......u might be a stoner

[officerleeroy]

you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...

you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)

[S8ted]

You might be a stoner if:

You know every line to every Cheech & Chong Movie.

Start giggling every time you hear, see, or think of weed.

Start giggling every time you hear or see the word 'joint'.

You love the color 'green' &/or it becomes your favorite color.

You get suspicious whenever someone asks you for a 'match' in public.

The Food Network is your favorite channel.

You consider a bag of Dorito's as a meal.

You consider a roll of Cookie Dough as a meal.

You smoke a cig like a joint.

You can stare at any color for hours & think it's amazing.

You eat a raw pizza & not think anything of it.

'Cash' your food you just ordered from a restaurant.

Walk into a restaurant & forget why you're there.

You think of something too difficult as being too 'heavy'.

Every time you hear Reggae, you think about smoking weed(points to himself).

You can't remember where you put that one cd,...

You look at a barren tree & think of a stripped marijuana bud.

You see a snow-covered pine shrub & imagine all that snow as if it were a huge mass of THC crystals.

Get lost in all these examples & forget what example to type next cause all you want to do is smoke weed! AAAAHH!!

[Skink]

if your mustache is brown and your hair is blond...

[S8ted]

if your mustache is brown and your hair is blond...

hehe,..Hashstache!

[Pothed]

if you ever tried puting the bowl on top of the sprite bottle (where you drink out of it) and realizing that the stem comes out of the side of the bong while sitting around a group of friends, u might be a stoner.

[stonerneedsrealweed]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.


oh laugh my fucking ass off so funny and im cracking up and not ever stoned....cant wait to re read whilst stoned

[stonerneedsrealweed]

hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm

[stonerneedsrealweed]

sorry didnt get to edit this in time so sorry for double post

hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm

if you can not remmber the last time you smoked a ciger with out dumping out the stuff and filling with weed... you might be a stoner


and last but not least IF YOU GET YOUR CAT STONED YOU MIGHT BE A STONER :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :twocents:

[GottaStayHigh]

you might be a stoner when....you notice there is something sharp in your shoe poking your foot, so you take off your shoe and notice it's a weed stem lol....dammit.

[bonitagreen]

hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm

thats really funny...a clock in my room died on 4:20, its been stuck on 420 since i moved in, so in essence, its always 4:20 in my room.... no im not making this up, the batteries in the clock are dead and it really did stop, i didnt notice it first, my brother did, and since i am stoner, i decided to leave it b/c its always 420 to me. :stoned:

[Mr Greenthumb]

You might be a stoner if you have tried to spark the bowl with a marker.

You might be a stoner if you have burn marks on your fingers.

You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.

True story.

~ Thumb

[high as a pie]

you might me a stoner if
you cant get to sleep because you are to exited to get stoned next day:rasta:
if you sit in maths laffing when the techer is on bout 8ths and 1/4 because it sounds like she is on bout green:D

[Gruffy]

you may be a stoner if you can drive home without a problem and take ten mins to get the key in the hole !!

also you can be a stoner if the 1st thing u do when u wake up is light up the doob that u left in the ashtray from night before :D:D:pimp:

[BestTonicIsChronic]

You might be a stoner if you start off with a dimebag, smoke some bowls, then realize 3 houres later that you ran out a half hour ago and have been smoking hot air and blowing it out the window. Just maybe.

[eGGNoG]

You might be a stoner if you run around cvs high looking for condoms for literally an hour , find them and are too embarrassed to buy them cus all the people asked "do you need help" and you replied no no, and end up getting lost at the closest wallgreens..

You might be a stoner if you are in the woods smoking, and when you get out, you FINALLY open your door, and get all your buds in the back seat. get your seat belt on. and say "Well guys, we arent getting food.Actually we arent going anywhere I LOST MY FUCKIN KEYS IN THE WOODS. Wheres my cell phone?"

You might be as toner if.. (a stupid stoner like i) love to be the driver of a trip home after blazing or just a short drive, JUST so you can scare the fuck out of everyone else in the car.. ie.. fake sleeping and drifting off to the other side of the road..

You might be a stoner if you go on http://boards.cannabis.com . LOL

You might be a stoner if smoke 13 blunts on the way to t he beach.

all true stories.

[Joy.Discovery]

You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.

True story.

~ Thumb
the only one that made me laugh out loud, dude thats fucking classic

[UpInSmoke]

You might be a stoner if youre playing super mario brothers and you get a star that makes it so when an enemy touches you they die, and youre still throwing fireballs and almost freaking out when you try to jump on one and nearly miss and you think youre gonna shrink or die.

[RaoulDuke45]

if you have a favorite lighter, even though ive liked this thread for a while now, when did it turn into a thread where you tell storys that make you seem like a stoner

[chriscannabis]

You know your a stoner if every sentence ends with man or dude and the word is drawn out longer than the other words in the sentence. You might also be a stoner if you can't remember what happened everyday after school for a week, or in school for that matter.

[UpInSmoke]

If you come to this site and rarely see a daily factiod that you haven't already seen

[UpInSmoke]

If you find yourself hours from the last session you had, and you exhale as if you were taking a hit...WTF am i thinking??

[enthused]

you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...

you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)

hehe had a similar situation

you might be a stoner if your baked out of your mind at 430AM and want some pizza. Pizza in the oven..good..mmmm..tasty in about 15 minutes. Little does the pizza know, you have passed out. Waking up to screams and taking the nasty ass smelling pizza to the garbage in the garage is usually how this event ends.

[UpInSmoke]

if you get your toothbrush out of the container, lay the toothbrush down, and accidently put toothpaste on the container instead of the brush..

[pixel]

you might be a stoner if you're not supposed to let anyone in your house know that you smoke and you wake up and your bong is sitting on your bedstand with weed and a lighter next to it.

happened to me like 4 times back in the day but i learned and it hasnt happened since :rasta: :D

[MaRiAh]

um.... u may b a stonr if u typ lyk this.....


haha i unno wtf that has to do w it...... :stoned:

[orangeman]

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.

[MaRiAh]

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.
lmao nice one :P

[Alavaster]

u might be a stoner if you see a kid holding a stick and say * wow thats a nice tree*

[Not Enough Herb]

you might be a stoner if you're not supposed to let anyone in your house know that you smoke and you wake up and your bong is sitting on your bedstand with weed and a lighter next to it.

happened to me like 4 times back in the day but i learned and it hasnt happened since :rasta: :D

lol man how many times has that happened to me

MoM: whats this?
Me: a lamp :rasta: :thumbsup:

later

[ToKnoIsToGro]

if you've ever been hotboxing in a car with your friends at the drivethrough while ordering a "cheddarburger" and your friend hit the gas and hit a girl on a bike, you might be a stoner

[MyMARYJANE]

u mite be a stoner if you hear the word mistake and say MISTEAK?!!! MmmMmM i really want STEAK:thumbsup:

[Kitty Kat]

yeah well you might be a stoner if you order a cheeseburger & tell them to hold the cheese...

[SmokinStella]

you might be a stoner if you put the visualisations on your wmp onto the full screen and then sit for hours staring in awe at it whilst listening ur fave tunes when you should be working...

[Fujii]

You might be a stoner if you bike to the store to get food but forget your money, go back to get your money, return to the store, buy the food, go home, but then don't eat it cause your to faded.

OR

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drive thru at three in the morning, spend ten minutes yelling into the order station for fucking apple pies, then realize its closed and go home.

[LIP]

If you try to ride a bike over a frozen lake and fall through and carry on trying to cycle your a stoner..

[Eshelmen]

you might be a stoner if you`ve done shrooms

its possible

[hutch b tokin]

If you still wear a Coast Guard shirt with a pot hole in the logo, even after getting sent back from boot camp after failing the initial drug test.

[MaRiAh]

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drive thru at three in the morning, spend ten minutes yelling into the order station for fucking apple pies, then realize its closed and go home.
lmao...

[feenics]

You are a stoner if you're reading a thread about being all stoned, while really stoned and you're so stoned that you forget what the thread is about but you're still laughing and you're laughing because you just did something that was written in a thread about stupid things you do when you're stoned.

[Nathaniel]

If You Ever Thought you were in a barber shop, looked in a mirror, and pretended you were nelly, as you pretended to stroek your friends head and sing... you might be a stoner.

or

If you ever Didnt want to smoke out of a bowl, so you huddeld underneath a blanket for 1 hour clambaking it, as you crush some girl you hardly know, then start cryign cause you think your in a cave...you might be a stoner

[Nathaniel]

Ive just read EVERYSINGLE post

you mitgh be a stoner if.. as soon as your done smoking, someone says "GET OUT DAT NEWPORT, and you sit there trying to Convince them to light it for 20 minutes cause they keep forgetting"

Or if you light a cig and sit there, and dont smoke it, or you do smoke it, and you have more ash's on you then the tray

[hipEstoner]

you might be a stoner if you put the visualisations on your wmp onto the full screen and then sit for hours staring in awe at it whilst listening ur fave tunes when you should be working...
hahahaha, ive done that soo many times

[smurfzapper11]

u know your a stoner when you look at trees/bushes and think damn thats good ass nug

u know your a stoner when youd rather be high than drunk

u know your a stoner when youve order fries at taco bell


u know your a stoner when you didnt know what site to go on after overgrow got shut down and then months later find this site and read this whole thread from page 1 to 12 while nodding your head and laughing the whole time and make a u know your a stoner post as your 1st post

[hipEstoner]

you might be a stoner if your registered on a website called cannabis.com


or
you migght be a stoner if you pull out a ciggarette while your high and tforget to smoke it, then say to your freinds"oh shit , ive had this ciggarette for 5 mins "and then keep repeating the process


or
you might be a stoner if ur in this thread stoned trying to think of something to that i,, i dono, wtf, im twisted, ima sleep, peace out

[1234abcd]

stoner : somebody who is habitually intoxicated with alcohol/weed/etc.
pothead: somebody who smokes marijuana habitually.

I AM A POTHEAD. 420 is all I do mang!

[too as in also]

you might be a stoner if you roll imagenary joints every time someone hands you a peice of gum with a wrapper:rasta:

[GratefulDead4ever]

you might be a stoner when you call practically everyone on your cell phone and ask them how they and who would win in a fight Batman or Spider man or even chuck norris

[Mr Greenthumb]

You might be a stoner if the you are in trouble with the police and their lecturing you saying stuff like, "I have half a mind to kick your ass and hall you in jail boy!"

And you giggle because he said he had "half a mind".

You may be a stoner if you've had more wet dreams about a pot plant then any porn star.

[Spliffman3000]

you might be a stoner if your friends are constantly asking you "dude, are you high right now?"

[willystylle]

If your bud finishes, you have no smoke left and you start looking on the garbage for any unfinished joints then you are a stoner....

Dude I totally hear you on this one.

If you've ever gone to a doctor and he tells you that he's found blood in your thc stream - then you are a stoner.

Once I dropped a whole bankie on my bedroom carpet so: If you've ever vacuumed (sp) your carpet and smoked whatever came up, then you're a stoner