crazy night

[glantern2814]

Man i just had one hell of a night. I was supposed to meet up with a few friends from the page , but work calls me in, oh the thrill of Jr management ( a story for another time ) So i finally get off and meet up with my Girlfriend and my Mom ( yes my girl and my Mom like to party together) at a local watering hole.

Which was good because i was lossing my buzz from the joint i smoked before going to work .

I can see my mom and girl have had a few drinks , so i order a jager bomb and a tall miller light. i proceded to have a few more rounds of the same drinks .......... I know some people are like get to the end man so i will

I wake up sitting in my chair at home butt freaking naked , I look around don't see my clothes anywhere my girl friend is sleeping sitting up on the couch with my poodle and pit bull clothed. I wake up my girl to ask what happend and where are my clothes........she replied she didn't know and who paid the bill? What a freakin night

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Wow, there was a lot skipped from that, so you ordered some more drinks, and then the only thing you remember is waking up butt naked, with fully clothed dogs... lol

[Nochowderforyou]

Was your mom still clothed though? I hope so :D

[LOVElife]

Yeah I hope your mom didn't undress you!

On the other hand, recollections of a time when I staggered home at silly o clock in the morning, Pissed Right Up and whiteyed on myself. . . .

. . I then had the fortunate opportunity to fall in the bath, where I was stripped naked by my Old Man and hosed down with Freezing cold water!.. The Old Cunt probably pissed on me knowing him! haha

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

LOL