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Likes to build bongs
08-18-2005, 06:18 AM
Bob Saget is God.
http://www.bobsagetisgod.com
MeatRulz
08-18-2005, 06:22 AM
Bob Saget is gay.
MeatRulz
08-18-2005, 06:23 AM
Sorry to repost but that maybe the gayest thing i have ever seen in my life so again very sorry I am just so stunned........................................... .............. kinda makes me actually feel like theres no reason to live if that guy is actually popular :(
:( :( :(
Likes to build bongs
08-18-2005, 06:25 AM
Read the website, and you will be saved, I didn't beleve at first myself, but once I read, I knew this had to be true.
NoosaHeads
08-18-2005, 06:30 AM
what rhymes with saget.?.
MeatRulz
08-18-2005, 06:31 AM
FAGIT!
FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 06:37 AM
haha thats a good find. That guy is so friggin annoying ( or he was anyway when he was on fullhouse and americas funniest home videos)
He does some raunchy standup now. even jokes about banging the olsen twins.
Likes to build bongs
08-18-2005, 06:49 AM
Dude! Don't dis Lord Saget!! He Will Smite You!!!
MeatRulz
08-18-2005, 06:50 AM
Yea i forgot... sorry i will obey to his every whim. and now i understand him and also understand that he is our savior.

































FUCK THAT.
NoosaHeads
08-18-2005, 06:56 AM
Dude! Don't dis Lord Saget!! He Will Smite You!!!



Is that You mc'cauly culkin.?.
beachguy in thongs
08-18-2005, 06:59 AM
Bob Saget's a good guy, leave him alone, Oh, dear, god, bab soget
FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 07:00 AM
hehe Im spamming all my friends with that site .
Phresher than it Got
08-18-2005, 09:11 AM
people rip on saget because the only two roles hes known for were horribly written, hes not actually like that,
but i am CONVINVED that in a wool cap, stripped sweater and a back pack, he is friggin Waldo, weve been searchin all these years, and it turns out the bitch cheated, he disguised him self as bob fuckin saget, well we got your ass now waldo!
D.Boone
08-18-2005, 12:41 PM
Check This Out BOB SAGET IS SATAN!
http://maddox.xmission.com/saget.html
beachguy in thongs
08-18-2005, 03:32 PM
I think it's safe to say that everyone, in the universe, does not hate Bob Saget because of the lone fact that there are lots of people out there who don't judge a person on his/her performance.
D.Boone
08-18-2005, 06:10 PM
*Note: Bob Saget is a great comedian outside of Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, don't take this page too seriously.
tokosan
08-19-2005, 02:16 AM
HAIL LORD SAGET!
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 02:55 AM
lmao. i wish i read this thread earlier, you cant be serious man!!! lol this pic did it for me.. what a hunk
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 03:04 AM
i emailed him..

Dear Lord Saget,
I am completly overwhelmed by your website, stunned if you will. I have total faith in your work, i have told everyone I've seen, although some may not believe me, thou art mighty Bob Saget. I wish to become one of your deciples, please let me follow you on your quests, it would be a life fulfilment. This may seem a crazy question to start with, but you don't inhale the holy herb do you? Only I am a cannabis farmer, and if we were to meet in person, we could arrange a deal. I can supply you with all the greens you'll ever need. Write back. Yours faithfully, Joe Franzen.
likemclever
08-19-2005, 03:20 AM
Is that You mc'cauly culkin.?.

lol..... I was thinking the same fucking thing...
MeatRulz
08-19-2005, 04:05 AM
dumb...
ADaisyChain
08-19-2005, 06:45 AM
I read the entire thing. :mad:
BalliN
08-19-2005, 07:49 AM
mroe like after seeing that website id say there isnt a god
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 02:17 PM
WHAATTT???!!!!!!

McCauley Caulkin cannot believe this, this thread has angered McCauley Caulkin. McCauley Caulkin is the only god, the creator of all things of this earth.
Bob Saget is merely a washed up tv actor who has resorted to hosting americas funniest home videos, where he tells corny jokes and is laughed at.
On the other hand, McCauley Caulkin is a legend of the acting world, simply by saying the name McCauley Caulkin, you will become a better person and actor.

worry not mortals, McCauley Caulkin has returned
jadeius
08-19-2005, 02:22 PM
Bob Saget is gay.

yeah, he's real fuckin gay, in a bad way, and that's coming from a gay guy...
jadeius
08-19-2005, 02:23 PM
WHAATTT???!!!!!!

McCauley Caulkin cannot believe this, this thread has angered McCauley Caulkin. McCauley Caulkin is the only god, the creator of all things of this earth.
Bob Saget is merely a washed up tv actor who has resorted to hosting americas funniest home videos, where he tells corny jokes and is laughed at.
On the other hand, McCauley Caulkin is a legend of the acting world, simply by saying the name McCauley Caulkin, you will become a better person and actor.

worry not mortals, McCauley Caulkin has returned

SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN RETARDED FAG!!! YOU'RE RAMBLING MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE PURE BLOOD ON YOUR FORGOTTEN SOUL!
SyKo
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
WHAATTT???!!!!!!

McCauley Caulkin cannot believe this, this thread has angered McCauley Caulkin. McCauley Caulkin is the only god, the creator of all things of this earth.
Bob Saget is merely a washed up tv actor who has resorted to hosting americas funniest home videos, where he tells corny jokes and is laughed at.
On the other hand, McCauley Caulkin is a legend of the acting world, simply by saying the name McCauley Caulkin, you will become a better person and actor.

worry not mortals, McCauley Caulkin has returned

lmao ,and what movies have you done lately??
if your really mccauley then how bout you let me borrow a few grand so
i can put my kids thier college
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 02:27 PM
lmao ,and what movies have you done lately??
if your really mccauley then how bout you let me borrow a few grand so
i can put my kids thier college
its not McCauley Caulkin's fault you have failed at parenthood and has now doomed your children to a life of hamburger buns, french fry grease and intercoms.
But if you repent now and accept McCauley Caulkin as your savior, you will still be poor, but you will be rich with the knowledge and wisdom that McCauley Caulkin gives you, and thats what really counts!
jadeius
08-19-2005, 02:37 PM
lmao ,and what movies have you done lately??
if your really mccauley then how bout you let me borrow a few grand so
i can put my kids thier college


please, honey, go to FAFSA.ED.GOV and fill out the FREE APPLICATION FOR STUDENT AID, you will have your kids' tuition paid this way if you are not capable of doing it yourself....that's the only way i've had my own tuition paid so far....it's worth the struggle and misery that it takes to fill it out, and HAVE YOUR W-2S AND 1040'S READY, or whatever tax forms you filled out this past year....i promise it's worth it, and you'll get the help you're looking for, unlike the blasphemer that posts here and sends hatred to all of us....

good luck with your kids' college, it's hell, but it'll pay off in the longrun!!!
jadeius
08-19-2005, 02:40 PM
and no, you haven't failed at parenthood, don't listen to that asshole, he's a little bitch that's hating on everyone because he got his little cherry popped by the ugliest man in the universe, michael jackson...and he wants everyone else to suffer because of it....the little beeyatch....

there is no "good parent" ... you have to be "bad" to your kids to get them to understand what's important...i'd say you're the best parent i know of, just by inquiring and trying to get help for them.....
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 02:43 PM
Jadeius, McCauley Caulkin senses alot of anger and hate inside you,could it be because you are jealous that McCauley Caulkin has millions of adoring fans all over the world, while you have none? McCauley Caulkin feels the answer is yes.
jadeius
08-19-2005, 03:00 PM
NO SIR, i don't need millions of people to make me happy, i make damn well sure that i make MYSELF happy, and until you do that, you'll never know real, true happiness that comes from others...just because i am a true follower of god, i forgive you and relieve my hatred of you...but you don't know happiness because you rely on those millions of people and millions of DOLLARS to make you happy, there is no hatred or jealousy in me toward you, ESPECIALLY not jealousy, i'm being lascivous toward you because you are the devil and Satan himself trying to mislead people from the word of god....and like i said, I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE GOD NEEDS US TO PREVENT SATAN FROM ALLOWING THIS WORLD THAT WE KNOW TO BE OVERTHROWN BY SATAN...


you thrive on that fan base you have, but when will you make YOURSELF happy? it's gonna take the biggest dick on this earth to please you, and that still won't be enough...you need to wake up and get past that fuckin money and all those people that "love" you, you are a spoiled brat and you will NEVER truly be in content....you will forever be in a state of hatred toward yourself, that's the only reason you need to feel that you're god...to deny the hate inside yourself FOR yourself....i don't hate you, but you do.....i love every soul on this earth, regardless of what they say or do....but we'll see what god thinks of you, one day, one time...just wait you asshole....

you can't really be mccauly, he's never been like that as far as i've seen...and if you are him...then chill the fuck out and just be nice and have love....without love, sin and hatred will allow the devil to take this world we know....
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 04:00 PM
actually, jadeius has hit a nerve in this post.................

though McCauley Caulkin has millions of fans all over the galaxy, and women throwing thier panties at the face of McCauley Caulkin, somewhere, deep down inside. .. ... .. .... ..... ......... ... McCauley Caulkin feels alone............ :( :( **cries*** :( :confused:
jadeius
08-19-2005, 04:11 PM
awwwwwwww...don't cry you wonderful thing....we all have to face the truth... i'm not trying to hate on you mccauly (sorry if i'm spelling your name wrong i'm terrible with names)...i would like to be your friend overall...i'm just brutal, i take after my own husband, he has taught me to face the truth, and i don't beat around the bush, so to speak...i'll tell you like it is.... and that's honestly what's best for ya.... when you face the truth, and deal with it, then you'll handle it and do something about it... just be a friend, and i and many other people will be a friend right back to ya.... i don't want to shame you or embarrass you, i just want to befriend you and hopefully help you realize what's right...and hopefully allow other people to find their way to the right thing along the way...it's not for me...i'm not about myself here... i just want to help you be more agreeable to every type of person... we all need friends, and you can't make friends without being their friend too....you're not superior to us, and we're not inferior to you, and at the same time, we're not superior to you, and you're not inferior to us....you're just as equal as we are, for you are a human being just as we are...and we all have our problems, and we work TOGETHER, NOT AGAINST EACH OTHER to correct them....i hope you can forgive any hateful words i've said and just be a friend like everyone else...

love always, jadeius
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 04:14 PM
your mood swings greatly frighten McCauley Caulkin
jadeius
08-19-2005, 04:15 PM
your mood swings greatly frighten McCauley Caulkin


ok, well be frightened, i'm only trying to help and be empathetic...
jadeius
08-19-2005, 04:16 PM
i am a spur-of-the-moment type of person, and i do shift from one attitude to another, just like you say....but that's sometimes what it takes to get to the truth and argue a point...
likemclever
08-19-2005, 04:29 PM
your mood swings greatly frighten McCauley Caulkin

So Mccauley, you and "likes to build bongs" are the same person?
McCauley Caulkin
08-19-2005, 04:32 PM
no no no, do not be fooled by imposters of McCauley Caulkin, there can only be one McCauley Caulkin, and here he stands before you
likemclever
08-19-2005, 05:20 PM
hhhhhmmmmmm.

so you say........... how can we be sure that you are the real Mccauley and not an imposter!
BalliN
08-19-2005, 08:46 PM
we cant
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 08:59 PM
lol franlkly i don't need to know if hes the real deal, its like santa, you never know..
SmokeyPotter
08-19-2005, 09:19 PM
hhhhhmmmmmm.

so you say........... how can we be sure that you are the real Mccauley and not an imposter!

Ye must have faith in the one true savior of mankind, The Blessed Lord Caulkin. Repent and ye shall be saved.
SyKo
08-20-2005, 05:43 AM
if he is the real deal i feel bad for what his life has turned into lol



oh and i dont even have kids yet ,but by the time i do ill be makin enough to put them
through college
Canadabis
08-20-2005, 05:48 AM
teh guy who started this post...the avatar...im speechless...were all goign to burn, well all take turns, ill get mine too.
Birds are stupid, their eggs are on the outside.
Canadabis
08-20-2005, 05:50 AM
no no no, do not be fooled by imposters of McCauley Caulkin, there can only be one McCauley Caulkin, and here he stands before you

oh my god you sucked in party monster, i loved that movie...
Did you really eat all that penis?
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 10:36 AM
your mood swings greatly frighten McCauley Caulkin
lol
F L E S H
08-20-2005, 02:37 PM
I'm just trying to figure out why McCauley Caulkin always refers to himself in the 3rd person, and always uses his own full name everytime... :confused:
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 02:52 PM
do not question McCauley Caulkin
beachguy in thongs
08-20-2005, 03:02 PM
oh my god you sucked in party monster, i loved that movie...
Did you really eat all that penis?


Looks like McCauley is giving us the silent treatment and, I don't know, I think it may have been something you said, Canadabis. LOL
jadeius
08-20-2005, 07:18 PM
i feel so sick because of this thread, why do i let shit like this bother me? it's retarded....

mccauly is such a blasphemer, and he will know it one day, before any of us realize it...
MeatRulz
08-20-2005, 08:32 PM
He will wake up one day and think "what the fuck am i doing man im gay" im pretty sure he will do that once he is older than 12.
Edgar
08-20-2005, 08:53 PM
He was funny on Entourage.

Bob Saget i mean.
mike jones
08-20-2005, 09:50 PM
i feel so sick because of this thread, why do i let shit like this bother me? it's retarded....

mccauly is such a blasphemer, and he will know it one day, before any of us realize it...

I feel sick because I just realized I read this whole thread. I want 5 mins of my life back!
D.Boone
08-21-2005, 12:28 AM
I feel sick because I just realized I read this whole thread. I want 5 mins of my life back!
i hear that. i cant beleive these mofo's. WTF!?!?!