Rules of Blunt Smoking

[MaDd]

-Person who rolls it sparks it he is entitled 4 hits two to get the blunt lit and then his two hits
-Dutchies goto the left phillies goto the right (most of you just smoke any blunts so pass to the left)
-Puff Puff Pass
-Shottes count as a turn
-Person that is going the shotte me take a hit to get it lit
-Never Skip Rotation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This rule is enforced
-If you drop the blunt two options
a.You turn your hand around the person who is next on the blunt slaps your hand hard ass hell
b.your skipped
-Playing Chicago
:The game chicago when the blunts comes back to the roller you can start playing. What you do is take a nice hit and hold it in till the blunt comes back to you. When you pull you must say Chicago when you pass it and not let go.:
-Usually what we do is bump 5 on it (we each put $5.00 on the weed) but if you have someone you are sparking up (he didnt pay) he should go last and depends how you feel about him should go last on the CIPHER(THE ROTATION OF THE BLUNT) and i have some times even left the roachie to people i sparked up
-Playing Superman
:You play super man when your blunt is almost done and your on the roach. you see your friend with the roach in his hand you call Superman. He must then swallow the roach:
-If your smoking in a big group with 6 heads or more. i hope there should be more then one blunt. so we usually split in groups of 2 or 3 with 3 people in it and our own blunt and we cipha!
-When smoking with 2 peoples you can vary the puff puff pass to puff puff puff puff pass etc
-WHEN SMOKING A PUFF DOESNT NOT COUNT TILL YOU EXHALE. meaning you can hit the blunt hold it in and pull a couple more times with out letting go and that counting as only 1 hit
-NoBogarting the blunt (we dont call it this) trying to sneak in hits and yeah
-No Slobbin the blunt. people who make tounge love to the blunt ;/
-Try to make sure people know how to smoke a blunt i smoked one time with this keep he grabbed it tight like a ciggerate too too hard lol be gentle and open your mouth gently put your lips on it and inhaled not to much pressure

I think thats it nothing else that i can remember!
these are our rules i have a camera so ill take pics of our CIPHAS!

[Nochowderforyou]

Talk about picky rules. Whatever happened to just lighting one up and smokin it with some buddies. Now it has to go certain directions, there's a limit to how many hoots you take, you drop the blunt you hit me? Try that with me. I'll knock you out faster that you can blink.

The person who rolled up the stash, gets to choose who gets to smoke it, and can have as many hoots as he/she chooses. You don't like that, then bring your own stash or you get none. You try and enforce any of rules on me I'd tell ya fuck right off. Ettiquette is one thing, but rules? :rolleyes:

[Profane Motherfucker]

You've completely fucking neglected the entirety of why we smoke weed - TO RELAX!!!

Fuck that anal-retentive nonsense, you little pussy.

[MaDd]

Talk about picky rules.
::yes and we follow them::
Whatever happened to just lighting one up and smokin it with some buddies.
::sorry we dont have money too just light up::
Now it has to go certain directions, there's a limit to how many hoots you take, you drop the blunt you hit me?
::we put 5 dollars we want to get as high as we can, when you have 5 guys holding you down (and yes we have done it) then we will all take hits on your ass::
Try that with me. I'll knock you out faster that you can blink.
::lol seen people just like him before::

The person who rolled up the stash, gets to choose who gets to smoke it, and can have as many hoots as he/she chooses.
::then how bout when you get someone who is selfish and wont share and smokes most of blunt before you even get 1??::
You don't like that, then bring your own stash or you get none.
::member we all put $5 ON THE "stash" (isnt a stash were you hide your weed??)
You try and enforce any of rules on me I'd tell ya fuck right off.
::youll be one lonely stoner out here just you and your "stash"::
Ettiquette is one thing, but rules? :rolleyes:
::its worked for 3 years since i can member::

the games we use to play we dont anymore

[MaDd]

these rules are not meant to be taking word for word but thse are the guides we use i mean yeah we all chill and relax but like i said
i live in the city we dont just buy weed ourselves and share with people cause people out here who dont have money would bum a smoke everytime.
everytime i smoke i swear we have one or two guys that never have money that try to get on the cipha and they guys are not bums they just dont work lol and always broke. so just like in the streets you have laws that regulate you we have them too and depends the group on how we enforce them. plus its fun cause you get to argue like "wtf you took 3 hits" and bugging out playing chicago! its not that serious if you take the concept

[RastaKaze]

jesus i swear that shit is a joke man i live in the city too all my friends talk the same shit... SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TO SMOKE IN PEACE :mad: why can noone understand... weed is not a contest

[MaDd]

what part of the city?

[Fattie]

Roll a fucking jay if you wanna count hits. A few of those rules apply, like uhh, never skip rotation but other than that, it blows. Blunts are for people who like to have as many as 8 hits in one turn. Noone cares, cuz they know they can have that many too. But yeah, etiquette definitely comes into play everytime you smoke anything, but the reason for blunt is for chiefing.

[MaDd]

and why cant you guys respect our rules and have yours
lol so negative claim to be these peace loveing stoners then respect
that, thats the way we smoke and thats it i hate it when i get neagtive shit going

[RastaKaze]

Im in brooklyn, Im in queens, Im in da bx. I'm in manhatten... there are no limitations when in comes to smokin weed in the city! :) you'd think the opposite wouldn' ya

[RastaKaze]

stupid ass nypd.. i swear they are the most oblivious cops on earth

[MaDd]

lol they worse then jersey pigs
lol
tampa is bad though

[RastaKaze]

yea but the jersey popo's drive alot worse :D lol

[Profane Motherfucker]

And Jersey smells!

[RastaKaze]

ahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhha oohhhhhhh ssshit that is funny lmao it does smell i just realized that shit! now i kno what that horrible smell is when i smoke by the river... WHATS ACROSS IT :D

[MaDd]

LOL stfu north jersey is the 6th borough! u live in the suburbs i am guessin though

[RastaKaze]

who me or profane? i STAY in the city

[MaDd]

oooo
lol you seem like your from the village lol
hahahaha
dont know if u got that one

[RastaKaze]

OMG lol your so FUNNY!!!! ......not really. I was makin a joke about your city, not your sexuality. watch yourself, man

[Nochowderforyou]

oooo
lol you seem like your from the village lol
hahahaha
dont know if u got that one
:rolleyes:

[NightProwler]

none of my friends give a damn about equiteque, we try to make sure everybody gets equal ammounts of hits, and thats about it.

[MaDd]

lol
whoa lol
:) u know jersey and ny cant compare but were on the same map though

[Smokey McPot]

these are the rules me and my dawgs fallow, two hit pass and roller gets to spark. Thats it.

[Phresher than it Got]

jesus christ, our rule is dont break the rotation, and dont get greedy, and even if you do mistakenly break rotation, the worst that happens is the rotation changes!! chill out when you smoke, it aint about keepin it uptight and all "sacred"
i can understand when you dont have money you like to keep things fair, us suburbian teens arent the richest people in the world either, but we dont all shove poles up our rectums before we toke up

[screwedcork]

stupid rules like those are why i prefer to smoke alone.... so i can chill out and not have to worry about shit

[slipknotpsycho]

if you ever tried to tell me all these rules i'd say fuck it, go get me five bucks and get my own blunt. there are certain rules you named that i do follow, but that's just too goddamn many, especially with a blunt, by the time it gets half way down i'm going to be so stoned all those go out the window

[MaDd]

some where rules and games
and lots of the time we just blaze with people were not really cool with.
example some times ill be chillen inside a corner store drinking a juice waiting for any of my friends to come to smoke with and someone comes in the store and buys a dutch and i seen him before. ill say hey can i bump with you. if he says yes we already know the rules and we just chill and smoke i mean if i drop the blunt lol hes not going to hit my hand or anything (thats a game you play with your friend) but i am not going to say anything just going to bump and chill. anyone get this. gtg to work

[nakedgunner]

dude u are a fucking retard dutches go left phillies go right haha

[NightProwler]

shotties count as a turn? isn't that just when someone blows the smoke in your face?

[lizka4200]

im from long island and we follow all those rules...yea chicago and hitting isnt ALWAYS followed...only when ur bored and its ur 6 blunt...and ur just trying to have some fun...but u dont want to be greedy on the blunt and u want to make sure noone gets skipped so it goes a certain direction..its not to much to ask..its not like i sit there and count how many hits everyone takes.....when ur used to it its not alot at all...im totally with u madd..where are you from?

[lizka4200]

shotties are given to everyone therefor its not considered a hit when u get one..each person gets one..we call it a round of shotties

[Optimus Pot]

This guy slapped my hand when I dropped the blunt, that pissed me off because I bought the blunt and the weed. This guy never bought shit! Too many heads on the blunt no one gets high. I think more than 3 people is a waste on a blunt, because no one will get stoned, unless you have another blunt to pass around.

[lizka4200]

if ur going to smoke with 4 pdole u need to blunts....3 is a crowd anymore than that we say fuck it

[MaDd]

lizka i am from NORTH JERSEY lol
i am glad we agree its cause these kids just buy 8ths and probally roll fucked up stupod blunts lol they dont know its a art!!!
i dont ever just spark up my boys once in awhile if i have madd money i might but its not we take turns sparking each other happens with me and my cuz but not my boys
i roll my blunts like a black and mild!!!
and yeah idiot DUTCHIES GOTO THE LEFT
HAVENT YOU EVER HEARD THE SONG FROM THE 80'S
"PASS THAT DUTCHIE TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE"
download it from musical youth and they from england lol
phillies goto the right and we only use phillies for dymes and dutchies for 20
another thing we dont like and happens when people talk alot with the blunt in there hands

[NightProwler]

what exactly is the difference between a dutchie and a phillie? are they brands of cigars?

[MaDd]

lol
a phillie is a cigar with tabacoo in it and a single wrapper around it
making it easier to roll for newbs but a duthie is the same thing as phillie but a whole other leaf around the paper under it making it way harder to roll
just to take off the leaf right is a mission then putting it back on.
phillies burn way faster then a dutch(REAL NAME:DUTCH MASTER:) and dutch since has that extra leaf burns chillen and last longer and can hold more inside

[Killa.Kali]

You people with your "rules" :cool: you stress the hell out too much.

-roll it
-light it
-hit it
-pass it

and if you ever hit me ill make sure your mother cant have an open casket at your funeral -.- what the fuck is with stoners and hitting people? around here if you hit someone you better make damn sure you got a reason, either that or you can knock em the fuck out with one hit :D also theres only two party fouls that deserves any punishment -- wetting the weed in a bong or spilling the water, then you have to drink the bong water, if it all spilled then you do it next time you have bong water handy :D

just chillax guys, rules are for stiffs and suckers

as Scarface said - JUUUUUST SMOKE IT YO!!!!!!!!

[tylerkane]

Scarface is stupid tho :)
4 hits?
Fuck that

[NightProwler]

lol yea by smoking weed, your already breaking the rules. why make more?

[Killa.Kali]

Scarface is stupid tho :)

For real B?!

[tylerkane]

imo
All the wiggers and "ganster" mexicans in my school kind of ruined it for me. The non stop repeating of every famous quote from the movie

[MaDd]

i think he was talking about someone here on the forum named that lol
pretty sure lol
we sometimes do 3 puff pass depends

[6 Point Joint]

i got rules like that too but we dont slap each other hands we call it a violation and if u wit da right (or wrong) muthafuckas u could get jumped but i dont smoke wit them unless they buyin. and in chicago we dont call it chicago we call it baseball. but now i smoke wit peaceful muthafuckas otherwise its a contest to see who can steal da most lighters

[Towelie]

Dam know I need a blunt after hearing all these stupid rules

[Killa.Kali]

imo
All the wiggers and "ganster" mexicans in my school kind of ruined it for me. The non stop repeating of every famous quote from the movie


I was kinda talkin about Scarface from Half Baked, u know the stupid mexican who bought the dog and named it killer? not "Say hullo to my littttel frend!" Scarface.

[lizka4200]

madd..no one understand that rolling blunts is a form of art....i can unleaf and twist in the car while were dirving im so ussed to it by now thats pretty much all i smoke..and i dont let others twist my blunts...i only like to smoke the way i like it rolled..i only trust some poeple to do it...and i gotta now ur good at it..why am i going to waste 1.5 of weed for it to burn real fast and hit real shitty

[tylerkane]

im a idiot, sorry kali, lol
I like that scarface..
should of got it after you said
"for real b!!!!!"
lol

[kindbuds]

Damn just spark the mother and blaze that shit until your jolly.

[Killa.Kali]

madd..no one understand that rolling blunts is a form of art....i can unleaf and twist in the car while were dirving im so ussed to it by now thats pretty much all i smoke..and i dont let others twist my blunts...i only like to smoke the way i like it rolled..i only trust some poeple to do it...and i gotta now ur good at it..why am i going to waste 1.5 of weed for it to burn real fast and hit real shitty

You remind me of a tweaker...

CHILL

THE

FUCK

OUT!!!

Ya rolling takes practice and with the right skills it can be fun just to roll but jesus on a stick its weed...its not like your dick is in a meat grinder here...if you happen to mess up YOU WILL SURVIVE!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

madd..no one understand that rolling blunts is a form of art....i can unleaf and twist in the car while were dirving im so ussed to it by now thats pretty much all i smoke..and i dont let others twist my blunts...i only like to smoke the way i like it rolled..i only trust some poeple to do it...and i gotta now ur good at it..why am i going to waste 1.5 of weed for it to burn real fast and hit real shitty
so tell me, do you smoke other people's "shitty" rolls as long as it's not your weed?

[rajking86]

Madd, sorry bud, but those rules are too much for me.

First of all, verbally voicing these rules amongst your friends is enough for me to walk up out the room if i was there, but just chill out man.
we all got etiquette, why try and make some social gathering with rules and bs etc?

[MaDd]

no lol we dont read to say rules before we smoke
the rules were made up by smoking weed like well be smoking and think of them and say them out loud. like yeah
ia m ripped right now
but the rules were never writen

[EciRonTog]

Every once in a while we get a tard that tries to act all thug telling us about these smoking rules and shit.

The way we do it is, whoever bought the weed makes whatever rules he wants. Everyone else should just be damn happy that they are smoking for free.

[HighTillIDie]

-Person who rolls it sparks it he is entitled 4 hits two to get the blunt lit and then his two hits
-Dutchies goto the left phillies goto the right (most of you just smoke any blunts so pass to the left)
-Puff Puff Pass
-Shottes count as a turn
-Person that is going the shotte me take a hit to get it lit
-Never Skip Rotation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This rule is enforced
-If you drop the blunt two options
a.You turn your hand around the person who is next on the blunt slaps your hand hard ass hell
b.your skipped



all of the above rules are more or less unsaid truths... except rotation goes whichever way i pass it after i tax it

[lizka4200]

nah i dont smoke the blunt if its shitty..thats the thing ..thats why i have to roll it..and i dont have a dick im a girl..and i am deffaintly not a tweaker...dont get me wrong ive done almost every drug enough times...but i aint a tweaker...done shit like ghb and every type of pain killer..acid shrooms ..all the good stuff but i never got into that shit..tried it but ehh acid is way cooler

[lizka4200]

who wants to smoke a shitty blunt anyways?..let smeone who knows what there doing to roll it so everyone can enjoy it

[MaDd]

yoo lizka i imed you <<maddis**** yeah
so just hit back

[lateralus]

True, a lot of rules kind of illiminate the purpose of a peaceful session, but I'm sorry - People who slobber all over the shit need to be DISCIPLINED! EDUCATED. On how not to spit all over a damn blunt.

[stankystank]

Talk about picky rules. Whatever happened to just lighting one up and smokin it with some buddies. Now it has to go certain directions, there's a limit to how many hoots you take, you drop the blunt you hit me? Try that with me. I'll knock you out faster that you can blink.

The person who rolled up the stash, gets to choose who gets to smoke it, and can have as many hoots as he/she chooses. You don't like that, then bring your own stash or you get none. You try and enforce any of rules on me I'd tell ya fuck right off. Ettiquette is one thing, but rules? :rolleyes:
and it shouldnt take more than a hit to spark a blunt you must have weak lungs

[slipknotpsycho]

takes 2 for me and a torch lighter, but that's because unless i got enough to roll a sweet the size of a quarter i'm not rolling it.

[lizka4200]

madd i am only online at work and i lave it on so i wasnt there when u imed me....but id love to talk to with you..so well be in contact soon..these people dont know the difference of smoking and smoking properly

[partyguy420]

shit.... fuck those... well dont slober on the blunt and dont skip rotation are good rules.... but if im not mistaken.... those are part of the etiquet(SP?) and when your smoking a blunt not to many ppls care how many puffs u take... u could smoke half the blunt and most ppls wouldnt care...espshialy if its only u and another person. smoke the damn thing and have fun...

[lizka4200]

i agree partyguy....but hey all these rules are unspoken amongest the people i burn with..its not like evry time we sit down to have a sesion were like ok this this and this....its not like that

[dankness42o]

i agree partyguy....but hey all these rules are unspoken amongest the people i burn with..its not like evry time we sit down to have a sesion were like ok this this and this....its not like that
you are bitch when itt comes to smoking too many rules man

[MaDd]

wow over here we care lol if u pull more then 2wice
liz i got you next time i see u on