fuckin nightmare

[red662]

iv just come from down stairs where id left my last bit of bud enough 4 a couple o j's, when i heard a bang, immediatly a shiver ran up through my spine, i went down and my 2 year old ran away, i had left it in a container, grinder, a top the mantle peice, the little bugger pulled the table over an climbed up, just goes 2 show never leave anything,no matter how safe u think it is, around kids, now iv a bit of smoke with bits off hair and shit in it, as i said a nightmare, but hwat can u do? laugh, i had 2 walk straight out of the room and have a smoke 2 calm down ,lol. kids................:) u gotta luv em.

[robert42]

haha dam

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Just unlucky:D

[red662]

i know what can u do but laugh

[Anonymous]

you could beat the kid

[red662]

hes my son i wouldnt lay a finger on him.i hope u where only buzzin haha

[Fengzi]

Hey Red I got a two year old too. Lot's of fun, ain't they. It's like having a tornado in the house. Anything that isn't nailed down or locked away is fair game. Just when you think you can't take anymore they'll go and call you "Daddy" and run over to give you a hug and then that giant juice stain on the carpet doesn't seem to matter anymore. :D

[red662]

i know, they could desstroy the house u crack up and they play the daddy game, and the little(i didnt mean to set fire 2 rthe house)look,lol
there a handfull but well worth it i have some laugh with him,steo is his name great kid.fengi is urs a boy r girl?

[LOVElife]

Yeah the memory of my 2 Year Old Nephew putting my Mobile Phone in the microwave!!!

Needless to say, The End was Nigh for the Mobile!

[red662]

haha i once told my nephew that my hash was dog poo(e kept askin so 2 deter him i tried 2 put him off from goin near it) needless 2 saywhen i had my back turned he got my lump and flushed it down the tiolet,lol
i asked him why and he said cause i said it was dog poo.lol
u gotta laugh though......after the urge 2 kill them dies down,lol

[LOVElife]

Little Nippers are Phat! ....

...My Mates son asked us what we were doing whilst having a Bong!....

...My pal said "Having a Pink Cigar!"......It was funny when his Lass later asked.....

..."Whats this I hear about you and Pink Cigars?!"

[red662]

rolmao they r great 4 a laugh after u calm down,lol

[FunkyMonkey]

heheh I have a 2 yr old too and that story made me cringe then smile !
I keep mine (bud) in a place he'll never get it but I could still relate.
And what fengzi said about the juice stain is right on! That little face and sweet little voice can stop a freighttrain.

[red662]

yea i normally always keep it on me i swear i left the room 4 a sec, he musta had it planned 4 weeks 2 get my stash,lol

[FunkyMonkey]

hehe thats how my guy does it. You think its safe because it was yesterday but here he is building a ladder to get to it. He watches out of the corner of his eye and starts plotting, just like me as a kid.
I swear they take a mental picture of how things were last time they were in the room then compare it against the current scene. Everything new must be investigated!

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.

[Fengzi]

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.

Do they ever stop running? I swear my little girl is like that golden snitch thing from the Harry Potter movies. You know, that thing they try to catch in the game where they fly around on their brooms. From the moment I hear her calling "Daddy, come now!!" at 5:00 every morning to the time she finally goes to bed it's perpetual motion. I've tried taking her out to the park to run it out of her but all that happens is I end up more tired and she just keeps going. I swear, the energizer bunny's got nothing on a two year old.

[red662]

hehe thats how my guy does it. You think its safe because it was yesterday but here he is building a ladder to get to it. He watches out of the corner of his eye and starts plotting, just like me as a kid.
I swear they take a mental picture of how things were last time they were in the room then compare it against the current scene. Everything new must be investigated!

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.every word is exactly right they must make a visual inspection each time, that wasnt there yesterday ill think ill eat it kids man..