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ermitonto
08-07-2005, 04:38 AM
1) Always face the rear of the elevator.
2) Ask the McDonald's cashier if he'd like fries with that when you give him your money.
3) When asked for your religion on a survey, check "Other" and write in "Judaislam".
4) Cut out the fly on an old pair of jeans. Then order a soup at a restaurant. Drop the fly in the soup and shout "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words.
6) As you walk around in the world, keep your arms outstretched and make airplane noises.

FunkyMonkey
08-07-2005, 04:44 AM
haha.
walk up to someone in public and ask them if you can give them the time. My friend does this. He also likes to loudly say the word penis on crouded busses while looking very angry. He cracks me up .

Mojavpa
08-07-2005, 04:51 AM
lol. Go up to your friend and say "Good morning, your name]", when its the afternoon

FunkyMonkey
08-07-2005, 07:35 AM
my god I spelled crowded :crouded man I need me some sleep
gnight for real this time.

somebody someone
08-07-2005, 09:16 AM
err the first three were good... 456? no

3 Sheets To The Wind
08-07-2005, 09:19 AM
Thought they were pretty good:D haha, thanks

F L E S H
08-07-2005, 03:03 PM
Conversation stopper:
When you're having an unbearably boring conversation and you want to end it but don't know how, use this nifty conversation stooper: "Sometimes, when I pee, it burns." This is guaranteed to completely halt the current conversation! Works like a charm.

GHoSToKeR
08-07-2005, 04:22 PM
hahaha.. F L E S H, I love you man! hahaha

robert42
08-07-2005, 09:04 PM
tab the man in front of you in the que and say youve shit ya self and wipe ya arse with ya hand





EDIT: Dont actually wipe your arse with your hands BUT if you do wash it before eating popcorn if you use this whilst in the Que to a cinema

Kid Dynamite
08-07-2005, 09:07 PM
if you want a real conversation stopper try:

"well, i blame the black people"

robert42
08-07-2005, 09:08 PM
or another good one is

" yea i bet you never knew he fucked her eh'"

robert42
08-07-2005, 09:09 PM
if you want a real conversation stopper try:

"well, i blame the black people"

whilst loading a imaginary shotgun with your hands

rajking86
08-07-2005, 09:47 PM
Haha, one time me and my boy got sooooooooooo lifted off this Maui wowie, I swear everyone was already deep stoners then, my tolerance was low cuz i had just started a couple of weeks before..... this was freshman year in college yea.....

so i was laid the fuck out by my boy's fireplace. and i just started like makin out with the beer ball we had at the party couple hours back and laughin and gigglin...... everyone was like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this kid's fucked up!


i wish shit like that happenned still....

Nochowderforyou
08-07-2005, 09:58 PM
1) Always face the rear of the elevator.
5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words.
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Ha ha! :p Those 2 are classic. Nice one. :cool:

Smokey McPot
08-07-2005, 10:00 PM
Ha ha i used to rearange the keys on keyboads at my school all the time. I wouldnt allways spell word but i would change the keys around so you have a very hard time trying to type if you didnt memorize the keys.