Anyone in hte Canadian army?

[Canadabis]

I was wondering...I mean, Ive got nothing better to do, could be fun.
Though im wondering if you can smoke the herb while your in, i mean you have to have a piss test to get in, but anyone know if theres periodical tests, or if you can fuck around in your spare time?
I could do it if you had weekends to yourself while your back home, I just dont know how the day to day is, id like ot be able to have a rail now and then, smoke a blunt after work etc. I mean sure during training you wouldnt do that sort of stuff, but you cant be on the base and always under scrutiny can you?

[FunkyMonkey]

I had a friend in the Navy. He still toked up when he was not involved in training, since thats the only time they ever tested him. No random tests. Unless he is called on for duty he's just like any civillian hittin the bowl. He did cut down though. And, he quit everything else.

[Canadabis]

by "called up" was he reserve or fulltime?
I was thinking of going NCM infantry, just a guy with a gun, nothing special.
And by training, was that like a monthly, or weekly thing?
Cause I was wondering about the full time, monday to friday type of "job" of being in the military.

[FunkyMonkey]

He has gone through as an officer. Started with college courses then basic training. Then he was off for a couple months and back to training, this time on the water.
He draws pay when he's not in training so technically he's not just reserve but he doesnt live on a base either. Its been a couple years since I spoke to him so I dont really know what his rank is or anything. I dont know much about his military life.

[Canadabis]

Well thanks anyway, think the boatmen are a different sort of job, im looking at standard ground forces, so its prolly different.

[Towelie]

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[Canadabis]

Thats the navy son.
If you know your history, you will not ba askin me awho tha hell do I think Iyam!
We were the only other nation to have hit major resitance during hte normandy landings. Resitance like omaha, its called Juno beach. We were in the war from the very first day of hostilities, dunkirk and all. The devils brigade, Dieppe.
Normandy invasion, Netherlands port fortress-cities.
The navy is one thing, but the army is another, city fighting specialsts, 101st airborne (now defunct) Van doos, the 22e regiment etc etc, et al.
We have plenty of grit for our size there el dood.
Thank you very much, and I say good day.

[BobBong]

fuckin right we do. I hate war. I hate guns. I hate Terrorism. and I especially hate the G.W.B.

But when it comes down to it. i won't think twice to pickup a gun,sharpened stick.. or a rock.. to protect my freedom and country

[TonyD]

Your military faces serious and far reaching budget cuts, if you wanted to join the best trained army in the world your entitled as a commenwealth citizen to move to the UK and join the British army. The British army is the best trained in the world, a US infantryman and Marine trains for 3 months basic, a British infantry combatman trains for 6 the same length as US navy SEALs.

[somebody someone]

im in the canadian army, whats up

[turm]

actually durning both world wars Canada rose to the challange, in WW1 and 2 we had some of the best pilots, we went from small miltary forces to some of the worlds largest in the spans of these wars. Even our navy was massive in WW1 and 2, but thats because a good portion of supplys for the war came from canada and the us is very large convoys that were mostly protected by canadian war ships (this convoys having 100+ ships each), I think at the end of WW2 canada had somewhere of 300 fighting ships and had lost around 60 fighting ships (that is alot). Even right now we have a small force but they are very well trained and good at what they do and with the increasses of funding (projections call for the miltary budget to be 20 billion by 2009, with an increase of 2 billion each year afterwards, this compared to our current 500 million) more people around the world will start to realize this. And currently yes our navy is small, we have no carriers or battleships but we do have one of the most advanced frigates in the world, comparable only to the amercians and its not as if theirs are all that much better because they arnt. And if im not mistaken these frigates i speak of (the Halifax class frigates) are the only ships in the world that can be incorprated in an amercian battle group (this is because they are digitalized, as are the amercian battle groups, and i dont think any other nation has digitlized any of there ships to this extent)

so yeah TonyD you are very mistaken, i dont think increasing the miltary budget by 4000% is a miltary budget cut, yeah in the past we have but canada is a peacekeeping counry so we had no need for a 500k people strong miltary force.

[tokosan]

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towlie, you bastard! You so ganked that off of my post! At least give creds where they are deserved, u plagurizer!



oh, and BTW, the US army IS the canadian army.... the troops u have are just for show. When the real fight comes, they go hide in thier holes while the boys in the Red,White&Blue kick some ass!!!

[brrg744]

lets not make fun of each others countries now

[calve]

thats not cool man. Im from Canada and im a damn proud Canadian. So dont go around making fun of us or else...lets not go there :D

[IfYouNeedAirCallItIn]

Canada has an army? LOL

[tokosan]

Affirmative on that LOL, do you copy

[calve]

haha. fuck thats why I hate being an stoner sometimes. I cant stay serious..
im still a true Canadian tho. Instead of beating the living sh*t outta my enemies, imma offer them a nice bowl.





and then kick them in the balls when their not looking...









...then imma run away and scream like a gurl...







and then if u want, you can kick me back in the balls...






then we'll smoke a few more bowls and ill stamp my "peacekeeper" sign on ur balls where the bruisin' began when I first knocked it...
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Juggalotus17]

Canada has a military?

[turm]

Canada has a military?

WOW nice one, very orginal

[tokosan]

You canadians have a lot of ball-play doncha?

[NoosaHeads]

Lets hope these Guys dont graduate to snipers... :D

[Canadabis]

You know...Oned day we will come back and burn the white house down for the third consecutive time...just to show you.
We do have an army...and camel fuckers up in iraq trying to find reverse on a russian tank wont be sending a hundred of us home daed a month ><
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
we is not afraid, we can fight, and aothers have pointed out, our merchant marinee held off the wolf pack the netire war.
Did you know my grandfather was in the merchant marine, he could actually throe a depth charge over teh side of the ship with his bare hands, that means his ship could actually disperse four, not 3 depth charges, my grnad fathers courage added 25% of the fighting ability of his destroyer single handedly. So yeah, red white and blue that senore!

[likemclever]

Canadian army.........now that's funny.