Lola
06-09-2004, 05:44 PM
The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Having Sex
12 "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11 "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10 "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
9 "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
8 "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7 "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
6 "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5 "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4 "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3 "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2 "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
and the Number 1 Thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love...
1 "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
12 "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11 "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10 "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
9 "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
8 "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7 "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
6 "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5 "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4 "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3 "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2 "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
and the Number 1 Thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love...
1 "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"