stoners need to stick togther and take eahcothers advice..so please help

[lizka4200]

im getting randomly drug tested..by my parents...i aready got probation down pat...they test for water levels at probation and watch you pee therefor....any detox drink will work or simple dilution iif you feel safe enough.....for outpatient..
(at least the one i go to ) they test for creatine and water levels ...i failed my intake like that..ive been using someone elses pee in my pants...its not supervised...but the problem is now my mother who knows i use someone else's pee (shes found it and im not a minor but live in her house) is going to randomly test me and problably watch??....how the fuck do i continue smoking everyday about 4 grams and still pass...no way right?..maybe someone has an anwer and can help..or you guys think i should just abstain for the month she is testing me?...please reply...stoners need to stick togther and take eahcothers advice...

[NightProwler]

well.... i suppose you could tape a pouch of piss onto your gouch (below your nuts) and have a real thin tube along your dick and kinda push on the pouch as your pissing... sorry thats the best i can think of

[OzzyOz]

just buy a detox drink
there $40
they work supposedly, very well

[lizka4200]

im not a guy and i dont have a dick so i wont be able to push anything near my dick....and the detox drink aint going to help because its random and it only works for a few hours....are there any that just keep you clean besides strip?

[NightProwler]

sorry, i donno y i just assumed u were a guy. but anyways i think excersizing alot and drinking a fuckload of water flushes out your system pretty well.

[geoffrowley19]

ur nota minor? anyway you can move out? thats ur only foolproof option

[lizka4200]

nah i am not aminor but my parents do pay for everything and i wouldnt want to fuck that up..ya know....and theres only one way to do that..i think i am just getting sic of it and i am done here

[lizka4200]

she made me take a test this morning...i told her to go fuck herself cause she knew the results...i havent smoked in 5 days and i feel wierd....what can help me feel a little more upbeat..and not so pissed off

[BlueCat]

WTF This is not my business but if you are not a minor and your mom is wanting to watch you pee I don't care what the reason that is fucking weird. Tell her to get lost for god sake. YOU ARE NOT A MINOR.

sorry...but damn I could not see forcing my kid to pee in front of me...Get a job and move out don't put up with that crap.

[lizka4200]

im a paralegal...i have a sick job...and she only watched me bc she knows that for outpatient rehab i use someone elses pee...shes found it many times...and i jsut got arrested for having it bc they thought it was pcp....they dismissed the charges but still i got caught with pee..shes wasnt looking me in the eyes...she just made sure i didnt use someone else's...i would move out..but its ridicoulous to live here in NY and thats where my job is..im also not married...i have a bf but still im not letting him pay for the whole place....i have to wait till im married..u want to move in with me??..haha:)

[lizka4200]

i havent not smoked for a full day for 5 years..july 4 ...i rember the exact date i was away at a wedding...since then i vowed i wouldnt do that..didnt break my promise till this week its been 5 days :) i feel good..but pissed bc im doing it for that bitch...its kind of for myself casue i cant put up with her its ojnly for a month...but i was an everyday smoker..like 4 or 5 blunts on average a day...like 6 grams u know

[Breukelen advocaat]

i havent not smoked for a full day for 5 years..july 4 ...i rember the exact date i was away at a wedding...since then i vowed i wouldnt do that..didnt break my promise till this week its been 5 days :) i feel good..but pissed bc im doing it for that bitch...its kind of for myself casue i cant put up with her its ojnly for a month...but i was an everyday smoker..like 4 or 5 blunts on average a day...like 6 grams u know

Unless you have a benefactor, or grow it yourself, it must cost quite a bit to use "like 6 grams u know" every day. If you cut down to maybe a gram a day, you'd probably be able to afford to move out. Even if you pay 5 bucks a gram (which is very cheap for NY), that's 25 dollars a day, and if you do the math you'll see how much you could save: $750.00 a month by cutting down. If you pay 10 bucks a gram, that's $1500 a month savings.

[lizka4200]

to bad i dont have to pay for it..maybe that would help

[lizka4200]

got rehab today....hopefully all goes well coworker peed for me

[lizka4200]

didnt get tested awesome