WTF is this little plant??

[FunkyMonkey]

Hey. I took a peek outside this morning to see how that big rain storm treated us last night. Took a stroll through the yard and immediately spied this little guy and his tiny friend. I was like WTF right away and ran in for my camera. Im going to pull it whatever it is but thought Id see if it just may be what it appears to be first. It has less blades on the leaves than I am accustomed to seeing but there are many strains Ive never seen so its worth asking. If anyone has any idea Id be happy to hear it. Im curious.
:confused:
anyway...take a peek.

[somebody someone]

i rly dont think its weed man, soz

[FunkyMonkey]

yea the camera isnt really showing the serrated edges well, and they are not as deep and Ive seen either.
Im not going to keep it regardless since its just too similar to keep ppl from wandering in if it gets any bigger.

[chris420]

i doubt it its weed but theres only one way to find out :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Don't pull it just yet, fuck other people, if the police come tell them you wouldn't be stupid enough to grow next to the car in the front yard (your drive it looks like) and let it grow and just see what happens, or pull it, and put it back in the ground round the back of your house, either way you have nothing to lose:D

[hipEstoner]

im sorry but its not weed,, its similar in shape but its not,, they're all over virginia

[FunkyMonkey]

If its real isnt that probable cause to come inside to snoop around?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If its real isnt that probable cause to come inside to snoop around?


Could be, but you could say you found it, like you did and also hipEstoner says they're all over Virginia, so you're in the clear my friend lol

[FunkyMonkey]

heres a bit closer showing the serrated edges.( still blurry but its a web cam )
Maybe Ill re-plant it in the gardens in front of town hall if its just a look alike.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Yeah man that's not weed, where I go on vacation have tons of those

[FunkyMonkey]

Well,you guys were right...its officially not a pot plant. I went outside to take a close up of the leaves where they join the stem to bring in to compare... and my neihbour's son was checking me out. Just to avoid any bullshit I took it across the street to the police station like a good law obiding citizen would do. Even if it was pot I didnt want someone elses shit growin in my yard. So the officer was cool about it and told me it wasnt and how he knew it wasnt.Drew me a couple pictures of what a real pot plant looks like and told me how to identify one by apppearance and smell and thanked me and tossed it in the garbage.
He joked a bit and I left.
So, now I know.
That was fun.

[Edgar]

not even close.

[FunkyMonkey]

come on edgar it IS close or I wouldnt have posted. The pictures really dont do it justice. It was enough to make me do a double take.
Im not completely clueless my friend. Have you ever seen maple leaf or ducks foot? There are many varieties and some defy conventional descriptions to the point that even the most experienced amoung us are fooled.
But as it is its just some weed that Ive never seen that decided to grow in my yard.

peace.

[jadeius]

Hey. I took a peek outside this morning to see how that big rain storm treated us last night. Took a stroll through the yard and immediately spied this little guy and his tiny friend. I was like WTF right away and ran in for my camera. Im going to pull it whatever it is but thought Id see if it just may be what it appears to be first. It has less blades on the leaves than I am accustomed to seeing but there are many strains Ive never seen so its worth asking. If anyone has any idea Id be happy to hear it. Im curious.
:confused:
anyway...take a peek.

looks like some sort of mint, or a wild weed....what does it smell like?

[Omun]

It would be safe to let it grow bigger because it is not weed. I can just tell because that plant doesn't have the trademark fan leaves.

[jadeius]

yeah there's no ruffles or anything like that....the smell would be the hallmark of it....

[Edgar]

Funky, have you seen 'it' growing in person? Its pretty distinct, especially when it comes to the smell.

I also wondered about a few weeds before I'd seen the real deal.

So you live right across the street from the police? :eek:

[DankBd420]

i have to agree with edgar. That plant wasnt even close. when i opened this thread and saw that i immediatly started laughing. An dont try to say it is close because its not.

[mellow mood]

its not weed

thats all man. sorry to dissapoint ya

[FunkyMonkey]

Funky, have you seen 'it' growing in person? Its pretty distinct, especially when it comes to the smell.

I also wondered about a few weeds before I'd seen the real deal.

So you live right across the street from the police? :eek:


yup and yup ( thats why I would never grow ;) )

like I said Ive recently been exposed to ducksfoot and maple leaf and that shit breaks the preconcieved notions of what pot should look like. I had to wonder if it was a strain I had never seen thats all.

[FunkyMonkey]

its not weed

thats all man. sorry to dissapoint ya


Im not disappointed though. I keep saying I didnt want it there if it was pot.
No matter what it was I would have killed it.
but thanks for the input man.
Peace.

[Lily420]

That doesent even look like weed...it has sum similaritys but its not weed.

[FunkyMonkey]

yeah yeah yeah i know already.

[Lily420]

lol, sorri dude. Dun worry man shit liek that happends all the time.

[Sprchvy396]

The smell would have definately let you know... Sorry bro

[D.Boone]

i cant beleive u went all the way to the police station to find out if its weed or not anybody coulda told u its not weed just by looking at it. thats some funny shit.

[FunkyMonkey]

Its not that I went there to see if it was weed but I went there to clear it up before my neighbour made a call. read the post man. He's a good kid but fuckin has the cops on the block when he sees the guys across the street walk to the store with their beers in hand.
Im not kiddin man. Id rather walk over and look like a law abiding citizen then have him call me in and have hassles over it.
I have my reasons.

[SIRUS]

hahahhahahahhahahahhahhaahhahahhahahahhahahahhahah ahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha hhahahahahah I can't belive you thought that was weed hahahahhahahahhahahah it's so funny cuz it happend to me when i first started to grow and i thought many plants were weed plants ahahhahahhahahaha :D

[FunkyMonkey]

ok how about this is this pot then? :

[FunkyMonkey]

ok no takers? Some of you were quick to har har before but suddenly silence. Gee did I stump ya?
ok... well its fuckin weed. And so is this:
they dont fit into your idea of what weed looks like?
dont worry I wont laugh at ya.
The top two are ducksfoot, the bottom one is maple leaf.

[htownbigsam420]

i found that plant growing by the track at my highschool lol grows everywhere i think it's some kind of poison ivy actually lol

[duckofdeath]

Funky monkey you're out there dude! First of all who would grow weed in the crack of your drive way? Or maybe someone was driving and they were rolling a joint and they threw a seed out of the window and grew in your drive way! ducks foot and maple don't look like cannibis sorry. were you high when you brought your fools weed to the cops!? that would 've been cool. sorry for all the sarcasm but if you are interested in plants that look like pot but aren't check out a japanese maple tree (only the leaves look similar)

[FunkyMonkey]

Dude it was in the back end of my BACK yard.That vehicle you see is not used .
Ducks foot and Maple ARE cannabis.Those pics were both taken from overgrow.com
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.overgrow.com/sg/images/35/t/t_d5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.overgrow.com/strainguide/Wallyduck/Ducksfoot/1380/&h=90&w=120&sz=38&tbnid=voEsU4mpQrgJ:&tbnh=62&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=15&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dducksfoot%2B%2Bmarijuana%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DG
heres a page with some pics.
I posted them to prove a point...not all cannabis looks like you expect it to.
Educate yourself a bit before you try to tell me anything.

And Ill say it again...I took it there to avoid bullshit that udoubtedly would come via the kid next door and his big mouth. I have my reasons and I dont need to keep explaining them ok.

[Takingsunday21]

"ducks foot and maple don't look like cannibis sorry."

Duh that's what he's saying. I don't think any of the past 12 posters other than Funky even read this thread before they posted. "LIKEZ OMG!!!!111!!1! That iz not W33D!!!11!! You StUPiD H34D!" "H4H4!111!!! LIKEZ I C4nt Believe U TOOK THAT TO TEH Police just to S33 if it WUZ W33D!!!111!1"

He showed the pictures of the ducksfoot, and Maple leaf because they ARE weed but don't look like our pre concieved ideas of it. A little reading comprehension goes a long way.

[Frequency]

Sorry for the ignorance in this thread funky. Some people are just imbeciles when it comes to staying on topic, meanwhile not listening and are already too focused on their lives to give you enough credit you need. I, for one, know you are intelligent and seeing these users "laugh it up" makes me actually laugh at them because they don't realize how braindead they indeed, already are.

[somebody someone]

i rly dont think its weed man, soz

not my bad..

[Edgar]

I've heard of those strains you posted.

Weird stuff.

But that last pic of the dried leaves actually does look like cannabis, (Which it is.) except that the leaf parts are fused together. The first two pics of them where too small and shitty for me to really make out the details.

Too bad about all the shitty remarks.

My first somewhat snide remark was just a knee jerk reaction to that weed which doesn't look much like cannabis at all to me, I assure you that no offense was intended.

Peace

[FunkyMonkey]

ahhhhh some people can and do read!
See guys conversations are much easier and productive when participation isnt just limited to making a quick comment on a few words and ignoring the rest of the information.Not all you responded this way but loads did.
Cheers edgar,fequency, and taking sunday for the last few comments.
goddamn I was starting to get annoyed. 3 sleepless nights didnt help either!

(extra cheers to taking sunday for posting that even after I attacked the shit out of your character on another thread! REspect!)

[Takingsunday21]

Haha, what thread was that?

[FunkyMonkey]

Hehe, I thought you might have missed it because I dont remember being told to shove anything up my ass. Its the 30 plant suprise one.

peace.

[hipEstoner]

hey,, i just got back from my freinds house and he has about 50 of those exact plants and theyre budding in his back yard,, i smoked a fresh bud and got buzzed,, say im stupid and i loser,, but it has real buds,, the one my freind has growing wild are about 5 feet tall,, but no smeell

[Optimus Pot]

Years ago, this Marijuana looking seedling just sprouted in one of my houseplants. I figured out later that it was a cherry tomato plant. Probably got there from a stray seed, when someone was eating a salad. Unfortunately, I didn't figure out what it was till after someone pulled it, thinking it was just a weed, so I never got any little tomato fruits. It was a tough little plant too. Don't smoke tomato leaves though, those are poisonous.

[Optimus Pot]

Tomato fruits aren't poisonous though. Maybe you can put one in a bong or a joint and smoke that.

[NowhereMan]

Hey. I took a peek outside this morning to see how that big rain storm treated us last night. Took a stroll through the yard and immediately spied this little guy and his tiny friend. I was like WTF right away and ran in for my camera. Im going to pull it whatever it is but thought Id see if it just may be what it appears to be first. It has less blades on the leaves than I am accustomed to seeing but there are many strains Ive never seen so its worth asking. If anyone has any idea Id be happy to hear it. Im curious.
:confused:
anyway...take a peek.
i first thought it poison ivy too

dont smoke it,

[FunkyMonkey]

hehe no not poison ivy. I just got over an nasty case of it a few weeks ago. After all my web crawling I can spot one from space now.
lol.


I grow tomatoes, dont worry I dont smoke the leaves hehe.

[ADaisyChain]

that's not weed

sorry if I rained on your parade

[Az.]

^^^LMFAO^^^

after reading the whole thread and then that last comment....i laughed so hard

[mercifulstonerasta]

all the people who were talkin shit too ya? where they gone? lol, glad u proved em wrong! ur bad, at least u owned up to it unlike the people who were slayin u. . .