Trying to get stoned 101

[sir psycho]

One night me and my best friend Zack, were hanging out with a couple guys we didn't really know or like. Just looking for more friends at the time, and they were kinda our link to herb. Well we get in this shitty ass chevy s10 with 4 different colors of paint, and head to his house. Btw there was 4 guys in fucking truck, me and Zack were squished in the back of the cab, bed was full. We got to this guys house, he made a call supposudly a guy was gonna meet us at a wendys resturant. He was like a 10 min drive away, we got there and no guy. WTF, we waited for about 45 mins, then left that parking lot then went to another and waited for another 30mins. The guy never came we went to got pick up some Southern Comfort (mixed with cough suryp, it fucked us up) It had been fermented too for like 2 weeks. We went back to the other guys house, were gonna chill at that place and try to get some more herb.
Eventually, we just decided to get drunk because Zack brought up the fact that his dad was goin out of town, and there was liquour at his house. (Not old enough to drink) We drove over there (already drunk). We got there then tried the windows, and got in. Well this one guy named Nick who was with us fucking somehow knew which window to open and exactly where the liqour was. I was like WTF. Anyways the nextdoor neighbors woke up and me and the other guy already pulled the truck around the back and were waiting for the others. Well it took them a little long to we said fuck it they are screwed. Drove off a bit to pick em up somewhere away from the house and the disgrutled neighbors. Nick and Zack are running with 6 bottles of liqour, and jumped in the back of the truck.
We went back to the other guys house again, and started chuggin fuckin liquour like water. Zack and the other guy went to pick up beer. Me and Nick continued drinking, Zack came back hammered. He said to us "hit me", so we did, in the face, very hard. To sum it up we kicked the shit outta him just cuz we were drunk beyond recognition. Zack went outside and feel asleep in the grass, i knew then it was time to go home. Well down the street Zack started banging on the roof of the cab while he was in the bed. We got to my house, and Zack threwup all over himself. I kinda just left him the and passed out myself.

Now to this day i will never get drunk on liqour with Zack again. :mad:

[Fattie]

Sounds pretty gay.

[dark0ne]

ahh, the drinking adventures of underager's. heres one that is 100% true.
i was 18 and it was summer, my freinds and i usualy drank in a grave yard. we get there and meet up with some girls who had weed. 1 chick was like realy cute and evrybody was tring to get with her. i was just sitting under my usual tree listing to metal, getting plastard. in less than an hour all of my best freinds were fighting over this 1 chick. i'm still sitting there watching this whole thing laughing my ass off. she sees me and staggers over, sits next to me and starts drinking MY FUCKING BEER! i got up and got her 1 and she gave me this looks like i was stupid. I said "heres your own, can i have my beer back?" before i could finish my sentance she threw the can at my head and called me a fag?!?! Oo i grab my beer and start walking away twards a mosoleam sat there and started to drink again. the girls left, my freinds were pissed that i made them leave. about 45 min the cops show up and b-line right for me. she told them I tried to give her booze and I tried to reach up her skirt?@! he grabs the beer and tosses me out of the grave yard. now it's 2:30 am i'm shit faced, my freinds thought i was an asshole so he didn't let me in. at the time i lived in the next town over so i couln't just go home. so i sat there on the corner untill 8 am when the first busses start to run and finaly went home. after that i never drank in the grave yard without a SOLID place to crash!

[g unit boy]

One night me and my best friend Zack, were hanging out with a couple guys we didn't really know or like. Just looking for more friends at the time, and they were kinda our link to herb. Well we get in this shitty ass chevy s10 with 4 different colors of paint, and head to his house. Btw there was 4 guys in fucking truck, me and Zack were squished in the back of the cab, bed was full. We got to this guys house, he made a call supposudly a guy was gonna meet us at a wendys resturant. He was like a 10 min drive away, we got there and no guy. WTF, we waited for about 45 mins, then left that parking lot then went to another and waited for another 30mins. The guy never came we went to got pick up some Southern Comfort (mixed with cough suryp, it fucked us up) It had been fermented too for like 2 weeks. We went back to the other guys house, were gonna chill at that place and try to get some more herb.
Eventually, we just decided to get drunk because Zack brought up the fact that his dad was goin out of town, and there was liquour at his house. (Not old enough to drink) We drove over there (already drunk). We got there then tried the windows, and got in. Well this one guy named Nick who was with us fucking somehow knew which window to open and exactly where the liqour was. I was like WTF. Anyways the nextdoor neighbors woke up and me and the other guy already pulled the truck around the back and were waiting for the others. Well it took them a little long to we said fuck it they are screwed. Drove off a bit to pick em up somewhere away from the house and the disgrutled neighbors. Nick and Zack are running with 6 bottles of liqour, and jumped in the back of the truck.
We went back to the other guys house again, and started chuggin fuckin liquour like water. Zack and the other guy went to pick up beer. Me and Nick continued drinking, Zack came back hammered. He said to us "hit me", so we did, in the face, very hard. To sum it up we kicked the shit outta him just cuz we were drunk beyond recognition. Zack went outside and feel asleep in the grass, i knew then it was time to go home. Well down the street Zack started banging on the roof of the cab while he was in the bed. We got to my house, and Zack threwup all over himself. I kinda just left him the and passed out myself.

Now to this day i will never get drunk on liqour with Zack again. :mad:
looololol,ppl always wanna fuk ppl up when everyones fucked up

[g unit boy]

lol, who wants some

[juggalette18]

you guys are wickedly funny.. i dont understand why you guys dont just go somewhere and not drink til you puke or till you fuck eachother up so bad that you no longer kno who or where you are?? oh well i guess youll all have fun in the process drinkin and smokins the shit... aint nothin like a newdy ock... or a stuffed blunt!!

[stankystank]

Sounds pretty gay.
what did that have to do with weed

[tylerkane]

graveyard!??
BUhahahahahaa

[liquid swords]

ahh, the drinking adventures of underager's. heres one that is 100% true.
i was 18 and it was summer, my freinds and i usualy drank in a grave yard. we get there and meet up with some girls who had weed. 1 chick was like realy cute and evrybody was tring to get with her. i was just sitting under my usual tree listing to metal, getting plastard. in less than an hour all of my best freinds were fighting over this 1 chick. i'm still sitting there watching this whole thing laughing my ass off. she sees me and staggers over, sits next to me and starts drinking MY FUCKING BEER! i got up and got her 1 and she gave me this looks like i was stupid. I said "heres your own, can i have my beer back?" before i could finish my sentance she threw the can at my head and called me a fag?!?! Oo i grab my beer and start walking away twards a mosoleam sat there and started to drink again. the girls left, my freinds were pissed that i made them leave. about 45 min the cops show up and b-line right for me. she told them I tried to give her booze and I tried to reach up her skirt?@! he grabs the beer and tosses me out of the grave yard. now it's 2:30 am i'm shit faced, my freinds thought i was an asshole so he didn't let me in. at the time i lived in the next town over so i couln't just go home. so i sat there on the corner untill 8 am when the first busses start to run and finaly went home. after that i never drank in the grave yard without a SOLID place to crash!
Man, I hate hot girls that know they're way hot. They're unstoppable

[sir psycho]

thats what happened to a couple of guys who wanted to get stoned, and couldn't, ended up drinking.

[jesta510]

Don't drive drunk man, totally not cool. I mean I'm all for gettin fucked up or gettin blazed. But don't go doin shit that'll get someone killed man.

[420purplehaze420]

ahh, the drinking adventures of underager's. heres one that is 100% true.
i was 18 and it was summer, my freinds and i usualy drank in a grave yard. we get there and meet up with some girls who had weed. 1 chick was like realy cute and evrybody was tring to get with her. i was just sitting under my usual tree listing to metal, getting plastard. in less than an hour all of my best freinds were fighting over this 1 chick. i'm still sitting there watching this whole thing laughing my ass off. she sees me and staggers over, sits next to me and starts drinking MY FUCKING BEER! i got up and got her 1 and she gave me this looks like i was stupid. I said "heres your own, can i have my beer back?" before i could finish my sentance she threw the can at my head and called me a fag?!?! Oo i grab my beer and start walking away twards a mosoleam sat there and started to drink again. the girls left, my freinds were pissed that i made them leave. about 45 min the cops show up and b-line right for me. she told them I tried to give her booze and I tried to reach up her skirt?@! he grabs the beer and tosses me out of the grave yard. now it's 2:30 am i'm shit faced, my freinds thought i was an asshole so he didn't let me in. at the time i lived in the next town over so i couln't just go home. so i sat there on the corner untill 8 am when the first busses start to run and finaly went home. after that i never drank in the grave yard without a SOLID place to crash!
???.......so you stay out of this girls hair while all your friends have a go at her then she comes and sits by you and starts drinkin your beer so you figure youll be nice and get her her own beer and she takes it as an insult? then because of this incident she calls the cops and says all that bull shit? fuck man i would have back handed that girl right then and there i dont care how fuckin hot she was thats just being a fuckin tease,nark,liar and a bitch

[Dutchmaster]

i agree with jesta drinking and driving isnt cool dont crash into me