Yes They are here

[mikeo14]

I hear the alarm buzzing, a piercing chalky-like cry- I gather my helpings and encourge the young-un's to feed upon the vast amounts of delecasies set upon thier beaming eyes. We feel the terror the hair raising chill you have when ur in the dark and do not know what to expect. The tv turns on by itself coincidence you ask? no, it's them they will be here shortly I murmur to the koala bear in a high chair next to me biting into a savory chickin thigh. He nods his head, over and over again I ignore this action and go to my windows.

As I look over the horizon I see the undead marching toward my house peering from the woods as I close the french doors and lock them tight I peer out knowing, waiting ,preparing for the moment they will strike I set voyage toward my room finding a large spider in the eastern most corner of my room. cyclops you ask? no. Simply a clueless cabbage patch. they claim to know thier victory has succeded , but they have yet to discover that the war has not even begun.

[st0n3r]

my god ur fucked up.

[robert42]

1 bullet my friend.... 1 bullet

[beachguy in thongs]

I avoided the barrage of young 'uns with Trojans.

[mikeo14]

I avoided the barrage of young 'uns with Trojans.

oh my god that's ingenious!you must join me in this war. so what shall I do if the orks ferociosly attack with bundles of bean bags?

[BlueCat]

So Mike when do I get to read the next installment?

Will anyone be safe? lmao

[stoner spirit]

Go to the nearist knife shop and buy the biggest blades that you can find, then go to the nearist gun shop, and buy the biggest guns and automatic rifles. Make sure you have thousands of rounds of ammo, food, water, survivle gear, candles, batteries, and lights. And oh, get ahold of the Anarchist's Cook Book and use some recipies from there.

[duppy man]

Go to your closet get your best running shoes and do one, all the Dead to life movies ive watched it takes them 10mins. to get 20yards you could run rings round them and have fun to boot

[nakedgunner]

lol

[somebody someone]

no.

[mikeo14]

So Mike when do I get to read the next installment?

Will anyone be safe? lmao

lmao i've never laugh so hard at my computer (except in one post on this site where a perma-tripper thought he was a glass of orange juice that cracked me up forgot what thread it was though). Yeah Ill put a second installment on this forum i doubt anyone will read it but I will just so u know that someone, a main character may die... thats all i telling you!

[rajking86]

Damn mikeo.....you straight off that salad fingers vibe bro

[OzzyOz]

is it even possible for zombies to exist?

[WalkaWalka]

well by zombies do you mean flesh eating dead or people controlled by the goverment
In any case having guns with night vision or infrared scopes never hurt any one

[NoosaHeads]

Koalas dont eat chicken they eat people...

[mikeo14]

Koalas dont eat chicken they eat people...

:eek:Holy shit he wasn't eating chickin fingers then he was eating people fingers! I'll get night vision they just came over the hill an it's been two days the zombies hav gotten about 40 yards they are real slow i've listend to you guys' advise I got some ak's and an m16 I set up sand bags around my house, by the looks of it they should be here in about a month. Anyone else ever dealt with zombies ?!?!!? plz im running out of time

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

:eek:Holy shit he wasn't eating chickin fingers then he was eating people fingers! I'll get night vision they just came over the hill an it's been two days the zombies hav gotten about 40 yards they are real slow i've listend to you guys' advise I got some ak's and an m16 I set up sand bags around my house, by the looks of it they should be here in about a month. Anyone else ever dealt with zombies ?!?!!? plz im running out of time

Okay heres whats got to happen. Fuck all the other advice get one(or a few) of those big industrial fans(u know what im talking about). We'll(we meaning everyone here at cannabis.com)bring the weed. (catchin on yet?) then we get the zommbies high or something right? Then they deceide instead of flesh they want doritos, but whats this? NO DORITOS FOR THE DIRTY ZOMBIEs, and thats how the story ended.

[mikeo14]

lmao doritos that sounds great I wish i could get high I need some cash to buy some weed maybe i'll see my dealer today at school I need to buy like at least a half a gram it's not at allmuch but it'll do for a buzz everyday for a week...instead of flesh they want doritos lmao..make me laugh whenever I read it

[mikeo14]

stoned penguin i don't no if i can any longer trust you, you too are among them just look at that horrible link promoting zombie violence in your signature what do you and ur undead "friends" think you are going cause it won't work.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

stoned penguin i don't no if i can any longer trust you, you too are among them just look at that horrible link promoting zombie violence in your signature what do you and ur undead "friends" think you are going cause it won't work.
lmao omg im stoned and.............LMAO!

Damn you foiled our plan, see we really wanted you to get us stoned because then we get major munchies for flesh and we have these primal instincts that let us be stronger then we are. so weed is like power and we if we eat brains well stoned we trip out like as if on acid, you like hallucinate and see everythng from the persons brains childhood. Its crazy only did it once, i thought i was a human the whole time! IT WAs so fucking scary

[mikeo14]

holy shit man that must've been fucking awesome to see a childhood man like black and white flashbacks of playing on the see-saw when they were 6yrs old. welll thats kinda cool I should think about joining you guys we can always talk this over some brains or somethin if u like. :rolleyes: I choose my avatar because once when I got really stoned I saw that, a black guy saying hey im junior is was so weird on one of my first times high so ifound a picture of a black dude and drew it. ok since school starts today im off to school!

[D.Boone]

lmao i've never laugh so hard at my computer (except in one post on this site where a perma-tripper thought he was a glass of orange juice that cracked me up forgot what thread it was though). Yeah Ill put a second installment on this forum i doubt anyone will read it but I will just so u know that someone, a main character may die... thats all i telling you!

the perma tripper who thinks he is a glass of orange juice. i bet they got that from the movie SLC Punk in that movie devon sawa has a bunch of acid in his pocket and it melts into his thigh. he starts trippin so hard he thinks he's a glass of orange juice.

[BlueCat]

ok first off Sadam Hussien is a dorito eating zombie and



Originally Posted by NoosaHeads
Koalas dont eat chicken they eat people...

and cats you forgot about the cats....GEEZ. :rolleyes: :D

[duppy man]

well by zombies do you mean flesh eating dead or people controlled by the goverment
In any case having guns with night vision or infrared scopes never hurt any one

that is one of the avs that ate the kittens