Quotes

[Whos Carl]

What the best quotes you have seen on here on anywhere else

[bssman]

â??Quitting smoking is easy, Iâ??ve done it thousands of times.â?�
Mark Twain

[Whos Carl]

gud gud
found this 1

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

[beachguy in thongs]

This is cool, it's from an 80's Rush song:
"From first to last...
the peak is never passed.
Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes.
One moment's high...
And glory rolls on by.
Like a streak of lightning that flashes and fades in the summer sky." - Neil Peart

[F L E S H]

I read my sig in a column in The Onion about a guy who attracts crazy chicks... I thought it was hilarious!

[Nochowderforyou]

"Revenge is a dish...best served cold"
I can't remeber who wrote that one, but, I stand by it ;)

"If you serve God for money, then you serve the Devil"
-Jedi Mind Tricks

[red662]

ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country, (cheers from the crowd)
one small step for man(beep)one..giant leap for mankind.
i did not have sexual relations with that woman(later retracted this staement when they found biological evidence on her dress). man what was the girl doin framin her dress on the wall with the title" the dress i gave bill a bit off head in) or she just doesnt wash her clothes,lo set up big time, i wouldn mind shes nice lookin the woman in question.

[red662]

ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country, (cheers from the crowd)
one small step for man(beep)one..giant leap for mankind.
i did not have sexual relations with that woman(later retracted this staement when they found biological evidence on her dress). man what was the girl doin framin her dress on the wall with the title" the dress i gave bill a bit off head in) or she just doesnt wash her clothes,lo set up big time, i wouldn mind shes nice lookin the woman in question.
i know u asked 4 qotes i gave a few and my 2 cents worth lol