If you woke up with genitals of the other sex...

[Hydrizzle]

What would you do if you woke up one day, and you had the opposite sex's genitalia?

[JackNoble]

Well it's clear which of those you would do. :-p

[smokinindausa]

lol i would wake up and smoek a blunt and have sex with the dog lol then i would go find a donkey and let it fuk me lol. kk thx

[mellow mood]

how bout go fuck yourself? yea man id fuck myself!

[Cheery Cherry]

I would definitely have to see what it's like to get a bj. I'd also jerk off numerous times. Pee standing up, write my name in the snow, scratch/touch/adjust myself in public, sit with my legs spread wide, and jerk off some more!

[Nochowderforyou]

If I woke up with a cunt I would play with it alllll day long. If I had tits to match that would be the shit too.

[DonnieDarko]

I'd PANIC, and then try to figure out a way to undo it before I got a period !!!!

[Hydrizzle]

lol i would wake up and smoek a blunt and have sex with the dog lol then i would go find a donkey and let it fuk me lol. kk thx

wtf? thats not one of the choices!

[Frequency]

I would but I don't know. Is the record for racercars 13 or 17 I'm not sure but close. maybe we would all guess.

[stoner spirit]

That would be vary interesting, because even though you have the opposet sex's genitals, the skin that's over the tits would be thick or have a weard texture on it; and it wouldn't feel vary smooth either. If the voice, and skin texture would change along with the genitals, that would be a vary interesting experience. I'd be messing with people's minds if that were to happen.

[Toker4LifeVT]

hell if i had a cunt id wanna find out what its like to have a multiple orgasm and be able to have sex all day long without wearing out... maybe even invite another girl over for some fun >.>

[Satovan]

I would smoke with a bunch of people that irritate me a bit and get good and high and then bust out my vagina. That'll teach those motherfuckers to stay away from me.

[Not Enough Herb]

id hit the nearest grocery store

buy all the biggest fruit and veges i can find (ex. cucumbers, carrots, and after gaining a bit of experience hit up the watermelon section)

then spend the day ramming shit in my cunt....and also do sum exploring because a vagina is like a pink cave that rains on the inside...it would be a great day

later

[slipknotpsycho]

you know i've thought about this often? i think i would probably first go out and fuck everyone i could....then i'd act like a total bitch and blame it on pms then i'd make some guy eat me out cuz i'm so damn sexy then i'd take an apartment just the other side of the canada border and smuggle weed in wtih my pussy.....and i'd go speeding and just shove my tits in the face of any cop that decided to stop me

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd hit the restaurant/bar where the young lesbians hang out ;)

[Hydrizzle]

you know i've thought about this often? i think i would probably first go out and fuck everyone i could....then i'd act like a total bitch and blame it on pms then i'd make some guy eat me out cuz i'm so damn sexy then i'd take an apartment just the other side of the canada border and smuggle weed in wtih my pussy.....and i'd go speeding and just shove my tits in the face of any cop that decided to stop me


Noone said you get tits, you just get a vagina. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[partyguy420]

haha.. dude i would do everything on that list except for Shoot self in head. Do nothing, just continue on with your routine. Sit whimpering in corner all day.... but i picked the masturbation... becuz i would go find the hugest fruits and veitabels and dildos and shit... then i would go sell my self... then i would have some guy fuck my brains out of my head

[beachguy in thongs]

Funny for putting restrictions on the body parts, Hydrizzle. I've been thinking all along that I'd have the same brain and still want girls (over guys), therefore, I would NOT go out and fuck everyone I see, but I would invite everyone over for an orgy and steal everyone's woman with my new arsenal.

[IrieAllie]

This is so funny....

Fruits and vegetables? Is that what you think we do with our vaginas???? Shove mangoes and shit in there???

If it were me, I'd be finding one of you guys with the ole' reverse genitalia, and give you a pole beating. LOL Walk around, poking you all with it....whipping it out and saying "you know you want some of this...." Well, at least that's how it is in my house--minus the pole beatings...those stopped years ago!

[Ganj]

If I woke up with a cunt I would play with it alllll day long. If I had tits to match that would be the shit too.


can i use the same answer? that's what i'd do also.

[looseends]

i would put on every porno in the house and jerk off all day...

[slipknotpsycho]

This is so funny....

Fruits and vegetables? Is that what you think we do with our vaginas???? Shove mangoes and shit in there???

If it were me, I'd be finding one of you guys with the ole' reverse genitalia, and give you a pole beating. LOL Walk around, poking you all with it....whipping it out and saying "you know you want some of this...." Well, at least that's how it is in my house--minus the pole beatings...those stopped years ago!
don't worry irie...i'm sure my wife feels the same way...cuz shit ain't much diffrent here either :p

[IrieAllie]

don't worry irie...i'm sure my wife feels the same way...cuz shit ain't much diffrent here either :p

Thanks, Slipknot....I think :p

[WeekenD TokeR]

Oh yeah! I'd fruit fuck my self. And I'd buy a vibrator and go at it over and over again for, like, four hours staight, then get some kinky lesbian chick to eat me out. Smooooooth!

[peji]

I would definitely have to see what it's like to get a bj. I'd also jerk off numerous times. Pee standing up, write my name in the snow, scratch/touch/adjust myself in public, sit with my legs spread wide, and jerk off some more! I was just thinking about the same things ~Cheery Cherry~ :p

[ilikerabbits]

I would mastrubate furiously for a while. Then i'd look for some hot lesbian sex.

[tokosan]

yeah, i'd beat my clit for an hour or 2, then I would go consult a doctor.

[WalkaWalka]

did you say anything about diseases cuase if not i'd have wild unprotected sex with lots of people

[Killa.Kali]

I would run naked down my street screaming "the british are coming, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" Whilst continually beating a badger with a wooden spoon with a smiley face on the handle :)

[Not Enough Herb]

I would run naked down my street screaming "the british are coming, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" Whilst continually beating a badger with a wooden spoon with a smiley face on the handle :)



LMFAO

omg that was so random

lol

later