Tips for taking off bras. [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

pikes peak 69

08-18-2005, 03:21 AM

Ther's no hole to fuck under a bra, why take it off. j/k
I also have problems getting them off, I usually fumble around for awhile, then she(wife) says "here let me get that". Then I titty fuck her and slide it in her mouth afew times.
I don't think there is a wrong way to take one off, as long as you don't destroy it or the melons it holds.
peace
pp69

slipknotpsycho

08-18-2005, 06:40 AM

i can't never get those fuckers off >.< it's like they're trained to only be removed by a woman's hands or something. i can turn the chick around and stare at the mother fucker and try for 10 minutes and still not get it off, i gave up on it. i just move it the hell outta my way as i see fit, or stick my hand inside of it.

Stedric

08-18-2005, 06:43 AM

i can turn the chick around and stare at the mother fucker and try for 10 minutes .
Man you can't get a bra off by staring at it, believe me I've tried.

beachguy in thongs

08-18-2005, 07:40 AM

Yo, grab with one hand, pinch both straps together so they are adjacent, find the latch, squeeze harder then pop.

tokosan

08-18-2005, 08:11 AM

they are quite simple only an idiot would have trouble undoin them

slipknotpsycho

08-18-2005, 08:58 AM

guess i'm an idiot then, i know how to take them off, but the hooks never wanna seem to cooperate with me.

beachguy in thongs

08-18-2005, 04:09 PM

guess i'm an idiot then, i know how to take them off, but the hooks never wanna seem to cooperate with me.

It's just like rolling a joint. All you need is three fingers.

bssman

08-18-2005, 04:42 PM

Ther's no hole to fuck under a bra, why take it off. j/k
pp69

LMAO! very under rated.

mellow mood

08-18-2005, 04:43 PM

lol taking off a bra is hard? are u guys stupid? its only a lil clip u just take em off i mean if u have problem taking em off man practice on your mom's bras LOL

Memphissss

08-19-2005, 07:17 AM

say "bitch get naked"
i like how you think...
nah but the ones that have the clasp in the front are a alot harder to undo..... :mad:

beachguy in thongs

08-19-2005, 11:49 AM

Those are the ones my sister used to wear. At least you can slip her tongue while you're taking it off.

beachguy in thongs

08-19-2005, 11:49 AM

Not your sister.

McCauley Caulkin

08-19-2005, 02:00 PM

McCauley Caulkin usually uses telekenesis to remove womens bras and panties. but many times, the women that surround McCauley Caulkin (which is around the thousands) are not wearing and bra or panties.

yes mortals, McCauley Caulkin has returned

Not Enough Herb

08-20-2005, 04:43 AM

^ lmao i love this guy

dont even worry about the bra. all thats there is boobies and weve all seen and played with them many times before...yawn

tell her to undo her own dam bra then ram it in the ol poopshute while her hands r busy and she cant stop you

muahahaha im the sex god

*cough*

uhhh yea

later

mellow mood

08-20-2005, 08:40 PM

i said it, and ill say it again, practice with your mom's bras

pikes peak 69

08-21-2005, 12:17 AM

I asked my mom if I could practice on her bra and she slapped me. I toldher I didn't want to do anything more, just practice on removing her bra with one hand, so I would beable to do it with other girls.

LimpBizkitRMV04

08-21-2005, 12:33 AM

this is one fucked up thread and i diont see how anyone has a problem with it i never did :)

Fattie

08-21-2005, 02:08 AM

What I hate is when its in the front, and you dont realize it and reach around to the back. Fucking fuckers.

papaw

08-21-2005, 07:23 AM

Just pull the straps off her shoulders and slowly work the bra down. Kiss on her breasts and stomach as you slide the bra down off her breasts. Then just move your way on down south. She won't realize you don't know how to get her bra off (from my experience ladies hate it when you fumble around with their bras, because you seem like a total amateur, but I'm sure a lot of cool chicks would probably think it was sweet) When things start heating up you can just leave it on or she can take it off while you're occupied with other things. Trust me, it works.

Lily420

08-21-2005, 07:58 AM

I'll take it off for him, but even i have trouble lol

robert42

08-21-2005, 11:54 AM

USE SCISSORS

Reefer Rogue

08-23-2005, 04:36 AM

Am i the only one who thinks using their moms bra is weird?

lizka4200

08-23-2005, 06:10 PM

yup i dont even bother letting u fucks try..ur all so dumb...just ask dont be scurrred haha

stoner spirit

08-23-2005, 10:20 PM

Trying that on your mom's bras?... you're fucking crazy. :eek: :eek:

mellow mood

08-24-2005, 12:22 AM

if hes too dumb to take off the bra than practice on your mom's. lol

and yes this is weird, but i dont have to do it anyway :D

dboy

08-24-2005, 08:00 PM

Some folks call it a swingblade, I call it a kaiser blade.

caddyman

08-25-2005, 12:07 AM

I could never get the knack of taking them off so I just pushed it up and sucked like a baby

Pichacho

08-26-2005, 08:41 PM

i only just figured it out. find the hooks, and its like snapping your fingers! But my gf used to laugh at me cuz i couldnt do it. W/e, its cool now.

mand

08-27-2005, 08:12 AM

Hello Reefer Rogue :) I have to say this thread has made me smile :)
Reading all the guys saying "I can't undo a bra", it's a myth ;) .

Believe me I have never met a guy who took longer than a heartbeat in unfastening a bra ;)
However you ask him to fasten them back up for you, guess what :confused: ..............He becomes all fingers and thumbs and it's "mission impossible" :rolleyes:

I really do believe that quite a number of guys sit at home practicing undoing their mums bra's :)

love mand xxx :)

Max Blast

08-27-2005, 10:54 PM

Mand,

Hmmmm ..... Just gotta love a girl whose bra comes off easily ;-)

Really Mand you seem to get more intrigueing with every post.

Max Blast

mand

08-28-2005, 07:37 AM

Oh my word Max, I dont believe that I've every been thought of as a woman of intrigue before :)

True what I say though, guys must practice how to unfasten a bra ;)
It's when you wear a front fastening one, now that really confuses and fustrates them ;)

love mand xxx :)

stinkyattic

08-07-2007, 06:10 PM

Hey let's keep this respectful. Rape isn't something to joke about. I had to clean this up a bit.

slipknotpsycho

08-07-2007, 06:53 PM

Hey let's keep this respectful. Rape isn't something to joke about. I had to clean this up a bit.

man... i miss all the good shit =/

GraziLovesMary

08-07-2007, 07:18 PM

Hey let's keep this respectful. Rape isn't something to joke about. I had to clean this up a bit.

Holy shit.. when did you become a mod?? Well congrats anyways

GraziLovesMary

08-07-2007, 07:21 PM

Yo, grab with one hand, pinch both straps together so they are adjacent, find the latch, squeeze harder then pop.

No shit man, its even easier for us cause we can just give em the ol "hug, slip and tug" instead of having to reach our hands around our back. My ex had to put her bra on backwards then turn it around. But then again, she has to do alot of things the "special" way. God Im so embarrassed I dated her, lol.

Mississippi Steve

08-07-2007, 07:26 PM

<sigh> As I said in another post, There is a huge differance between making love with a woman as opposed to just having sex or fucking.

Removing a womans bra can be very sensual and a huge turn-on for both, or it can be painfull for her and a huge turn-off. Slow down and take your time, both of you will enjoy it a whole lot more.Think about it in terms of her taking your pants off.... same deal....you got a belt, buttons and/or zip. her taking them off of you can be an incredable turn-on, or it can hurt like hell if you get caught in the zip or....
Slow down and take your time... let her show you how to do it, then practice with her.
Its not just about the guy getting off, its all about extreme pleasure for both.

birdgirl73

08-07-2007, 07:30 PM

Front-hook bras make everything so much simpler. Or no bra at all!!!

stinkyattic

08-07-2007, 07:32 PM

Removing a womans bra can be very sensual and a huge turn-on for both, .

right right.

Start with the straps, don't just go in for the kill. The hooks can come later.
A little neck nibble, sliding the straps off... it's nice. Take your time. ESPECIALLY if it is your first time with the girl. Bras are a pain to put on, and some of us chix get annoyed when guys just assume it's okay to take them off right away. Especially if they are some cute frilly silky thing that we just spent $50 on! It's there for you to enjoy, play with a bit, and then LATER remove... :D

Oh Grazi- that happened over the weekend. I've been behind the scenes in Cultivation for a while already though.

stinkyattic

08-07-2007, 07:35 PM

Front-hook bras make everything so much simpler. Or no bra at all!!!
Ah yes, like your PERKY avatar!!! *sigh* it must be nice... I'd be embarrassed to have my man catch me after a hike or workout or whatever and discover that the girls are double-bagged. Pun sorta intended... but 2 layers of bra, sports plus underwire. Otherwise it's boing boing boing. And ow! ow! ow!

slipknotpsycho

08-07-2007, 07:44 PM

Ah yes, like your PERKY avatar!!! *sigh* it must be nice... I'd be embarrassed to have my man catch me after a hike or workout or whatever and discover that the girls are double-bagged. Pun sorta intended... but 2 layers of bra, sports plus underwire. Otherwise it's boing boing boing. And ow! ow! ow!

o.0 strangely enough i know exactly what you're talking about....

rocktheganj

08-07-2007, 07:52 PM

i like how you think...
nah but the ones that have the clasp in the front are a alot harder to undo..... :mad:

fold it[the little clip thing between her tits] in half, and pull up.

khronik

08-07-2007, 10:01 PM

I can take off a bra one-handed. Pretty convenient when my other hand is "otherwise occupied." :D

There are two sides, a hook side and a loop side. The hook side is generally on top, and it's pretty easy to feel which side is which. Once you know which side is which, you can hold the loop side against her back with your middle and ring fingers, then hook your thumb under the reinforced end on the hook side. Then you can use your thumb to pull the hooks toward your other fingers, using your index finger to guide them out of the loops.

A quicker but slightly trickier way involves pinching the two sides so that it folds right where the hooks meet the loops. Then just slide the two sides in opposite directions to pull the loops out of the hooks.

I'm not sure I should be sharing this forbidden knowledge... someone had better give me reputation ;)

40oz

08-07-2007, 10:05 PM

I don't see what all the fuss about taking bras off is. Any monkey could probably do it.

pass_the_dubbie

08-07-2007, 11:28 PM

It's one of those things you get used to and dont give it up its only a bra its not gonna kill you :thumbsup:

....or so you think...

lol taking off a bra is hard? are u guys stupid? its only a lil clip u just take em off i mean if u have problem taking em off man practice on your mom's bras LOL
:wtf: niiice

Coolstoner

08-07-2007, 11:39 PM

LOL.... Yeah... I had a few hard time taking off their bra off sometime. Those little hooks they got on the bra! They are pain in the ass. They're no fun when I'm horny as fuck and I wanna suck those titties. She just laugh and thanks god... they are very understandable. They were able to take the bra off for me! The rest... I can do it on my own!!

spliffstar22

08-07-2007, 11:43 PM

i just pull the bra down, like under the titties, and she'll either take it off after awhile, or leave it on for the fuckin, there really is no difference......

higher4hockey

08-08-2007, 12:53 AM

its as easy as snapping your fingers. and i dont mean snap your fingers and she takes it off, i mean put your fingers on the back of it and use the motion of snapping your fingers. and poof its off before she knows you''re taking it off.

birdgirl73

08-08-2007, 01:22 AM

Stinky, I'm still laughing over the term "double-bagged"!! Ah, how nice it must be to have to worry about such volume to need extra support like that. We who are relegated to the modest C-cups of the world (or the B-pluses) often find ourselves wishing for more buxom girls.

I have to hand it to Dave Byrd. In his day, he was a wickedly fast bra-remover. I adopted the front-hook approach after we were engaged. Before that, he was like lightning with a back-hook number. Almost like a pick-pocket or a wallet-thief, where I hardly even knew it had happened. By the time I realized the girls were free, he'd moved on to parts south and I was already beginning to lose awareness entirely. Therein lies the reason I had to marry him.

GraziLovesMary

08-08-2007, 09:11 PM

Haha I dunno but its never been a problem for me. Lots of practice I guess, but even with no practice, the simple mechanics of the loop and hook never managed to elude me lol. I usually do it right handed while facing her, so the right hand goes around to the back, the thumb holds the loop part in place usually at the forefront of the reinforcement backing, then two or three of my other fingers usually just flick the hook off. If its being difficult, I just pinch it in between the long parts of my index and middle finger and pull... an extra second.

But like stinky mentioned, I enjoy waiting a while first and teasing... then unhooking it when she least suspects it, but not taking it off.. moving elsewhere so she forgets its even unhooked... hmmm I should probably just stop here lol. Its been a few months and will likely be even longer :p

slipknotpsycho

08-08-2007, 09:18 PM

ok this isn't me, but i just have to give the 'general male response' (not really general but you understand what i mean)

"why bother wasting time taking it off... the panties is what you want to drop!"

:D

i still have problems, i understand the concept and all... but those damn hooks just never wanna cooperate for me... i can do it with time but i don't understand how some of you can be all smooth and just do it in fluid motion... it's like after the girl put it on she had a friend bend the hooks down with pliars :p

snowblind

08-08-2007, 09:45 PM

peice of piss, get your thump on one side of the clasp and your index finger on the other.

bend the index finger like a u so the the \ _ / flat bit is the other side

pinch the clasp up a little bit

then twist it

i usually use my right hand soooo i twist clockwise, i dunno if in american the clasp is different.

if its just simple hook usually u dont ahve to twist just pinch a little harder

then let you hand go and viola

snowblind

Reefer Rogue

08-09-2007, 01:02 PM

Lol, i forgot i made this thread. Anyway, back when i made this two years ago, i admit i didn't have a lot of experiance with bras but i'm much more knowledgeable now thankfully. It's weird though when i'm with my g/f coz well usually a guy will go up a girls shirt but it's usually me putting my arm around her and going down the shirt. Man i love double d's. :D

snowblind

08-09-2007, 01:08 PM

swing low sweet chariots

;)

snowblind

Matt the Funk

08-09-2007, 05:26 PM

ReeferRogue, I hope you learned how to take off peoples bra's by now lol.

BongVader

10-31-2007, 08:44 PM

Yo, grab with one hand, pinch both straps together so they are adjacent, find the latch, squeeze harder then pop.

exactly what this dude said, its not hard at all

FlyGuyOU

10-31-2007, 09:23 PM

you don't need two hands. as long as its not some 10 clip demon you can just take one side on your thumb and index finger and then semi roll them together. pop! and the ladies are free.

Squiggle

10-31-2007, 09:37 PM

I've never had trouble with this...

But the reason I never have trouble with this is because I have yet met a bra hooks that wont bend when pulled hard enough...

Just reach around grab one side with the left and one with the right pul hard with your HANDS not your arms and she will never know till she looks at her bra...

"till she looks at her bra" if your with a girl like mine... Youd better be able to run faster than she can...

I remember the first time we were getting hot and heavy in her room when we were 16... 5 years later still with her shows how cool she is...

Well anyway on a Twin size mattress... (I was a big ole feller at the ripe age of 16 (6'4 245lbs) anyways i reach around and tried to undo it didnt work so I just pulled and broke it and yea... we did it finished and we layed in the bed and she simply said and me my bra so I did...

Not knowing what I had done she looks at the clasps throws the bra on the ground slaps me in the face grabs my shoulders rolls me over we fucked again when we finished I started to get dressed and she started laughing...

Her:"Where are you going"
Me:"no where just getting dressed"
Her:"Hehe, Lemme see your wallet"
Me:"Ok"*Throws wallet*
Her:"Yay you have money we get to go shopping"(Not really those exact words but may as well have been that
Me:"Ok what do you want?"
Her:"A new bra"
Me:"Oki we can go"
Her:"Oki sweetie I love you"

and yea... so thats how I decided I was NEVER going to let a woman see my wallet EVER again!

(Oh by the way I still pay for atleast one bra ever month or so)

But not because I break em because I LOVE them...

So my tip is...

Just break it...

Worked out for me!

meatw4d

10-31-2007, 09:45 PM

she'll love when you scissor her $40 bra off

Canadian_Cron

11-01-2007, 05:21 AM

when your getting into it jus reach up the back of her shirt and unhook it and pull it off from under her shirt:thumbsup:

kikoraa

11-01-2007, 08:41 AM

1 HANDED!
SO QUICK SHE SAYS..... "Where's my bra?"

snicklefritz1825

11-01-2007, 09:23 AM

1 HANDED!
SO QUICK SHE SAYS..... "Where's my bra?"

If you tried doing that with a tight bra you'd hurt a girl.

4osiris

11-01-2007, 11:37 AM

Yo, i was looking through all these threads but i didn't find a thread about bras. I know some guys have trouble with this, and could use some tips so i'm making it for them. So, ladies or gentlemen, any tips for the unexperianced in the art of bra unhooking?

Squeeze and release(one handed), brother. Use the tension against the bra. Fluidity is key. It's always worked for me and you won't ruin the moment fiddling!