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Completely Stoned
08-03-2005, 08:15 PM
When I smoke, I don't know if i'm doing it right. I doubt I am. I just cant seem to pull it all the wayinto my lungs. I'll take a puff, and if I open my mouth. IT all can come out. Then iif i exhale with my lungs only a tiny little bit comes out. (in my esaphogus or lungs maybe) SO I Was just waondering, How can I get myself a good buzz off these bastards!?
andy704
08-03-2005, 08:25 PM
same way you would inhale anything else. air through your mouth, weed, glade, etc.
D.Boone
08-03-2005, 08:33 PM
cigaretes are no good anyway your just wasting your time
you don't even get a buzz off them
Killa.Kali
08-03-2005, 08:42 PM
Cigarettes are baaaaaaaaaaaaad :D thats why i smoke like a pack a day ;) just...ummm...inhale :confused: how its taht hard if your claiming you smoke buds too then how would you need help smokin anything else?
where heres my tips
- stand up straight with a lit cigarette in your lips
- have a friend punch you in the gut
- (optional step) dont inhale the cigarette itself
- repeat :D
Anonymous
08-03-2005, 08:51 PM
they dont do anything dont smoke them
Nochowderforyou
08-03-2005, 08:54 PM
Why smoke a cigarette? So you can get addicted, pay $10 a pack so the government can kill you? You are basically paying them money, to kill :confused: A lot of people bitch about the government, but they sure do support them.
Completely Stoned
08-03-2005, 08:59 PM
they sure do buzz me man.
heyman
08-03-2005, 09:02 PM
Don't start smoking ciggaretts...its a waist of time, money and your life...
I used to smoke ciggaretts but now i don't....and its nothing special
agreed. i don't recommend you smoking them, but it's your life...feel free to destroy it by any means possible. i can't even talk, i'm in the same boat as kali, smoking a pack a day - being at work helps me cut down.
Mr. Crowley9009
08-03-2005, 09:46 PM
man ciggs calm you down and if you smoke weed and then smoke a square you'll get a little bit higher
D.Boone
08-03-2005, 09:50 PM
man ciggs calm you down and if you smoke weed and then smoke a square you'll get a little bit higher...
...and a little bit more addicted to nicotine...and dead
Lily420
08-03-2005, 09:50 PM
Inhale then exhale but since your not doing it right just dont start, its a waste of money and i'll kill you at the age of 40.
please. the only five minutes cigarettes takes out of your life is the time it takes to smoke one. "you could die from smoking cigarettes"...well...you know what? you can die from a lot of other things too and no one's trying to prevent those, are they?
Lily420
08-03-2005, 10:13 PM
um....but the subject is cigarettes isent it? If someone made a thread saying "Im gunna shoot an arow backwards" I'de advise against that too.
what if the topic was, "driving a car"?
Lily420
08-03-2005, 10:21 PM
...its not man. And if it was i'de say good luck...anyway i've said my opinion on this matter, cigarettes are bad for you. Even i know that and i still smoke em, but if hes not smoking the cig right then I have a right to advise him not to start.
NOTEHOOK
08-03-2005, 10:22 PM
Why smoke a cigarette? So you can get addicted, pay $10 a pack so the government can kill you? You are basically paying them money, to kill :confused: A lot of people bitch about the government, but they sure do support them.
WE ALREADY DO CUZ OF TAXES :-/
...its not man. And if it was i'de say good luck...anyway i've said my opinion on this matter, cigarettes are bad for you. Even i know that and i still smoke em, but if hes not smoking the cig right then I have a right to advise him not to start.
i want to talk to you.
Fengzi
08-03-2005, 11:05 PM
Cigarettes are bad for you, not even the tobacco companies will argue that anymore. I smoked for more than 20 years but quit 6 years ago. I don't know if I'll die any sooner cause I smoked or if I'll live longer cause I stopped but I sure as shit feel a lot better now than when I smoked.
If you're still getting that wonderful buzz you aren't hooked yet so my advice is to stop now. If you don't pretty soon the buzz will go away anyway. Then the only reason they'll make you feel good is that they get rid of the withdrawl that you'll feel when you don't have one in your mouth.
Lily420
08-03-2005, 11:33 PM
uh...okay.
Completely Stoned
08-03-2005, 11:59 PM
wow cigarettes suck!
Killa.Kali
08-04-2005, 12:03 AM
woop-d-fucking-doo itll kill you wow :rolleyes:
hey i got some shocking news...YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
who cares if you die at 40...who wants to live to 80 and have people change your diapers? fuck that lol smoke as much as you want junior :D:D:D try sticking em up your nose...maybe you can inhale correctly :D
spliffstar22
08-04-2005, 12:40 AM
I feel like shit, Like my throat feels different now. When I quit for a bit here and there, it gets better. I regret startin , but after 3 years of smokin, I don't think I can quit...
Satovan
08-04-2005, 01:04 AM
I love cigarettes even though they're bad for me, I'm not gonna die for quite awhile anyway.
Lily420
08-04-2005, 05:55 AM
woop-d-fucking-doo itll kill you wow :rolleyes:
hey i got some shocking news...YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
who cares if you die at 40...who wants to live to 80 and have people change your diapers? fuck that lol smoke as much as you want junior :D:D:D try sticking em up your nose...maybe you can inhale correctly :D
Who wants to die from lung cancer tho? Oh well...im gunna shut up because i smoke and that makes me a hypacrite by telling people not too. :rolleyes: :(
Da1lungwonder
08-04-2005, 08:50 AM
Let me be an example to NOT follow....
Smoke 2 packs a day
loose your left lung at the age of 20
still cant give the damn things up...
jug69
08-04-2005, 12:52 PM
Ciggies sux dudes, it don't get ya stoned, smoke the weed guys.
RedRainDrop
08-04-2005, 02:47 PM
i hate inhaling ciggarettes its fucking sick, and pointless.
mellow mood
08-04-2005, 02:57 PM
heres a good question bro, instead of how smokin cigs: WHY THE HELL STARTIN SMOKIN THIS SHIT?
oh my good ill never unterstand human kind
mellow mood
08-04-2005, 02:59 PM
oh and plzzzzzz, dont answer: "they buzz me", coz then smoke WEED man.
jeez!
Fengzi
08-04-2005, 03:20 PM
woop-d-fucking-doo itll kill you wow :rolleyes:
hey i got some shocking news...YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
who cares if you die at 40...who wants to live to 80 and have people change your diapers? fuck that lol smoke as much as you want junior :D:D:D try sticking em up your nose...maybe you can inhale correctly :D
Who cares if you die at 40? I'm 35 with a two year old little girl. I sure as shit don't want to die at 40. Oh, and have you ever seen someone with cancer. I've recently seen both my parents go through cancer treatment. Their both ok now(fingers crossed) but just the treatment is a bitch. I watched my Mom lose all her hair, run to the bathroom to throw up every time she thought of food, wither away down to 85 lbs, and have so little energy she couldn't get out of a chair. She described chemo as being like having the flu really bad for 6+ months. After seeing someone get "better" from cancer I really don't want to see someone die from it and damn sure don't want it to be me.
D.Boone
08-04-2005, 03:22 PM
thats right...i wanna live forever
D.Boone
08-04-2005, 03:44 PM
i tried cigarretes a few times and just never liked them. most of the people i know smoke em including both my parents and my girlfriend but I cant even stand the smell of em and i dont let anybody smoke cigarettes inside my house just weed :D
Killa.Kali
08-04-2005, 06:00 PM
Who wants to die from lung cancer tho?
personally i dont care how i die, as long as i had fun with my life ill die happy :D
Who cares if you die at 40? I'm 35 with a two year old little girl
ok so dont smoke and live a longer life for the sake of your kid...theres a diff between you and me, youll hurt someone if you die, me ill just leave my family a big fucking bill :D:D:D
UniqueShadow08
08-04-2005, 07:52 PM
heres my opinion I say opinion because I know many people who are great people that smoke ciggs .........I think that smoking ciggs are horrible, just because I watched all my grandparents die from it. All they are are a waist of time to say hey look at me im smoking a cigg i pay 10 dollars a day and about 70 dollars a week smoking this shit and all its doing is killing me thats what there saying...... I tried a cigg once in my life and I dont intend to do it again after seeing what my first one was like its nothing all it is is blowing smoke out of your mouth.....o do you think your fucking cool or something?!? no your not.....your a moron for not listening but w.e its your own decision die quicker....im not saying your afraid of death but wouldnt you want to live?
Completely Stoned
08-06-2005, 12:47 AM
Stop fucking flaming each other...lord....CIgarettes do buzz you. But not for logng enough to even bother with.
mlleyeuxbleus
08-06-2005, 01:03 AM
Lol... I can't smoke cigarettes either. I never wanted to, but a long time ago at a college party we were all smoking weed, & someone got this idea that the cops were coming to break the party up. So cigarettes were handed out, supposedly to drown out the weed smell (yeah, right). I said, "but I don't smoke cigarettes!", & they were like, "ya do now! shut up & light up!" I swear I couldn't figure it out.
At first I inhaled way too deep, like from a joint, & just about lost a lung from coughing so hard. Then I tried to inhale lightly, but apparently that wasn't right either. Eh, screw it, I didn't want to anyway, but I still have no idea how the heck that all works. And no, I'm not blonde, lol. :)
ontariogrower
08-06-2005, 07:29 AM
Holy fuck some people are stupid. Put the thing in your mouth! Suck the smoke into your mouth. Think of your mouth as a chamber that holds the smoke, so keep pulling the smoke into your mouth and when you've done that you can inhale as you open your mouth....It's simple. Your mouth is a chamber for the smoke......you puff out the smoke into your mouth and once you've sucked out the desired amount of smoke you inhale as you are opening your mouth makingsure not to let it escape before you inhale. Then you keep it in your lungs, then exhale through your mouth or nose. It's very simple.
Light the cigarette. Pull the smoke into your mouth (chamber) until the desired amount is in it. Then open your mouth a little bit and inhale the smoke into your lungs. Exhale when you want to. It's very easy.
ontariogrower
08-06-2005, 07:32 AM
You dont suck in the smoke all in one motion!!! You dont like suck on it and inhale the smoke as your sucking it out of the cigarette. You suck it into your mouth and fill your mouth, and then remove the cigarette from your mouth and INHALE at that point but make sure you dont let all the smoke come out of your mouth before you inhale it. You have to do it how i tell you or your doing it wrong and it's very unpleasant when you suck the smoke just straight into your lungs without doing the steps i told you to do. You have to just fucking take the drag and fill your mouth and immediately inhale as your pulling the cigarette out of your mouth or if your good you can just keep it in your mouth and inhale, but you sound like a moron, so just follow what i'm saying.
Completely Stoned
08-08-2005, 09:18 PM
im so high right now. I have NO idea what that said...lol
Nevada
08-08-2005, 09:31 PM
man ciggs calm you down and if you smoke weed and then smoke a square you'll get a little bit higher
while it's kinda true that smoking a cig after smoking a dube feels like you're higher, the truth is this: holding your breath will do the same thing.
When you smoke a cig right after you smoke a joint, you're continuing to limit the amount of oxygen going to your brain. So, you feel like you are higher.
I quit smoking cigs 2.5 years ago, but i still crave them like a fat kid craves Krispy Kreme. And i fucking hate Krispy Kreme.
TasteTheRainbow
08-08-2005, 09:38 PM
I get a buzz off of cigarettes too, I assume b/c I am not a regular smoker. And marlboro reds give me more of a buzz than lights.
Omni05
08-09-2005, 02:09 AM
you know everybody that says cigs are bad for you? weed is bad for you too!
not as bad for you granted, and it IS a hell of a lot more fun!!! :D :D
likemclever
08-09-2005, 02:24 AM
When I smoke, I don't know if i'm doing it right. I doubt I am. I just cant seem to pull it all the wayinto my lungs. I'll take a puff, and if I open my mouth. IT all can come out. Then iif i exhale with my lungs only a tiny little bit comes out. (in my esaphogus or lungs maybe) SO I Was just waondering, How can I get myself a good buzz off these bastards!?
Stay away from cigs. they will kill you.
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08-09-2005, 03:24 AM
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smokingskeleton
08-09-2005, 03:28 AM
Smoking in general will kill you but fuck it. My friend smokes roll ups (normal roll ups) and he a nurse asked him if he smoked and he said rollies and they classed him as a non smoker...???
givemesomeweed
08-09-2005, 03:50 AM
Stop fucking flaming each other...lord....CIgarettes do buzz you. But not for logng enough to even bother with.
Cigarettes only give you a buzz when you first start smoking because of a chemical inbalance in your brain or something like that.
givemesomeweed
08-09-2005, 03:55 AM
Don't you guys hate it when some one says that a joint equals like four cigarettes. Thats just fuckin stupid.
Completely Stoned
08-11-2005, 04:14 AM
I heard thats true. Oh wel, I love weed anyways!
reefergrl
08-11-2005, 04:27 AM
CIGS, that is, stick to reefer, you'll be much happier
CIGS, that is, stick to reefer, you'll be much happier
take her advice...it'd be wise.
Smokey McPot
08-12-2005, 03:36 AM
Can they make a cigg without the nicotine? If they did im sure people would be less addicted which means they wouldnt buy as many ciggs and then the companies would lose money. So i guess thats out of the question. Im hooked to but im not a pack a day smoker. I smoke like 1/4-1/2 a pack a day.
givemesomeweed
08-12-2005, 03:58 AM
My grandma said something today that might of been true but i doubt it. She said that they were putting less nicotine in cigs. This probally isn't true but she does watch alot of news. lol
ilikerabbits
08-12-2005, 11:46 AM
When I smoke, I don't know if i'm doing it right. I doubt I am. I just cant seem to pull it all the wayinto my lungs. I'll take a puff, and if I open my mouth. IT all can come out. Then iif i exhale with my lungs only a tiny little bit comes out. (in my esaphogus or lungs maybe) SO I Was just waondering, How can I get myself a good buzz off these bastards!?
you my friend are a bum face, and a liar.
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