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Ganj
08-25-2005, 02:45 PM
it all happened so quickly. i was watching dave chapelle's: for what it's worth and some porn, simultaneously. the urge to masturbate came over me and i got off my couch and headed towards the bathroom. on the journey to the lavatory, i stopped and thought to myself, why not get some lotion? i got the lotion, finished my duty and felt a cold sensation on my penis, i looked at the bottle and it had cooling menthol in it - my penis is still cold.

watch your lotion, men...watch your lotion.
FloatNSmoke
08-25-2005, 04:34 PM
A friend of mine used Ben Gay once. He was burning for 3 days afterwards. Ouch!
ADaisyChain
08-25-2005, 10:14 PM
i was watching dave chapelle's: for what it's worth and some porn, simultaneously.

Dude, don't feel bad. Chapelle makes me horny too sometimes. Don't need to pretend you were watching porn...

Sorry I can't really do much to help.. If I was there I'd help warm up your penis or something if you needed it. But, alas, I am not, and thus I cannot.

Good luck with your penis, man.
MeatRulz
08-26-2005, 12:54 AM
sux.
Ganj
08-26-2005, 01:00 AM
Dude, don't feel bad. Chapelle makes me horny too sometimes. Don't need to pretend you were watching porn...

Sorry I can't really do much to help.. If I was there I'd help warm up your penis or something if you needed it. But, alas, I am not, and thus I cannot.

Good luck with your penis, man.


"cum on the television" ok.
"cum in my fish bowl" oh shit, they're eating it.
InvincibleArmor79
08-26-2005, 07:34 AM
nice thread
CaptainDankNuggets
10-13-2005, 01:21 AM
Cool Penis
grasshopper420
10-16-2005, 07:09 AM
"cum on the television" ok.
"cum in my fish bowl" oh shit, they're eating it.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!