Log in

View Full Version : haha dumb dogs



Up In Smoke 420
08-21-2005, 06:30 AM
k so im ripping some bong hits and im high as fuck i thought about what my mom told me earlier when i asked 'why does the dog always roll around in my room after i vaccum' she said 'cos they wanna let other dogs know that your there family. so9 stupid dog makes it like a task now and i saw her and she rolled around and i cracked up so hard man i luv my dog k so what are dumb things you see pets do plz post.

MeatRulz
08-21-2005, 07:03 AM
my dog does it to.

Hektik
08-21-2005, 07:30 AM
haha.

Ganj
08-21-2005, 12:57 PM
my dog wipes his paws over his nose and does the happy dog dance. he's so high right now, i hear him squeaking his toy downstairs. my dog is my smoking buddy.

Fattie
08-21-2005, 05:26 PM
Dogs own.

somebody someone
08-21-2005, 05:34 PM
still dont kno if i shud get my lil bros hampster ripped

Whos Carl
08-21-2005, 05:48 PM
still dont kno if i shud get my lil bros hampster ripped
lol

acrca
04-01-2006, 03:24 AM
ha ha funny shit dude:thumbsup:

3rdEyeVision
04-01-2006, 03:27 AM
my cat sleeps with her paws over her eyes so the light isnt so bright lol its really funny to see.

potsmokingnome
04-01-2006, 03:40 AM
my cat sleeps with her paws over her eyes so the light isnt so bright lol its really funny to see.
Hey 3rdeyevision, this is totally unrelated to this topic, but awhile back you asked me how old I was, and I said 28? how old r u? Its kind of neat seeing someone else from nelson post on here!:rasta:

tootsie roll
04-01-2006, 03:47 AM
k so im ripping some bong hits and im high as fuck i thought about what my mom told me earlier when i asked 'why does the dog always roll around in my room after i vaccum' she said 'cos they wanna let other dogs know that your there family. so9 stupid dog makes it like a task now and i saw her and she rolled around and i cracked up so hard man i luv my dog k so what are dumb things you see pets do plz post.

My pups do that too. It's marking their territory; they also do it all around the property but mostly in their favorite spots. They are very cute when they do that.
My boy dog has one great habit. He loves to help me carry in the groceries. Certain things I won't let him carry cuz of teeth holes tho. lol

Also, we have this one year old cat and she's a riot. She can be in a dead sleep and yet the second I finish changing her litter box, she's right there behind me.................waiting to mess it up.

3rdEyeVision
04-01-2006, 03:49 AM
Hey 3rdeyevision, this is totally unrelated to this topic, but awhile back you asked me how old I was, and I said 28? how old r u? Its kind of neat seeing someone else from nelson post on here!:rasta:


Hey, Im only 16, its really cool that more than one person from such a small town posts on here.I never would have expected to talk to anyone from Nelson on some random forum.

potsmokingnome
04-01-2006, 03:49 AM
oh My one cat everytime you walk by her, she runs to her food as if your going to steal it or something lol its hilarious!

minnesota man
04-01-2006, 03:50 AM
My dog snores so loud, I want to kill him.

potsmokingnome
04-01-2006, 03:50 AM
Hey, Im only 16, its really cool that more than one person from such a small town posts on here.I never would have expected to talk to anyone from Nelson on some random forum.
Me neither I thought I'd be the only one form this hippie infested town! lol

turtle420
04-01-2006, 05:35 AM
I've had a lot of dogs throughout my life... dogs, are definitely, man's best friend....

My youngest one right now, she's very beautiful, ... very playfull... she's a puppy... full of energy... but, I think her brain is kind of small.... lol !

In front of my house, there's a fence... with horizontal bars... Well, my dogs are inside the property.... behind the fence... they can't go outside...
For them to go outside, it's, party time!.

Anyways, my when my newest pup was younger, I was outside playing with her, while she was inside....

She fit between the fence's bars, but... dumb dog...

She put her head out the fence... then one paw.... the the other one... then the full legs... she was... outside!....

Then, she just, pulled everything back in, one by one... and stared at me from inside... beging me to let her out... dumb dog....

.....

Sorry to make this long ass post....

:)

potsmokingnome
04-01-2006, 05:40 AM
lol My cat yells and yells at the patio door, and when you open the door she cautsiously steps out, and then when you close the door behind her she starts yelling to come back in, and when you let her in she goes back to yelling to go back outside lol its quite funny but annoying at the sametime lol

minnesota man
04-01-2006, 05:57 AM
maybe you should just give your cat to that guy that kills catssss. Just kidding. I love cats. Mine is super cool. She looks like she has a little doobie coming out of her mouth. I'll post it one day.

orangeman
04-01-2006, 06:34 AM
This dog is pretty dumb.

Funkamander
04-01-2006, 06:41 AM
OH SHIT! Where'd you get that picture!?!

HiddenBeauty
04-01-2006, 08:04 AM
k so im ripping some bong hits and im high as fuck i thought about what my mom told me earlier when i asked 'why does the dog always roll around in my room after i vaccum' she said 'cos they wanna let other dogs know that your there family. so9 stupid dog makes it like a task now and i saw her and she rolled around and i cracked up so hard man i luv my dog k so what are dumb things you see pets do plz post.

So why the hell do they roll in shit :confused: A dog my mum had did that sometimes and the dog would also hunt and catch mice like a cat.

JunkYard
04-01-2006, 09:51 AM
My dog humps his bed pillow, lol!

HiddenBeauty
04-01-2006, 09:53 AM
You should stick a pic of a dog on it for him,he could choose different pics :D

JunkYard
04-01-2006, 09:56 AM
Maybe I'll just buy him a few stuffed dogs to get off on, lmao

HiddenBeauty
04-01-2006, 10:02 AM
You could chop his nuts off and see if he stops ;)

JunkYard
04-01-2006, 10:06 AM
Ahh, I could never do that to my dog. I'm good so long as he doesn't start humping my leg...

Or my CAT!

HiddenBeauty
04-01-2006, 10:11 AM
That would be some weird puppy/cats you would get.I'm guessing your cat is female lol

higher4hockey
04-01-2006, 10:59 PM
the dog i used to live with (my roomies pooch) was by far the most intelligent dog i've ever come across. i'm convinced that he's a human trapped in a dogs body. he would sit on the couch like a person would, like with his ass under him and his back to the back portion of the couch. i would ask him if he was a human trapped in a dogs body, and he would wink at me. i shit you not. his name is trooper, and oh how i miss that dog.

trooper ~ http://photos12.flickr.com/16013422_35af3fcc5c_m.jpg

dopefiend
04-01-2006, 11:58 PM
^^my cat does the same thing, its crazy! it looks really funny though, cause shes really fat

toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 12:12 AM
i have a pit ...cutest dog ever...
anyway he loves his doys, and one day i was thowin one o those dildo lookin things a round, and he ran slam into a concrete wall so hard that the windows shook.
the dog didnt even wimper, just bounced back, and got the toy...
lol
good times

psychocat
04-02-2006, 01:02 AM
That would be some weird puppy/cats you would get.I'm guessing your cat is female lol


Like these perhaps ? http://boards.cannabis.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2423&d=1092337356 :D ;) :cool:

HiddenBeauty
04-02-2006, 09:26 AM
Psychocat I love the pic it's so cute lol

stonedtom
04-03-2006, 03:12 AM
my dog takes my dads shoes and puts them outside and she only does it to him and only when its raining its hilarious

Kitty Kat
04-03-2006, 02:10 PM
LOL thats funny.:D

orangeman
01-03-2007, 03:02 AM
OH SHIT! Where'd you get that picture!?!

From Bum Fights lol.

MastaChronic
01-03-2007, 03:11 AM
This dog is pretty dumb.

wtf?
is that what i think it is?

4gan2ja0
01-03-2007, 03:13 AM
my dog's pretty dumb, but i love him to death. in my old house he'd make dents in the wall by accidentally bashing his head. also when he'd sneeze he'd always hit his head on the floor lol.

slipknotpsycho
01-03-2007, 04:08 AM
not exactly 'dumb' but lol funny nonetheless... when a dog puts his ass on a floor, with his hind legs sticking way up in the air and starts dragging itself by it's front legs.. i know that's like scratching it's ass cuz of worms or something... but it's funny as fuck... me and my wife call it 'scootin''

partyguy420
01-03-2007, 04:30 AM
my cat will be out side, and ill be sitting on the couch... and its blowing wind so hard out side, that the cat should not have been withing 5 miles of my house... and all of a sudden i start hearing this noise, like some one is trying to break in, so i grab my .22 hand gun, and slide a bullet in, and open the fucking door like a cop, with my gun pointing at the cats head(he was climbing on the window screen) and he just sits there and stares at me... like WTF is that... and WTF dose it do?

Up In Smoke 420
01-10-2007, 01:20 AM
lol I remember posting this. Funny it keeps popping back up. To bad I got my carpet replaced with wood floors. haha wait a minute my dog still does it on the sides of my bed and it's hilarious to watch.

keep it real.

RyanTheCaveman
01-10-2007, 01:31 AM
Well i shine a red pointer light alot at walls and run thema cross the room...(my cats) but the older one finally catches on...i got a story...

About 5 or 6 years ago i was watching tv and i had a laser pointer and my cat was in the room and i was shining it around for him to run around and look retarded. so my grandpa goes to the bathroom and has the door slightly open..so i point it at the door and my cat runs full speed at the door and slams the door shut with his paws. i was laughing so fucking hard...my grandpa comes out saying "dont do that!" and i was rolling..and i siad "it was the cat...he did it! you shoulda seen it. and i was die hard laughing..cuz my cat had a dumb look on his face. my gramp started cracking up too.

I <3 Kittens and cats.

micko
01-10-2007, 02:58 AM
I have a feeling that dogs train us more that we train them. After all, the dogs aren't feeding me, nor would they clean up after me if I peed on the floor (thankfully, I'm fully housebroken).

micko