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BlueCat
08-16-2005, 09:40 PM
Isn't this cute? It made me smile. :D
Lily420
08-16-2005, 11:16 PM
Lol, thats cute!!! I like the wtf bitch one! Its da best! :D
Pass The Rizla
08-16-2005, 11:18 PM
Ha made me smile :)
Frequency
08-16-2005, 11:22 PM
Ha made me frown :(
Az.
08-16-2005, 11:23 PM
lol... i like it :)

i like the =( and the OMG one
mellow mood
08-16-2005, 11:38 PM
lol cute
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 04:00 PM
I found another one...LMAO :D
robert42
08-17-2005, 04:06 PM
lol thats cute i love cats!!!!!

what would u rather have

100 CATS AND 10 SPLIFFS
OR
100 SPLIFFS AND 10 CATS????
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 04:08 PM
most definitely 100 spliffs and 10 cats....
robert42
08-17-2005, 04:14 PM
butthink u could trade the 100 cats, u could trade like 90 of them for like 900 spliffs :p
Az.
08-17-2005, 04:18 PM
and youll end up with 900 spliffs and 20 cats......lol
highjinx
08-17-2005, 04:18 PM
lol thats cute i love cats!!!!!

what would u rather have

100 CATS AND 10 SPLIFFS
OR
100 SPLIFFS AND 10 CATS????

i would take 100 cats and 10 spliffs.

then smoke the spliffs and sell all the cats to buy more weed! :D

But i'd keep one cat and teach him how to roll J's with all the weed we got from sellin his friends! :D

Dont compromise, improvise! :cool:
Az.
08-17-2005, 04:20 PM
no i got it wrong....you would have 910 spliffs and 10 cats......id probly trade 98 of the cats
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 04:25 PM
You ever tried to sell a cat? lol

I guess you could smoke the spliffs with prospective cat buyers... :D
robert42
08-17-2005, 04:27 PM
ACTUALLY

My cat PIKACHU gave birth to 6 KITTENS we got rid of 5 of them and kept the 1st born (Juvé) the other 5got snapped up quick :p

so yes sellign cats is pretty simple u can sell cats to:

Kebab Shops
Dixy Chicken
KFC
African People
Chinese Take Away Outlets
and Rat Infested Hostels
highjinx
08-17-2005, 04:28 PM
Hey Bluecat, you lookin for any feline companions?

about 99 of them!?
Az.
08-17-2005, 04:36 PM
so yes sellign cats is pretty simple u can sell cats to:

Kebab Shops
Dixy Chicken
KFC
African People
Chinese Take Away Outlets
and Rat Infested Hostels

LMFAO!
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 04:42 PM
LMAO sorry highjinx I'll help you with the spliffs tho...

Kebab Shops
Dixy Chicken
KFC
African People
Chinese Take Away Outlets
and Rat Infested Hostels

That's just evil....lol :D
robert42
08-17-2005, 04:44 PM
:rolleyes:

;)
highjinx
08-17-2005, 04:57 PM
Do you think if you fed a cat food colouring, its fur would change colour??

how come you got so blue, Bluecat?

food colouring!? Eating blue crayons maybe? :p
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 05:03 PM
My kitty is white I could color her pink....nah she would kill me..lol
highjinx
08-17-2005, 05:20 PM
Just color the ears and tail! that would be cool! :D
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 05:22 PM
OMG that would be funny....
highjinx
08-17-2005, 05:30 PM
Go on!

Use sum kids face paint that will wash off or sumthin!

If you do, can you send me a pic! pleeez. :p
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 05:41 PM
maybe for halloween.... :D
highjinx
08-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Spoilsport. :p lol.
BlueCat
08-17-2005, 06:01 PM
The dyes might hurt her precious little kitty skin....

but the spray on stuff could be fun at halloween....
highjinx
08-17-2005, 07:04 PM
Spoilsport! :p lol
Frequency
08-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Ha made me frown :(
BlueCat
08-18-2005, 02:59 PM
Ha made me frown :(

Which part??
Frequency
08-18-2005, 03:04 PM
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
colton
08-18-2005, 03:05 PM
ACTUALLY

My cat PIKACHU gave birth to 6 KITTENS we got rid of 5 of them and kept the 1st born (Juvé) the other 5got snapped up quick :p

so yes sellign cats is pretty simple u can sell cats to:

Kebab Shops
Dixy Chicken
KFC
African People
Chinese Take Away Outlets
and Rat Infested Hostels

Ha Ha they prefer Dog but im sure wouldnt turn there noses up at a bit of moggy meat!! Swear to god thats the speciality at my local kebab shop - Alsation!!
BlueCat
08-18-2005, 03:26 PM
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

my signature? It is from Nazi literature but IMHO it fits today and makes me frown too. I am going to change it back to this one...it fits even better.

Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
Frequency
08-19-2005, 12:54 AM
nope, your signature didn't make me frown. I just pasted it because I felt like it.
BlueCat
08-20-2005, 03:03 AM
well Frequency, you have managed to confused the hell out of me...but thats ok I am use to it. :D
robert42
08-20-2005, 10:27 AM
Frequency chats shit