The day the hospital removed my right testicle...

[InvincibleArmor79]

whats up all you heads out there... this is just a short story about losing a nut... one day i was playin basketball at the Y, nothin extroardinary happened, and i get home and jump in the shower.. while showering, i notice a small lump on my testicle.. soon enough, this lump starts aching, then throbbing, and then it was like i was permanently kicked in the junk... i called my g/f to take me to the emergency room, where i was made to wait 45 mins to get in, the whole time i'm feeling an intense pain in my groin, growing increasingly nauseous... finally after gettin in to get checked, some young doctor comes in and immediatly starts pokin around down there, causin a flood of blinding pain like my balls were in a damn vice... this doctor was certain i had a hernia, and he kept trying to push the lump up into my pelvic bone and i was yelling at him that i dont think i had hernia, but he wouldnt listen... they pumped morphine into me, which didnt help at all, and nurses and doctors kept coming in to study my "problem"... im on the verge of passin out from the pain when the young doctor finally quit pokin this lump on my nut... so im wheeled into a room while the urologist is called.. he shows up and sends into x-ray, where it is learned i have little to no blood flow to my right testicle... so im taken to surgery, given a three inch shot in my spine, and the hospital took my testicle.. the lump wasnt cancerous, and no one could give me an answer as to why my nut was gone.. so i have one nut, and have experienced no problem gettin hard and pleasin my girl...
they had to stitch my sack together, and i had 12 staples right below my waistline for 3 weeks... at first, it was depressing and i smoked double what i normally do just to escape my thoughts, but i am fully recovered, have no trouble gettin nasty, and as far as i know, can produce sperm the same as before...

well i hope you enjoyed my story(a story i wish i didnt have to share...) and some advice to all you guys out there, always check your sack, and dont trust doctors...

peace

[Jake0steve]

Well i'm sorry about your nugget, man!

At least everything else still works great down there though!

[mellow mood]

sucks for ya. i never trusted hospitals and i will never too. at least u can still make your girl cry :)

[ADaisyChain]

Very well written story. Made my testicles hurt just reading it.

[SomeGuy]

Gah...You need a warning on that story ...I agree with Daisy that was painful to read.

[Breukelen advocaat]

A friend of mine, when we were in high school, got testicular cancer and both had to be removed. You were lucky it was not cancer, because that shit could spread to the lymph nodes, your digestive system, and other places.

[mellow mood]

must be weird anyway to have one testicle. wow

[slipknotpsycho]

i have a wierd question, did they put in a "cosmetic nut" to even it out, or what? O.o

[Breukelen advocaat]

i have a wierd question, did they put in a "cosmetic nut" to even it out, or what? O.o

I do not know about humans, but I've read that vetinarians are able to do this for dogs and cats that are neutered - to reduce the animals' anxiety I guess.

[LonerStoner]

Sounds like what happened to a buddy of mine, the blood vessels get all twisted up, scary shit. He called it a twisticle, lol.

[Not Enough Herb]

i shuddered after reading that

sorry about ur nut

later

[rajking86]

Hey look on the bright side all chances of pregnancy are now cut by 50% with your girl!

:D

[FloatNSmoke]

Ouch!

[dark0ne]

when i was in high school, one day in gym class we were playing baseball. This kid was pitching and got nailed very very hard in the nuts with a line drive. dropped like a stone rolled arroun for a few min, and when he got up he had blood all over his pants then he started screaming, he had burst a testical. he returned to class 4 days later. but hey thats why we got 2 of them, incase somthing happens to one.

[InvincibleArmor79]

thanks for the responses... it was extremely weird at first, but im used to it now.. it took awhile for the stitches in my sack to heal, and i tend to be very careful when anything enters that "zone"... as for a replacement, i really didnt think about it at the time, and theres no way in hell im lettin another doctor near my junk, so i'll let hand alone... anyways, thanks for your inputs and happy tokin..

[partyguy420]

ive got 3.... u want one???so ive got a 25% more of a chance of geting a girl knoked up... ohh well... and darkone... i had a friend that had the same thing happen to him... except we were useing a softball...

[BizzleLuvin]

i pray that your nut is in testicle heaven. (dude, those 'doctors' sound mighty sketchy to me). maybe one testlicle isnt a bad thing. personally, I think the whole ball and scrotum area is gross. I like a pair of small but firm balls. if i could have it my way, there would be none. i think they just get in they way and do nothing to decorate the penis.

[gildong.]

hey..at least it was one of ur nuts and not ur whole dick..:]

[Breukelen advocaat]

This is about the most fucked up story I ever heard on TV.

I saw an Oprah show a few years ago, and the guest was a guy who had his dick cut off during a hospital circumcision, so his parents agreed with the doctors to finish the job by cutting off his balls and making him a â??vaginaâ?�. Iâ??m not kidding! He was told that he was born a girl, and they dressed him like one, but he hated it. He was a twin, and his brother was on the show. Anyway, he found out the truth as a teenager, and reclaimed his birth gender, albeit without the sex organs. He got hormone shots and such, a skin graft for some kind of new penis, wore mens' clothes, and actually looked, in the opinion of my wife, much BETTER than his â??normalâ?? twin brother â?? who was paunchy, older looking and going bald. They say that the hermaphrodites were actually healthier than intact men, and did enjoy intimacy regardless of their condition. They are supposed to have a longer life span, and less health problems, than the average man, also.

OK, which brave stoner here is going to volunteer to give it a try and report back to us? :confused: Donâ??t all post at once! :)

[Breukelen advocaat]

I used the wrong term, "hermaphrodite". He was actually a Eunuch, with the additional removal of his penis:

"A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce."

[slipknotpsycho]

i've just noticed that you're the one (the op i'm talking about) that can go for 4+ hours, think it has something to do wtih this? :confused:
also, that's why doctors in training shouldn't be able to practice on people :mad: they're too slow and have to overly-thorougly investigate shit, since they rarely ever are able to diagnos it correct the first go around, imo if they were to stand aside while a doctor knows what he's doing comes in and diagnos's the problem and shows the trainee what to look for it would mean less pain for the patient in most cases.

[mike jones]

well i hope you enjoyed my story(a story i wish i didnt have to share...) and some advice to all you guys out there, always check your sack, and dont trust doctors...

peace

wait... just curious, but why DID you have to share?
:confused:

[robert42]

did they give u the testicle after?

[the mole]

maybe they could have sewed it to your forehead for a better blood supply ,you would still have two nuts that way..

j/k at least it wasnt cancer,i think quite a few guys are born missing a nut anyway

[GHoSToKeR]

Put it in a jar and sell it.

[mellow mood]

i tought bout it and u should pursue the hospital

its their fuckin error after all

[InvincibleArmor79]

this all happened in 2002... anyone think i would have any success pursuing legal action against them?

[JohnnyCutCorners]

this all happened in 2002... anyone think i would have any success pursuing legal action against them?

Hey there invincible, I too only got 1 nug because I had cancer when I was born and luckily they caught it when I came out of my maja. I had my right one removed also like you a nd believe me, they did it for the best. I dont think waisting your time in trying to pursue this hospital in court would be the best idea , it would cost you more money in the long run then you would receive. If your pain was still intreging then yes you would have a good law suit against them but its been 3 years and you've had no pain, all is well like my self so dont bother, its not worth your time.

As to other wize, what does ur g/f think of this.... I am still a virgin my self as you can tell I have posted couple times on this because I am still not to sure on what would go down if some chick wants to fuck and I got 1 nug.

[looseends]

damn...sorry for your loss honey. had a boyfriend who had to get one of his nads removed because of some freak happening. his nads got twisted.

[grabthegrave]

man i only have one to! i was born with one. haha fuck man still cummin fine!!hhaa pleasin ppl too!

[InvincibleArmor79]

POWER TO THE ONE NUTTED PEOPLE!!!!! j/k.. my gf is fine with it, she still goes down on me and i still skeet on her face lol..... but seriously, im kinda worried about my sperm bein good swimmers... shit.. she got really horny like a week after the operation and i still had staples in my groin.. but she got her way... one drawback is the extra sack space... now i have to put a lot of baby powder down there so my sack wont stick to my leg lol.. but hey it smells fresher and smoother too...lol.. in response to a earlier reply, i had my 4+ hr sex session before the nut evicted itself.. and no, i prolly wont take action against the hospital.. i havent been there ever since then, and only will i go if its life or death...

[lizka4200]

does it feel different?

[InvincibleArmor79]

does it feel different?


not enough for me to notice

[lizka4200]

well good luck to you

[InvincibleArmor79]

thanks... same to you...

[MightyFourTwenty]

Put it in a jar and sell it.

eBay man, people will buy ANYTHING on there. You could make a fortune. Good luck! :D