ok i've finally grown the balls to ask.....

[slipknotpsycho]

am i just weird, or is there anyone else out there that has to masturbate very frequently? :confused: if i don't i can't seem to get my mind of sex, and if my mind's on sex, then i get hard. if i get hard and am trying to sleep (i sleep on my stomach) it can produce some serious un-comfort/pain.
so am i just bizarre or are there other people like me out there? :(

[Stedric]

I used to masturbate hourly when I was 12-14. Those were the days...

On second thought...no they weren't.

[beachguy in thongs]

Masturbating is healthy, I think.

[420purplehaze420]

yeah if im trying to get to sleep with the ligts off and im just laying there my mind immediantely goes straight to sex so in order to get to sleep i go get the petroleum gelly lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Then you have to clean up, it's a waste of time.

[lizka4200]

go get laid
!!!

[looseends]

on a good day off my husband can do it at least 3 times a day, but then again he's been doing it for quite a while now. and don't forget us ladies. i know some chicks that can diddle themselves 5-6 times a day.

[slipknotpsycho]

go get laid
!!!
funny, i was waiting to see who was going to be the immature asshole and say something to that equivelant, and i'm married i can get laid when i want.

[420purplehaze420]

go get laid
!!!
yeah u dont always have that option every time you get horny

[Takahashi]

dude i masturbate like theres no tomorrow. the trashcan by the computer is full of dirty tissues and shit hahahah. then again, im 17. i think you should just be glad that u can perform sexually. i mean some guys cant get it up, we just get it up too often.

[chitownzflyest]

ok guys lemme give you a little piece of advice.......get some poon tang....and youl see how gay masterbating is............you have no intense feelings like you do when your with a female............and for yall that dont get any or havnt got any yet.......keep gettin yourself ready so yall can go as long as possibile

[GHoSToKeR]

It depends. Sometimes I can go weeks....... okay, days without knocking one out, without little or no side-effects. Sometimes, if i've got the time, I can masturbate more than once in a night. I don't know why, because i'm always fucking horny. Even when I lived with my ex-girlfriend, and we were having all kinds of sex multiple times every night I would still masturbate occasionally. I imagine the more you have sex/masturbate, the more you need to. I dunno.


Edit: Man, there's nothing worse than turning out the light, getting in to bed, trying to get to sleep and failing because you need to knock one out. You just know it's gonna be a while before you manage to get some rest. :p

[chitownzflyest]

It depends. Sometimes I can go weeks....... okay, days without knocking one out, without little or no side-effects. Sometimes, if i've got the time, I can masturbate more than once in a night. I don't know why, because i'm always fucking horny. Even when I lived with my ex-girlfriend, and we were having all kinds of sex multiple times every night I would still masturbate occasionally. I imagine the more you have sex/masturbate, the more you need to. I dunno.


Edit: Man, there's nothing worse than turning out the light, getting in to bed, trying to get to sleep and failing because you need to knock one out. You just know it's gonna be a while before you manage to get some rest. :p


wow what this man said is true for any man..........were allways waiting for the day were gonna have sex.........its more then a word to us its what we live for...and the more we get of it the more the females fall in our hearts.....lol that was corny

[420purplehaze420]

i get laid more than the average single 16 yr old i can assure you but i still fell the need to choke my chicken regularly

[Not Enough Herb]

make love to ur hand

u dont have to deal with it's bs and tell it it looks pretty

sex is good but theres too many strings attached

i say fuck it

later

[Stedric]

ok guys lemme give you a little piece of advice.......get some poon tang....and youl see how gay masterbating is............you have no intense feelings like you do when your with a female............and for yall that dont get any or havnt got any yet.......keep gettin yourself ready so yall can go as long as possibile
Hahahaha. Your not serious are you? Can I quote you? The typos and everything? Maybe make a t-shirt out of it "Masterbating is gay". I've had days where I had sex 3 times, then got blown, then went home and masturbated several times. Orgasms are like weed, can't have too much of a great thing.

[Reefer Rogue]

I usually jack off in the shower...

[NightProwler]

lol i jerked off like 5 mins ago

[MyStiCalFiSh]

i probably masturbate around 5-6 times daily, does that sound like alot?

[cannabis2]

if your married why dont you get you wife to fiddle with you who the fuck wanks when they are married you testosterone twat

[weirdo79]

Because as anyone who's married knows , its not on demand either (contrary to the claims by machismo soaked males ;) )

[Killa.Kali]

I'm in the same boat with ya :cool:

[andruejaysin]

My girlfriend is in jail, so I beat off 3-4 times a day.

[daZenfmeister]

I usually just go about 1 time a day but if i beat off before im stoned and then i get stoned its like shit! I'm horny again. Also beating off and sex are comepleatly different to me, I can fuck my bitch til shes dry and screaming then i can go beat off right away, I hate it though sex is like one of the worst things in the world, with the wrong person at least. I'd love to bang a chick thats fucking HOT and who i actually care about, my current g/f is pretty much just there for sex now, i dont wanna see her unless i can tap it.

Pretty sick life im living but then again I smoke daily and just started smoking cigs, im going down hill! Time for an epiphany or whatever. I wanna get a nice girl that doesnt mind that im a pothead and also is very attractive and isnt such a fake ass attention whore like my curr g/f is i cant stand people who cut themself and do STUPID SHIT JUST TO FUCKING GET ATTENTION!!!!!! GRAAGAGAGGAGDGSDFG SBB H GHNJYT


Sorry I'm kinda tense can you tell?

[Stedric]

Because as anyone who's married knows , its not on demand either (contrary to the claims by machismo soaked males ;) )
Weirdo you and I are a rarity among males.

[mvolta]

I beat off twice during the day today (unusual for me, but I was bored). So tonight my friend brought over these four chicks to our apartment. Three were either fat or ugly, but one was pretty damn hot. I managed to get a hold of the hot one. We were drinking and I brought her back to my room. We just fucked (finished like half an hour ago) for about an hour, and it literally took me that long to come. I was so fucking exhausted I don't even know how I finished. Moral of the story kids: dont beat off if you have any chance of getting any!

[slipknotpsycho]

actually it should be just opposite, you go and fuck a girl for an hour, she might consider calling you next time she's all hot, take it for a full 15 minutes and you'll probably never hear from her again, unless you initiated the contact of course.

[mellow mood]

wow u guys are freak masturbating that much. i usually masturbate 1 time each 2 days, and when i have a girl (which is the case), well its about 2x a week. (yea i cant fuck her everyday :()

[jfoster]

im only 14 so sex is kinda out of the question. i really dont masturbate that much...anymore

[Cheery Cherry]

No, I don't think you're weird at all. I think masturbating is healthy and natural. I do it all the time :).

[yocass]

1.25 times per day MAX.....

[Satovan]

How the fuck do you masturbate .25 times. I don't care if I'm going to be late for work, or if I'm dying, or whatever, I can't stop until the job is done. I masturbate whenever I feel is necessary, which is usually one or two times a day. There's nothing wrong with it at all, it's just something to do. I mean how great is it that we're the only animal that can get themselves off. Think of what the turtles are missing!!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol congratulations, you've been added to my growing list of favorable quote signature >.>

[420.bowlresin]

I'm also kind of tired of having sex with my self. I want a gf that i really like and bang and share the fun.

[beachguy in thongs]

How the fuck do you masturbate .25 times.
Uh, oh, looks like another sleepless night for me.

[Melton420]

youll grow out of masturbation when girls start a comming

[MrsDarkIdol]

I masturbate at least once a day and have sex at least once a day and I am married and female. Just because you masterbate doesn't necissarily mean you aren't getting any. Sometimes the other party isn't available....

[Melton420]

masturbation just dosent do it for me anymore

[yocass]

fine fine... Ill raise it. 1.75 times a day.

[Garden Knowm]

daZEN,
excercise dude... it works wonders... tough to start.. but after you go a few days you'll be hooked..

[firsttimefarmer]

am i just weird, or is there anyone else out there that has to masturbate very frequently? :confused: if i don't i can't seem to get my mind of sex, and if my mind's on sex, then i get hard. if i get hard and am trying to sleep (i sleep on my stomach) it can produce some serious un-comfort/pain.
so am i just bizarre or are there other people like me out there? :(

masturbating decreases the risk of prostate cancer

[highjinx]

yup! you cant beat a bit of DIY! :D
oh yeah, check out seehersquirt.com (dunno how to put link in yet)
if any ladies look at this, post your verdict. real or not?

[Derby]

Well im married and if you have respect for your wife you cant just "get laid when you want" specially if shes pregnant, so I pop it about 3 a day now.

[lizka4200]

why cant you fuck her if shes pregnant?....
i thought girls are hornier when they are pergant

[Derby]

she is, well was at first, but her cervix has thinned some and she has become "high risk" so we have sex on occasion, im afraid that I caused her cervix to thin from sex so I dont try to get laid as often anymore.

[lizka4200]

high risk??.what does that mean?..i didnt know you had to be more careful....i thoguth u jsut couldnt get railed as hard....

[lizka4200]

^^^we need to find you a girl...or guy whatever you prefer

[grabthegrave]

fuck man masterbation is alot like weed. it fuckin curse bordom man im talkin to my girl on im but im bout to wack off. when u got no weed whats there to do?

[Derby]

she is a high risk pregnancy, meaning there is a chance that our child or my wife could die during the pregnancy or during the delivery, her cervix has thinned which makes the baby think its time for birth, alot of premature births are due to this.

[scarface123]

when i was 9 or 10 i used to jerk off like 5-7 times a day, but now i jerk off regularly. i just jerked off like a half hour ago! :D

[doctahdoobie]

so all that time you were with out balls?

[Ganj]

Then you have to clean up, it's a waste of time.

true that.
i masturbate frequently, atleast once a day, sometimes i'll forget though and go without it for two or three days.
i need to get a girl...

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a girl and still enjoy masturbation. I need to find one, also.

[Melton420]

masturbation sucks now

[jakenthegentiles]

im 16 and if im not gtten pussy i wack it at leats 2 or 3 times a day 1 days i hit 20

[cellophane]

i just met this chick at a party. we were all over each other then she had to leave, but i did get her number and we're going out again. i cant fuckin wait to tap that! :)

[STDzRus]

Man I haven't had pussy in three months..Glad too, my ex is pregnant heh so I got a kid on the way.

ANYWAYS!

Laying on my stomach and popping a boner hurts!

But your dick grows bigger.

[slipknotpsycho]

....if this ex is expecting you to get back with her for the kid you better do it now while you can fuck her all you want and not have to worry about her getting pregnant....don't really gotta worry about condoms or nothing either....actually the best sex i've gotten in my life...and probably got more sex in those 9 months then i have or will have gotten in my entire life....

[beachguy in thongs]

My girlfriend has been on Birth Control Pills for five years. That's a lot of freebies from God.

[cellophane]

i just got a new girlfriend. and everyone knows the first few weeks of sex with someone new is the best kind of sex.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I've been masturbating regularly since the summer between 2nd and 3rd grade. And I think the most I've ever done it in one day is about 12-18 times. Not sure, I don't really count.

[LIP]

Slipknot im the same as you lol. I need to and i also sleep on my stomach. If i dont wank then i end up getting hard and just have to have a wank.

[orangeman]

Are you still a virgin? I found out when I lost my virginity I wasnt as horny, not saying it's the same way for everyone else but I'm just suggestioning you do that if you think it's a problem.

[autumn tourniquet]

Chronic masturbator, right here!

Just because you get laid, doesn't mean you shouldn't masturbate!
Who in the fuck thinks that?

Me and my boyfriend are complete nymphos, so we get plenty of everything everytime we see each other---thats everyday, yet I still masturbate, so does he, that doesn't mean we aren't satisfy with our sex life or mean that "ddooood we are so liek gay cuz we liek masterbarte!!11one!!" It means we are doing what normal, healthy people do.

:p

[PureEvil760]

it is the only way to escape momentarily

[Sincity69]

I do the same, it gets addicting ;)

[partyguy420]

now i have to.

[slipknotpsycho]

Are you still a virgin? I found out when I lost my virginity I wasnt as horny, not saying it's the same way for everyone else but I'm just suggestioning you do that if you think it's a problem.
lmao not hardly, i'm married with a child. i always thought i just had some super sex drive... like for existance just last night, i fucked the shit outta my wife, she ends up going to sleep i was going to smoke my after sex cigarette, half way through up pops my dick and it's really hard to sleep on your stomach (which unfortunately is the only way i can sleep) with a hard on so i had to take care of it, half way through that after jacking off cigarette it comes up again... this usually happens 2-3x week, where the only reason i end up getting any sleep is cuz my dick is so sore it hides...

[Dopa]

I've jacked off 23 times in one day before. Most of the time i only jack myself 12-15 times though/day.

When i gotta jack off i don't give a fuck where i'm at whether it's in bed or at school in the bathroom, or when i was like 13-15 i used to jack off in church but i don't go to church anymore so i dnont got have the opportunity anymore :(

[tokerBob]

i know a guy whos 20 and a virgin and his record is like 19 times in 12 hours