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Hydrizzle
08-06-2005, 06:01 PM
Dammit, I hate this kid sooooo much, and he wants to come over sooooo bad,calling me like 10 times. He NEVER pays or throws in for weed, yet I KNOW he has some dank. And he rips the blunt like it's the last hit he will ever get. Also, he whines about everything from the tempurature to him not getting high enough to the controls on a video game. IN ADDITION, he's a little fucking thief who steals my food and CDs when I'm not looking, so he has to be watched constantly. He always goes out on the porch and hits his one-hitter pipe that looks like a cig, like I'm stupid..... RIGHT AFTER I smoked him out.

Thank god he lives in Alabama and only comes around once a month..... BUT STILL!

Sorry to rant, I'm just pissed about this dumb fuck.

koshea
08-06-2005, 06:11 PM
tell him to leave you the fuck alone...or be like, "dude, lemme hit that cig im jonesin for some nicotiene"

xNoa
08-06-2005, 06:26 PM
well if you only see him once a month why see him at all? tell him fuck off or just dont sort him out, next time hes there just simply dont pass the joint

ScarlettCrush
08-06-2005, 07:03 PM
I keep trying to get you to come over here and smoke out....house rules state no moochies allowed. (and I have an x-box)

why do you even smoke him out? I would claim dryness, then go out on my back porch and hit my own one hitter which looks like a ciggerette and see how he likes that.

3 Sheets To The Wind
08-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Mug him next time he comes round for robbing your shit, just wait at the end of the road he'll come in (unless his parents drive him to yours) and jump him, and mug that prick.. Then when he goes to your house as he has no where else to go, just say you went out to the shop or something lol

dankHound
08-06-2005, 07:10 PM
We call guys like that hoovers. Like the vacuum cleaner. Come around to smoke all your shit then leaves.

Sounds like a dick to me.

unmeg
08-06-2005, 07:31 PM
Smack him up side his dumb lil head & then explain proper edicate to him!
I mean it is your house,game,& herb so be smart & go kick it at Scarlett's pad.

stoner spirit
08-06-2005, 08:57 PM
Hog tie the little shit, then take his weed, and cigarette piece.

jadeius
08-06-2005, 09:23 PM
Dammit, I hate this kid sooooo much, and he wants to come over sooooo bad,calling me like 10 times. He NEVER pays or throws in for weed, yet I KNOW he has some dank. And he rips the blunt like it's the last hit he will ever get. Also, he whines about everything from the tempurature to him not getting high enough to the controls on a video game. IN ADDITION, he's a little fucking thief who steals my food and CDs when I'm not looking, so he has to be watched constantly. He always goes out on the porch and hits his one-hitter pipe that looks like a cig, like I'm stupid..... RIGHT AFTER I smoked him out.

Thank god he lives in Alabama and only comes around once a month..... BUT STILL!

Sorry to rant, I'm just pissed about this dumb fuck.

i used to live with a friend of mine who had a lot of younger kids at her house all the time, they just lived in the neighborhood, and the only reason she ever allowed them over was because they bought her weed from her, and a bitch has got to make money somehow, am i right? but we finally had so much trouble out of these immature fucks, and she was so reluctant to do anything about it, and even told me that she didn't really have the guts to stand up against them, so i just waited on this one fat ass fuck to flick some ashes on her floor once, and i tore his ass down because of it, "listen, i know you might disrespect YOUR house and YOUR MAMA like that, but this is NOT your house and you may NOT have a lot of respect, but if you think you can just chill like you are and do what you want, you need to show a little respect and stop desecrating my friend's house, or say buh-bye fatass" you gotta tell them to str8ten up or holler back one day when they're all grown up....

Optimus Pot
08-06-2005, 11:14 PM
I knew a lot of people like that. Weed vampires who expect you to always smoke them up, but they never bring any weed of their own! I was always nice with people, and would share my smoke with them, but then they would always come back and demand I give them weed. You're nice with people and they try and take advantage of you. Remember what Chris Rock said, There are Black people and there are niggers. Your friend might be white, but he's a nigger! He steals your stuff, he disrespects you, and to top it all off he still expects you to give him weed! That kid is nothing but a taker and a user, kick that bitch to the curb!

Nochowderforyou
08-06-2005, 11:44 PM
I'd tell him to beat it. Smoke weed right in front of him and give him NONE.

Actually, I just had a phone call from a guy who haven't spoke to in, lets see, about 6months or so. Last time I did talk to him he was sucking on my fist :D He phones me up like we've been buddie all along. "Oh...hey man, what's up?", real casual and all, Makes a little small talk, then out it comes, "hey, you got a j you could sell me". I knew he phoning me for a reason. So I sighed, said I had about 10g's of weed, 3g's of oil and that he was gettin none of it. Good times.

Ganj
08-07-2005, 01:04 AM
Dammit, I hate this kid sooooo much, and he wants to come over sooooo bad,calling me like 10 times. He NEVER pays or throws in for weed, yet I KNOW he has some dank. And he rips the blunt like it's the last hit he will ever get. Also, he whines about everything from the tempurature to him not getting high enough to the controls on a video game. IN ADDITION, he's a little fucking thief who steals my food and CDs when I'm not looking, so he has to be watched constantly. He always goes out on the porch and hits his one-hitter pipe that looks like a cig, like I'm stupid..... RIGHT AFTER I smoked him out.

Thank god he lives in Alabama and only comes around once a month..... BUT STILL!

Sorry to rant, I'm just pissed about this dumb fuck.

maybe you are stupid...

smokingskeleton
08-07-2005, 02:18 AM
Ring him up and say he can't come around but while your on the phone have a joint.

FunkyMonkey
08-07-2005, 02:25 AM
The thing that stood out most in that post wasnt that he is a mooch.
He steals from you. That in my books, despite my nonviolent nature, would guarentee him a trip to the doctor for some stitches.
Next would come the public shaming. I would not tollerate such a thing for a second. Neither should you.

weedman7
08-07-2005, 02:40 AM
me and u shud hang i alway buy the weed where im at id throw in with u

Hydrizzle
08-07-2005, 02:46 AM
Well, he ended up coming over uninvited, but with a bunch of people who all had herb and smoked, so it ended up not mattering that much.... I still had to watch his ass to make sure he didnt steal my shit. Also, by the night's end I ended up "liberating" $10 from him and some others in a poker game. (sucks at poker also :D)

Kramerica
08-07-2005, 03:48 AM
He must be destroyed

Cacophony
08-07-2005, 03:53 AM
Sounds to me like a swift kick to the nuts is in order.

Ousted
08-07-2005, 05:51 AM
I knew a lot of people like that. Weed vampires who expect you to always smoke them up, but they never bring any weed of their own! I was always nice with people, and would share my smoke with them, but then they would always come back and demand I give them weed. You're nice with people and they try and take advantage of you. Remember what Chris Rock said, There are Black people and there are niggers. Your friend might be white, but he's a nigger! He steals your stuff, he disrespects you, and to top it all off he still expects you to give him weed! That kid is nothing but a taker and a user, kick that bitch to the curb!

You should watch The Office ep: Diversity Day. lol.


Hydrizzle, is there a low population of people where you live that you would accept anyone into your home? I never understand why people feel the need to keep persons who are disrespectful, persons who lack integrity, persons who add absolutely nothing of value, in their lives.

There are so many people in this world, people who actually have character and integrity, there is absolutely no reason to welcome or even tolerate a shithead like that, Hyd. You would have more character telling that moocher/theif to do the world a favor and lay out on the highway in non-reflective clothing then letting him into your home and life again.

3 Sheets To The Wind
08-07-2005, 09:31 AM
You have to do more than just take $10, if he stole your stuff, kick his ass and rob him blind:) it'll teach him a lesson:D

Cennar
08-07-2005, 10:06 AM
Dammit, I hate this kid sooooo much, and he wants to come over sooooo bad,calling me like 10 times. He NEVER pays or throws in for weed, yet I KNOW he has some dank. And he rips the blunt like it's the last hit he will ever get. Also, he whines about everything from the tempurature to him not getting high enough to the controls on a video game. IN ADDITION, he's a little fucking thief who steals my food and CDs when I'm not looking, so he has to be watched constantly. He always goes out on the porch and hits his one-hitter pipe that looks like a cig, like I'm stupid..... RIGHT AFTER I smoked him out.

Thank god he lives in Alabama and only comes around once a month..... BUT STILL!

Sorry to rant, I'm just pissed about this dumb fuck.

is that alan tatro.. if it is kill him.. the madness stope here