[buddymyfriend]

Lol ghost!

[NightProwler]

yea ok, for like 3 years i was one of those popular kids that acted tough and got in fights and made fun of retards, and then i finally decided to smoke weed and find better friends and now im a nice person, and since that change i've been way more successful with girls.

[GHoSToKeR]

Some girls like guys who show off and act tough, some girls don't. I'd much rather be attractive to the girls who don't. :)

[almigster]

Night Prowler were you live in Maine. I'm in the Portland area

[Nochowderforyou]

Ha ha! :p this is a funny thread.

You know g-unit boy, all those guys in the g-untit clique, you know those girls in the videos and on TV are hired to like them.

Ya, you let your "looks" do the talking, because it worked really well the first time around, when, "you could've fucked her." :rolleyes: Don't worry, the puberty bunny will visit you soon

[LonerStoner]

Try this: When you walk past her, suddenly stop, scream, and double over. Hopefully she'll stop and ask "What's wrong?" Then you reply, "Oh nothing, I just hate it when I accidently step on my dick, it fucking hurts!" works everytime :rolleyes:

[FunkyMonkey]

Try this: When you walk past her, suddenly stop, scream, and double over. Hopefully she'll stop and ask "What's wrong?" Then you reply, "Oh nothing, I just hate it when I accidently step on my dick, it fucking hurts!" works everytime :rolleyes:

HAHAHA!

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I personally can't stand when guys use lines on me. When they do, I just roll my eyes. Like this one guy asked me if my father was a thief and I was like no why?and he was like, 'then why'd he'd still the stars and put them in your eyes' and I look at him.I'm like..Wtf? And he is all smiling. I'm like Aw if you only knew how corny that sounds, you should go kill yourself for saying that. Here, I'll show you how... Fuck lines. Use your personailty, IF you have one. IF not you better get used to your hand. Because girls aren't impressed by immature lines.;)

[Lily420]

Dude, you have over 5,000 fucking posts, nuff said. Fucking you know you have broadband and that shit is always on. Hop off the computer you fucking nerd, lol, how can you actually talk shit when you have 5000 posts. That is a hell a lot of time on a computer, i suggest you get some friends.

Look bitch, ghost is right, ok??!! Relationships r more than sex and hes also right that you sound 12 so shut ur mouth lil boy!!!!!!!!!! before you get on the wrong side of Lilys hiking boots. :mad:

AND ghost has been here longer than you have therefore he has a lot of posts, dont fucking mock what you wish you had. Thats called a hypicrite dumbass.

[mike jones]

NEVER EVER USE THIS:

"My love for you is like a snowstorm... 6-8 inches and you can't leave the house for 3-4 days."

[somebody someone]

You a little ethug punk. You act like your hot shit. I'd fuck you up so you hide behind your keyboard and you talk your shit, cuz you know thats all you can do.
WOW, i didnt expect that from a complete chav...

[Nochowderforyou]

You a little ethug punk. You act like your hot shit. I'd fuck you up so you hide behind your keyboard and you talk your shit, cuz you know thats all you can do.

You fuckin pussy. I hope someone curb stomps ya sometime soon so you can't talk shit anymore.

[Nochowderforyou]

I personally can't stand when guys use lines on me. When they do, I just roll my eyes. Like this one guy asked me if my father was a thief and I was like no why?and he was like, 'then why'd he'd still the stars and put them in your eyes' and I look at him.I'm like..Wtf? And he is all smiling. I'm like Aw if you only knew how corny that sounds, you should go kill yourself for saying that. Here, I'll show you how... Fuck lines. Use your personailty, IF you have one. IF not you better get used to your hand. Because girls aren't impressed by immature lines.;)

Ha ha! That's funny too! I tell my friends all of the time that lines are just corny and lame. You see some guys doing that in the bars sometime. Pretty sad when you need to impress a girl saying a few lines. If you're confindent, strike up some good conversation because that's what girls like to do. They want to get to know and if you think a girl is going to drop all of her clothes by saying a few lines, you have a lot to learn.

[GHoSToKeR]

Look bitch, ghost is right, ok??!! Relationships r more than sex and hes also right that you sound 12 so shut ur mouth lil boy!!!!!!!!!! before you get on the wrong side of Lilys hiking boots. :mad:

AND ghost has been here longer than you have therefore he has a lot of posts, dont fucking mock what you wish you had. Thats called a hypicrite dumbass.
Awww thanks Lil :p (and somebody someone and Nochowderforyou..lol).
Anyway this guy's just making me laugh... Why would someone who's 6'1" and 175lbs need to hide behind a keyboard from some 12 year old wanna be gangster? lol :p

[ermitonto]

If there's anything I've learned in all my years of observing women, the trick is to be a complete and total dickhead. Every asshole I know could pick up a girl in a second, but nice people like me have to wait for a woman who actually respects herself. It seems that everywhere I go, the girls just swarm around the guys who abuse them and use them just for sex. I know women say they care about honesty and sense of humor and intelligence and blah blah blah, but none of that has ever worked for me. I think the secret is to just be a dick to people and kick somebody's ass once in a while. Take it from me...girls just don't want the non-violent hippie kid. Keep up that tough poser shit if you want to get laid, but I don't change who I am for anybody else, so I'll just keep waiting for a woman who isn't dumb enough to be duped by that shit. It's a long, lonely wait, but hopefully it'll be worth it.

[robert42]

BITE THE CURB PUNK

[GHoSToKeR]

"girls just swarm around the guys who abuse them and use them just for sex."

Sad but true, my friend, sad but true. I've never really had trouble getting girlfriends, but now that I think about it I realise i've had less girlfriends over the last year and a half then ever before. The reason for this (I think) is that now i'm not consciously looking for a girlfriend... i've been there, done that, and alot of the time ended up with girls I didn't really wanna end up with (but the sex was, for the most part, pretty good :p).

One thing i've noticed is that all the really nice guys I know (and I mean genuine good guys) all have really nice girlfriends who are easy to get aong with, whereas all the guys I know who umm... aren't so nice, well, most of them have girlfriends who are really good looking but either don't have much in the way of brains, a personality, or just aren't nice people. So I guess it does pay to be nice. :)

[MrsDarkIdol]

To me the biggest turn off is if it's obvious your trying to hard and acting like your el suave.
Or being dishonest about yourself at all as it's obvious to tell when guys are acting one way to get in your pants, you can still see through that, your gonna slip somewhere and we'll see your one of those jerks that probably talks about how he's gonna hit that to his friends. And unless your a girl who doesn't care and just wants the same thing then your in luck.
I have to say also, talking about women like were nothing more then a piece of ass isn't going to get you there either.

[rastabill89]

G-UNOT

[Az.]

Don't worry, the puberty bunny will visit you soon
LOL
i actually laughed out loud when i read that....thats some funny shit

this thread rules!!!
apart from g unit boy....but hey ....he might learn a thing or two from reading what you have all said....

[NightProwler]

Night Prowler were you live in Maine. I'm in the Portland area


DUUUDDDEEEEEEE i live half an hour away from there.

[st0n3r]

WOW, i didnt expect that from a complete chav...

ya, E iz a propa 'ard nut chav bruva.....beta watch ot 4 em or e will get blood on ya ennit!

[Etrain]

I didn't read more than the first two responses. That line is retarded. Good luck with that.

[g unit boy]

One of my old buddies had a line:
You may have the pleasure and honor of blowing me and if ya do a real good job I just may stoop as low as to fuck ya.

The son of a bitch would get slapped two or three times and then walk out smilin' with a beautiful lady!!!
There, somebody fucking posted something i wanted to read, a simple fucking line.

[g unit boy]

If there's anything I've learned in all my years of observing women, the trick is to be a complete and total dickhead. Every asshole I know could pick up a girl in a second, but nice people like me have to wait for a woman who actually respects herself. It seems that everywhere I go, the girls just swarm around the guys who abuse them and use them just for sex. I know women say they care about honesty and sense of humor and intelligence and blah blah blah, but none of that has ever worked for me. I think the secret is to just be a dick to people and kick somebody's ass once in a while. Take it from me...girls just don't want the non-violent hippie kid. Keep up that tough poser shit if you want to get laid, but I don't change who I am for anybody else, so I'll just keep waiting for a woman who isn't dumb enough to be duped by that shit. It's a long, lonely wait, but hopefully it'll be worth it.
I agree with you

[g unit boy]

And fuck all you haters, im fo real. G-unit street tough. Come to my hood in miltown and get yo ass shot.

[g unit boy]

NEVER EVER USE THIS:

"My love for you is like a snowstorm... 6-8 inches and you can't leave the house for 3-4 days."
Lololol

[g unit boy]

Whats a nice little line to spit? If I see a good one i'll use it when i walk past this one girl i probably could have fucked this summer. She is really hot and a nice girl, year younger...she's my bros friend,lol. I havent talked to her for a while, i was always high out of my mind when i talked to her on the phone, she always said she wanted to smoke and stuff but we never did. I dont know, i kinda typed a lot. Lol, Do you have a mirror in your pants, cuz i can see myself in them.
Lol, it wasnt even the girl i thought it was, just kinda looked like her.

[g unit boy]

Try this: When you walk past her, suddenly stop, scream, and double over. Hopefully she'll stop and ask "What's wrong?" Then you reply, "Oh nothing, I just hate it when I accidently step on my dick, it fucking hurts!" works everytime :rolleyes:
lololol

[GHoSToKeR]

And fuck all you haters, im fo real. G-unit street tough. Come to my hood in miltown and get yo ass shot.

Arghahahahahahahahahahaha etc.

[g unit boy]

Arghahahahahahahahahahaha etc.
Im six foot, BUCK65, and i lift weights.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm GHoSToKeR, i'm 6'1" and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach..

What's your point, kid?

[g unit boy]

Cuz ur bitch ass said im 6'1 175, why would i have to hide behind a keyboard

[g unit boy]

Suck my dick, if you keep on talkin shit to me im gonna tell my cuz to beat u up.

[GHoSToKeR]

Can't you do it yourself? Don't you carry a gun?

[SmokeyPotter]

Suck my dick, if you keep on talkin shit to me im gonna tell my cuz to beat u up.

You are the epitome of a pathetic chav. I've seen more frightening fecal matter after I've ate mexican.

[Psycho4Bud]

I'm GHoSToKeR, i'm 6'1" and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach..

What's your point, kid?


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