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OR Freebird
08-21-2005, 07:45 PM
Title: Happy Daze

Potsy and Richie were hangin' out at Arnold's, when all of a sudden in walks The Fonz with a slick bimbo hangin on his shoulder and a fatty hanging from his lips.

"Heyyyyyyyy -- pfffffffttttt --- like I've toked all my spleef and I need to up my reef. Potsy, man, set me up"

"Well, I dunno man, me and the band were just about to get up and sing a song"

"Potsy, you'll be singin that song soprano if you don't hook me up with that Devil's Harvest pronto, Tonto"

"Hey Fonz, don't bubble your bong -- hang tight -- we don't want none of that Reefer Madness going down here at Arnold's. I'll just hop in my jalopy and I'll be right back with a sack"

Fonz exhales a huge blast of smoke and starts a marijuana cough, "A friend with weed is a friend indeed" he chokes out.

Richie looks over at them and says, "You know, you guys really shouldn't do that stuff. It'll make you crazy. Let's go watch a movie instead"

"Richie, you are such a nerd", blurts out Joanie. "Smoke on it and vegetate"

"What's playin at the Drive-In tonite', the bimbo asks ...

"Forbidden Plant -- And The Day of the Spiff-ids -- it's a double feature" says Richie

"Farm out", mutters Fonzy

OR Freebird
08-22-2005, 01:02 AM
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