"Nothing, I just have to get people to like me"

[beachguy in thongs]

A guy came to my door and said he was in this really cool contest. I asked him what he's trying to sell and he says, "Nothing, I just have to get people to like me." But then, he asked for a donation to a children's group of my choice, he had a list of them. So, I'm sort of joking with him and when he pulls a booklet of magazines out, I said, "I knew it, no, I can't buy anything, dude." He offers me $1 for a cigarette, I said "OK" and as I was walking away he asked if I smoke Marlboro's. I said, "No, Kamel Reds." He told me that I was the first person he's ever known to, actually, smoke Kamel Reds. I was like, "I'm the only one I know." I'm thinking $1 for one cigarette, so I grab him two and when I went to hand them over he grabbed them and started to leave. I smiled and said, "Where's my dollar?" He pulled out two and gave them to me. He said, "Oh, yeah, man, these are premium cigarettes." He came to my door for a donation and ended up donating $2 to me. Any strangers been at your doors lately?

[BlazinHaze]

I used to live with a tweeker glasshead who was hot as hell with the cops. So, if strangers came to our door, she would wigg out and hide and I would have a weapon ready. That guy would have freaked us out bad; we would've thought he was an undercover...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Lol
Um this happened like 8 months ago or something? Anyways A WHILE AGO. I was gettin stoned with like 3 ppl plus this dealer and we were at my house. So were gettin stoned and we here knock knock knock. So im like fuck who the hell is thaT? fuck that im not opening it. So one of the chicks is stoned and deciedes shes gonna open it(it reaks like weed in the house) and its some black guy whos selling vaccums. Anyways long story short, he came in smoked a bowl with us and bought some from the dealer. Wasnt a undercover guy or anything. Scary but tight.

[SmokeyPotter]

Lol
Um this happened like 8 months ago or something? Anyways A WHILE AGO. I was gettin stoned with like 3 ppl plus this dealer and we were at my house. So were gettin stoned and we here knock knock knock. So im like fuck who the hell is thaT? fuck that im not opening it. So one of the chicks is stoned and deciedes shes gonna open it(it reaks like weed in the house) and its some black guy whos selling vaccums. Anyways long story short, he came in smoked a bowl with us and bought some from the dealer. Wasnt a undercover guy or anything. Scary but tight.

haha, Yes! That's exactly what I would have done. "Sorry man, I really don't need a vacuum, but come in and smoke one for your troubles!"

[lizka4200]

did anyone know that we have THC receptors that we are born with in our brains....now why would "god" make us humans with those receptors if the only way to get them working is by putting THC in your system...why would "god" grow weed for us to smoke with thc receptors in our brains that cause creativivty..but not want us to smoke the fucking plant? the only thing that has thc in it is weed..so he obbiusly wanted it smoked by us..

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

did anyone know that we have THC receptors that we are born with in our brains....now why would "god" make us humans with those receptors if the only way to get them working is by putting THC in your system...why would "god" grow weed for us to smoke with thc receptors in our brains that cause creativivty..but not want us to smoke the fucking plant? the only thing that has thc in it is weed..so he obbiusly wanted it smoked by us..
So was THC the stranger at your door? lol

[lizka4200]

i wish

[mellow mood]

lol funny story. but nope, no strangers came to my house.

[Lily420]

Haha. Funny story.

[Frequency]

One time this guy named once came over at one o clock and said hey what time does the hour say one are we one of those people with only one socks i said no there were two he said one time i had a chick and she gave me a buck twenty to buy a popsickle i said one more time and i'm slapping that's when one hundred and one kids barged in and made up stories about black guys and vacuums i'm like wtf and we said one more time and sure enough one more girl came in and made up a story about cammel reds. :L

[Az.]

that was really hard to read frequency.....hard to make out who was saying who....

[Frequency]

wow, I didn't already know that.

[beachguy in thongs]

Did you know, Frequency, that you're as bad at spelling as you are at copying?

[mrdevious]

did anyone know that we have THC receptors that we are born with in our brains....now why would "god" make us humans with those receptors if the only way to get them working is by putting THC in your system...why would "god" grow weed for us to smoke with thc receptors in our brains that cause creativivty..but not want us to smoke the fucking plant? the only thing that has thc in it is weed..so he obbiusly wanted it smoked by us..

but, do you know if they're strickly THC receptors, or receptors that act on natural brain-produced chemicals that have similar properties to THC? I've actually been rather curious about that one.

[mrdevious]

Hehe, oh yeah, I remember a door story now. when these 2 Jehova's Witnesses came down our driveway, my sisters boyfriend said throught the living room window, "nope we're not interested". they replied "but don't you want to talk about god?" to which he replied "why? I am god! and I'm getting really sick of everybody talking about me all the time. geez, I've been ignoring everybody for 2,000 years and you guys still won't leave me alone!". they just turned and left :D

[beachguy in thongs]

At least they didn't throw stones.

[kablam]

Haha... some mormon missionairys came to our door when I lived with some ol' friends of mine. That house had pipes, bongs, all kinds of drug posters and shit like that. It also ALWAYS smelled like pot. Anyway, there were about 5 or 6 heads over blazing some chronic. Everyone was baked so we invite them for... just for shits and giggles. They were like "Blah blah blah church of jesus christ blah blah blah" and we were just passin the blunts around and shit. Long story short they bring up being pure (no booze, coffee or anything like that) and we scare them into thinking they were going to have a contact high. They left all quick like and we hear one dude starts crying outside going "Oh my lord forgive me!". haha

[Reefer Rogue]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! :D