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Kurupt3Z3
08-18-2005, 04:51 AM
:confused: :o :( :( ;) :) :mad: :p :p :p :mad: :eek: :D
sorry youll have to excuse my many serious brain lesions

Check out my cat, shes stoned and FAT AS SHIITTTTTTT!!! This bitch gets the munchies like crazy and eats peoples weed or any type of food really. Anything i chew on she chews on so i chew on this one bench by my pool right after m y dog pisses it on then SHE COMES AND CHEWS ON IT!Omg its great....i guess u had to be there
!!HAHAHAHAHAHYBVGSAGJGHKJHJKLH AHAH AHHAH OOOooooo 0oo000oOO O O OO O OMG OM OMHG HELL YA HELL YA . ......damn .. . ..... .woah .. . . ... . . damn babyd//f//h/....g.,.,.g,..that was intense..... .. . . .. . ... .. . . .. . .. . . .. . .. . hogjk


ps. i also chew on chlorine tabs, water faucets, pretty much any coinage or cureency i find, ciggarette filters, and jumpropes
ya well im out enjoy the pic (i included my finger for a size comparison))

Anonymous
08-18-2005, 04:53 AM
crack is whack man

NoosaHeads
08-18-2005, 04:58 AM
Correct me if im wrong.
but you let your dog pee on a table leg then you chew on it to teach the cat how.?.

Kurupt3Z3
08-18-2005, 05:03 AM
please dont question my motives

oncea420alwaysa420
08-18-2005, 05:05 AM
Here is the real PIMP CAT

NoosaHeads
08-18-2005, 05:10 AM
This is the Cat...

Kurupt3Z3
08-18-2005, 05:12 AM
ok yours may be bigger but mine has like 2 inch long legs and runs really fuckin fast for a fat ass cat and she shits ebverywhere which all add up to a funniness score of 106 on the Von Dukurwicz scale. lets see you counter that

NoosaHeads
08-18-2005, 05:16 AM
I think it was Lulu who originally posted this..
I liked the Pic so I saved it...
it might not be fat But it knows what it wants...:D..

oncea420alwaysa420
08-18-2005, 05:25 AM
I would have to say my counter is that my cat shits in his litter box only and is very clean. He weighs 21 lbs. He fights with me and chews my arms up so he gets 108 points on the Michen Von Tyson scale.

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 05:26 AM
So many of you find it funny to intoxicate your pets that there should be a permanant forum for you idiots to gather in and laugh about how funny you are.
That way those of us with respect for other lifeforms dont have to see yet another display of you celebrating your cruelty.
I cant even begin to address how unintelligent you appear with your initial post Kurupt.
I simply dont get it and find it vulgar, immature, and cruel, as I have said many a time.
Flame me all you want guys. I wont be responding to any posts from retards like you defending your idiocy with shit like "he WANTS to get high" or "she LOVES it when I restrain her and blow smoke in her nose". You want more from me search my posts.
Open the door and let them out of your hotbox.

oncea420alwaysa420
08-18-2005, 05:29 AM
I never once have gotten my cat intoxicated with anything at all. I was just posting a fat ass cat in response to another fat cat. so calm down dude
I do believe it is wrong to get pets stoned as well but people will do what they do and no matter how much we give a shit it won't change. :(

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 05:36 AM
hey oncea420... I wasnt referring to you man, I've read your posts.
And yeah I know idiots will always be idiots and I wont change it but I wont ignore it either.
peace.

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 05:38 AM
Damn I wasted post #420 on shit like this.

tokosan
08-18-2005, 06:03 AM
:confused: :o :( :( ;) :) :mad: :p :p :p :mad: :eek: :D
sorry youll have to excuse my many serious brain lesions

Check out my cat, shes stoned and FAT AS SHIITTTTTTT!!! This bitch gets the munchies like crazy and eats peoples weed or any type of food really. Anything i chew on she chews on so i chew on this one bench by my pool right after m y dog pisses it on then SHE COMES AND CHEWS ON IT!Omg its great....i guess u had to be there
!!HAHAHAHAHAHYBVGSAGJGHKJHJKLH AHAH AHHAH OOOooooo 0oo000oOO O O OO O OMG OM OMHG HELL YA HELL YA . ......damn .. . ..... .woah .. . . ... . . damn babyd//f//h/....g.,.,.g,..that was intense..... .. . . .. . ... .. . . .. . .. . . .. . .. . hogjk


ps. i also chew on chlorine tabs, water faucets, pretty much any coinage or cureency i find, ciggarette filters, and jumpropes
ya well im out enjoy the pic (i included my finger for a size comparison))


I reccomend you see a doctor Mr Fatcat.

oncea420alwaysa420
08-18-2005, 06:05 AM
cool man. Yeah , I love my cat. I have had him since he fit in my palm.

screwedcork
08-18-2005, 06:11 AM
you are insane.

i like you.

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 06:42 AM
I have 3 of my own and all they get is catnip offered to them.
Thats all they need, potent buds only. No sticks and stems from the store.
Homegrown smelly buds!

3 Sheets To The Wind
08-18-2005, 11:53 AM
My cat is here walking around and rubbing her face on the table (rubbing scent onto it lol) and she says "hi" to everybody:D

D.Boone
08-18-2005, 12:01 PM
my cat will kill u fool!

Az.
08-18-2005, 12:27 PM
my cats fat.....it could crush your cat with its mighty cat weight......

best watch your back





ok yours may be bigger but mine has like 2 inch long legs and runs really fuckin fast for a fat ass cat and she shits ebverywhere which all add up to a funniness score of 106 on the Von Dukurwicz scale. lets see you counter that
and i think its dukowicz.....lol...sorry

robert42
08-18-2005, 12:29 PM
MY CATS FATTER THEN ALL

My cat weights 3.7 Stone i dunno how many pounds that is, HE IS HUGE

The vet urged us to put him on a diet but we beef him up :D

Az.
08-18-2005, 12:34 PM
i just weighed mine and it falls short at 1.3 stone.....BUT my other cat will crush your catS with its mad stompy cat paws

robert42
08-18-2005, 12:38 PM
MY CAT CANT WALK PROPERLY! BEAT THAT :p

Az.
08-18-2005, 12:41 PM
LOL.....i........cant.....defeated again

D.Boone
08-18-2005, 01:01 PM
my cat has a knife cant u see! hes got a big has hunting knife and hes gonna cut u! Hes A lean Mean Killing Machine!

lizka4200
08-18-2005, 01:43 PM
my great dane will kill all of ur smelly dumb cats

robert42
08-18-2005, 01:43 PM
mycat was in NAM

FUCKING NAM!

LOVElife
08-18-2005, 02:16 PM
mycat was shot between the eyes by someone who thought he was "gook", DAMN AMERICANS!!

Glad to see another Nam Veteran Rob!

hahaha

LOVElife
08-18-2005, 02:18 PM
my great dane will kill all of ur smelly dumb cats
Yeah, but your shitty little dane will be CHEWED TO BITS off my Japanese Akita! .....

...Also its from Long Island....Whats it guna do....out surf BADBOY kody my dog!

lizka4200
08-18-2005, 02:29 PM
personally...i hate animals....so im not going to argue this....cats are the worst..and dogs r up there...if aliens looked down on earth and saw these two living things 1 dog and one humnan...he would say whos walking who....and whos in charge..i wish i was an animal someone clean up my shit..someone pay for my food..someone give me ahouse to live in and all i gotta do is lay around ..please id love that life...i think its not fair

robert42
08-18-2005, 02:29 PM
mycat was shot between the eyes by someone who thought he was "gook", DAMN AMERICANS!!

Glad to see another Nam Veteran Rob!

hahaha

hahaha

what regiment was ur cat? my cat was in the 3rd platoon under Sgnt. Fluffy Socks command.

lizka4200
08-18-2005, 02:30 PM
and my dog doesnt swim..just casue im from long island doesnt mean i surf or even go to the beach..i like my pool a lot better..the beach here is DIRTY

st0n3r
08-18-2005, 02:31 PM
fuckin prick, sudnt get animals stoned its well cruel....shame on ya 2 4 letting it get fat.

Frequency
08-18-2005, 02:39 PM
A lot of fat cats have diabeties. Have fun. : ]

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 02:51 PM
i wish i was an animal someone clean up my shit..someone pay for my food..someone give me ahouse to live in and all i gotta do is lay around ..please id love that life...i think its not fair

ahhhh the life of a teenager....lol

FunkyMonkey
08-18-2005, 02:52 PM
daboon your cat lloks like he means business. I love that pic.
looks like he shanked you a tad in the leg too. lol

lizka4200
08-18-2005, 03:28 PM
i wish i didnt have to be a paralegal and make money and live off my parents

mercifulstonerasta
08-18-2005, 04:56 PM
fuckin hell guys this shits so funny, i usesd 2 have 2 cats before we went to gambia then my grandad tokk them for us. i never got em high, i usesd to get my dog high lol, just made it chill alot. then in gambia we got a puppy and since it was like 8 moonths old i was gettin him high, it was so funny, i think he liked it. i had to post because i read a post bout this site be in borin, then u read somethin like this, its crazy!!!!! an if the people who dont like or dont argree wit gettin pets high, why even click click the post in the first place? just a thought . . .

looseends
08-18-2005, 05:47 PM
...now i'm really not a "cat" person, but i've seen enough to ask, "just what in the blue blazes are you feeding them?!!!" roast pork? those pussies are huge!!!!!! :D

D.Boone
08-18-2005, 05:56 PM
daboon your cat lloks like he means business. I love that pic.
looks like he shanked you a tad in the leg too. lol
yea he can be an ornry little bastard. hes not very big but he sure can bite and his claws will dig under your skin. he kills mice and birds and any small rodent stupid enuff to walk thru our yard. and yea he got me got me good.

jacquelyne
08-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Cats are yuck to me sorry.They stink and they are nasty and scratch and go feral in the bush and kill wildlife.BUT my sister does have a cat and it a big grey thing and its called blue something now thats a pretty cat and kinda nice but i wouldnt have a cat shitting and pissing in my house even in a litter tray it makes me feel sick.Shit people here make a big deal if cats are outside and they get wasted if they are not desexed.Have u all ever come accross feral cats they are not nice.One wrapped itself around my forearm, dug its nails in and was biting me with its wicked needle sharp teeth.It was in a good position for me to smash it against the wall a few times connected to my arm.Evil shit was determined he wouldnt let go for ages and my arm was blood everywhere.

oncea420alwaysa420
08-19-2005, 02:13 AM
Ok enough already. LOL here is the real killing machine!