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NowhereMan
05-30-2004, 08:31 AM
losing plants to animals can be so frustrating,and heavy burden to bear.
i want to kill ever lil bambi bitch i see,when its them,
every lil cuddly rabbit is my enemy,the lil weed eating turd makers
these animals have been made my enemy by a goverment that wont let me grow a few plants in my yard where i could keep them safe from these critters.


i just lost some plants to animals,.and im thinking
vension steaks sounding mighty good
anyway had to get that off my chest or go shoot some fucking deer

herbalmedicine
06-02-2004, 12:48 AM
nowhere man, when your plants are very small, for the first month grow them all in a tiny area in party cups covered in plastic polythene and mesh, its really simple to do....... it means the deer and rabbits wont be able to munch them.

Try it

sawleaf
06-02-2004, 03:57 AM
Here's what you need to do. Go to the local barber shop and get some human hair in a bag. Put that in a pair of panty hoes and hang it from a nearby tree. Also do the same with a bar of Dial soap. The deer and animals won't even come near your crops because it will smell like human. Just don't be a fool and use your own hair!!!! :)

NowhereMan
06-02-2004, 04:22 AM
well,,,cant use lil cups out here in these hills
be like marking it for the choppers,and yes they look that hard.
searchs here are brutal.and start early,
and over the years ive tried everything from piss ,soap ,
hiar,bleach drips work good but,,dam,kills trees and marks the area too
anyway,
the deer population is bad here.
attention all hunters, COME HERE PLEASE
kill some dam deer.....lol
thanks for letting me vent that
and no i dont go out and drop them like i want to do
hell yes i want to ,but you see its VERY illegal to do that.
i cant afford the fines,
peace

chrispy21122
06-02-2004, 04:54 AM
mothballs?

HvyFuel
06-02-2004, 02:39 PM
Piss around the perimeter of your grow area. Bambi won't go near.

duppy man
06-10-2004, 11:52 PM
even the man smell wont deter'''' cat-a-way works better most animals cant stand it and will give the area a wide berth even rabbits which are not cute little things but are to blame for a lot of agricultural damage I try not to but I don't like rabbits LOL

duppy man
06-11-2004, 12:00 AM
its also bad Karma to kill anything NOwhere..live and let live..... as long as they don't eat your crop then I believe you can kill with a clear conscience

BTG
06-16-2004, 02:29 AM
Go to a store where they sell hunting stuff and purchase some wolf or coyote urin.Then, make a perimeter around your spot by spaying the surounding trees with the urin.(you can also add soap and/or mite balls) After that, I suggest you also use metal wire to make a fence by setting a wire at diferent heights using trees as posts. If you want you can also use chicken wire for your fence. It is harder to hide but it will definetly keep rodents away from your spot as well.Try to put your perimeter a couple of feet away from your spot so the bucks don't munch on your plants by leaning over your fence.(if they happen to be courageous enough to get passed the smells and go near your babies).

NowhereMan
06-21-2004, 04:17 PM
bullets are cheeper,and more effective than anything


not that i shot any deer
no no no

hey whats that wonderfull venison steak smell i smell
:cool:

KronicKing
06-21-2004, 04:52 PM
well...u could hide in a tree w/ a baseball bat...i'm a avid hunter(only for food not for pleasure) and nothing short of mesh wire will stop them...u could fill pepsi cans w/ beads or sumthin and sting them @ ground lvl for about a 5-10ft radius from ur plants and when the deer hit them they will run but like everything short of fenceing they will get used to it in about 20-25 days i assume wolf urin may work but i duno if they can identify it if u dont live in a area populated by wolfs...jus dont grab doe piss or u'll have them every where...

NowhereMan
06-30-2004, 07:37 AM
its also bad Karma to kill anything NOwhere..live and let live..... as long as they don't eat your crop then I believe you can kill with a clear conscience
you didnt read this did you


i would love it if they LEFT my weed alone
and i plan on killing a herd of them for the damage they done did
this is really war,
not peace
smoke on

dextrious
07-02-2004, 05:23 PM
Ivory soap works really well for me. I know there are deer in the area from all their trails and shit. Hell i use a deer trail to get to my plants.

NowhereMan
07-02-2004, 06:35 PM
Ivory soap works really well for me. I know there are deer in the area from all their trails and shit. Hell i use a deer trail to get to my plants.
there just so many,,,

anyone want to go hunting this november
when season is in
let me know.west virginia is over populated with them.
ill be a free hillbilly guide and you can shoot a few deer.
hopefully have a harvest to smoke a few with you out of
if not
blame the deer and kill a few for me

http://www.wvdnr.gov/Hunting/HHH.shtm

and btw
check out some good it could do
Hunters Helping The Hungry


Hunters donated a record 2,520 deer to the Hunters Helping the Hungry (HHH) program, providing over 80,000 pounds of venison to needy families across the state. For the first time, deer donations from hunters exceeded 2,000. This yearâ??s record is almost a 50 percent increase over last year.



The 2002 season marks the 11th consecutive year that the Division of Natural Resources Wildlife Resources Section (WVDNR) has sponsored the HHH Program. During this time, generous hunters and financial contributors have enabled the processing of 10,478 deer. With an average of nearly 38 pounds of ground venison produced from each deer, more than 388,000 pounds of highly nutritious meat has been made available to needy families throughout West Virginia.



Hunters participating in the program take their deer to approved meat processors where it is turned into two-pound packages of ground venison. The Mountaineer Food Bank of Gassaway and the Huntington Area Food Bank, both members of Second Harvest, collect the venison and then distribute it to the needy through their network of qualified charitable food pantries, soup kitchens, and agencies. Financial support for the HHH comes from concerned individuals, businesses, conservation organizations, and churches.



For the fourth year in a row, the West Virginia Council of Churches established and promoted a Share the Harvest Sunday in November. Participating Churches asked each member to contribute one dollar to the HHH program. Since the Share the Harvest Sunday was implemented, approximately $35,000 has been received to date from West Virginia churches, and plans are needed to expand this worthy venture to all churches that wish to participate.



West Virginia is fortunate to have the generosity of so many hunters. The potential for HHH to continue to donate thousands of pounds of venison to the needy each year makes it a wonderful and worthwhile program. However, this year the total cost of this program was over $119,000. There is a lot of interest in this program, but the WVDNR cannot continue the HHH program at this cost without finding additional financial contributions.



Click here to view the Hunter's Helping the Hungry brochure in PDF format.*

For more information concerning the HHH program, contact any DNR Office or visit the DNRâ??s web site at . Businesses, churches, organizations, or individuals wishing to be a part of this wonderful program and make a tax-deductible donation should contact Marshall Snedegar at (304) 558-2771 or email: [email protected].

dextrious
07-02-2004, 07:31 PM
I going hunting every year in Penn. My cousins own some good acres half in Penn half in WV. I will kill some deer for ya :) You can shoot 2 in Penn.

tumbleweed
07-03-2004, 09:02 AM
hair works for deer it does

mander82
07-23-2007, 06:48 AM
kill a deer it wont go back ant tell its freinds to stay the fuck away but shoot it a few times with a paintball gun or ruber bulets and your problem should go away (probably limping)

alternatively if you are the nerdy tipe build a few trip wires near the site wired to dynamite or pipe bombs. extream i no but if it comes down to it and like you say, if its war....

(dont actualy put up explosives as they are very dangerous)

i just use pee.

Nightwolf1772
07-23-2007, 04:27 PM
go buy a 12gauge and a hunting licens lol there cheap here shotguns are about 100$ and there good for home protection

the image reaper
07-23-2007, 04:56 PM
the deer are destroying my tomato plants, so my ears pricked up yesterday, when the 'garden show' on my radio, recommended this stuff: Deer Scram Deer Repellent - Get rid of deer and rabbits. Guaranteed to keep deer away. Deer Repellant to Protect Your Garden and Shrubs (http://www.deerscram.com/)
he swore it works, said it lasts about 45 days, and said that rain doesn't hurt it, actually works a bit better with moisture ... I haven't tried it, little late for the tomatoes :mad: ... :smokin:

Storm Crow
07-23-2007, 06:30 PM
Friend of mine had a bear problem with her trash cans. She found some chili pepper in the dollar store, stocked up and liberally sprinkled her garbage. Bears went elsewhere.

Now think of how big a deer's nose is. How it feels to get chili powder in your nose. :eek: I'd get some chili powder! Of course, it will break down and be washed away by rain, but it won't hurt the earth. - Granny:hippy: