Drug dogs

[drivebyphilosopher]

Alright, I came up with a way to hide my weed. I want to know if a drug dog would be able to smell this... I'm doing this at home, so I'm not fooling around with it in my dorm. I have a screw-on airtight lipstick case, and what I planned on doing, was sticking a J or two or three in there, and putting it at the bottom of my noxzema jar. The jar is opague, and noxzema is some pretty smelly shit (used for deep cleaning, if you havent heard of it). Would this work?

[whipcreamgoddess]

The only sure fire way to deferr drug dogs is by vacumm sealing weed then wiping the outsid of the bag off so that there is no weed smell!!!

[drivebyphilosopher]

I'm pretty sure putting it all the way at the bottom of an extremely smelly paste is "vacuum", heh. I dunno, I think it might work.. I've heard of people smuggling stuff across the border by putting the weed (and other drugs) in cases and putting them in oil barrels.

[420purplehaze420]

yeah one time i wanted to bring some heavy shit on an airplane so i put it in a m and m
minnies container rapped it in a few bags and put it at the bottom of a peanut butter jar worked like a charm its just really hard to explain why your bringing a jar of peanut butter on a plane but if a dog started smelling it id be like, o the little guys hungry

[ezjim]

Alright, I came up with a way to hide my weed. I want to know if a drug dog would be able to smell this... I'm doing this at home, so I'm not fooling around with it in my dorm. I have a screw-on airtight lipstick case, and what I planned on doing, was sticking a J or two or three in there, and putting it at the bottom of my noxzema jar. The jar is opague, and noxzema is some pretty smelly shit (used for deep cleaning, if you havent heard of it). Would this work?
this will work just fine but i would just put the weed in a zip lock and then tape it up ..repeat this 2 more times [ helps keep the noxema smell out of the weed] then place it in the jar and cover with noxema and the lid.. you can also use a shampoo or conditioner bottle . just pour the contentes in to a paper cup place bagged and taped package of weed in the bottle and replace the shampoo... i have done this many times when traveling on plane and bus and have had the dogs just walk right on by ...good luck

[rastabill89]

so if you vacuum pack it real good no dog will be able to smell it?

[ezjim]

so if you vacuum pack it real good no dog will be able to smell it?
there where several people busted by the dogs in fla. this spring while bording a ship for a jam band cruise most were busted with vacum sealed bags of weed. ..dogs can not smell through liquid or metal if you have a air toght metal conyainer or a bottle with some type of liquid you can get by them .. the peanut butter trick described above is a good one as well ..espeically for traveling by car .. just pack a picnic lunch basket with bread PB&jelly and chips or whatever so you dont just have a random jar of P B laying on the seat

[Phresher than it Got]

you can just tripple bag it and stuff it in a full shampoo bottle, its not that suspiscious to be traveling with shampoo, and the ammonia does an excellent job of dilluting the smell

[BuD MaN]

or you could just get really circus sized fat and if you ever need to hide your stuff, find the most amount of fatness on your body in one spot and presto, to a drug dog, your just an oversized person with toxic B.O

[Sentinel]

I would think that an airtight mason jar would work fine...maybe put some shit in the jar to hide it more.

[partyguy420]

yea, i think that the peanut butter would work just fine, im gonna test it out...

[Dutchmaster]

shampoo works like a charm my buddy went international with hash by tripple baggin and puttin it in a shampoo bottle

[Big Blunt Boy]

The best way to go is put it in ground up coffee or vasaline(what my friend uses to smuggle cocaine)

[a. beezy]

I've heard duct tape, coffee grounds, and dishwasher powder, but I couldn't tell you from experience.

I CAN tell you that we smoked in our dorms all the time. Campus police were called twice. One guy got a paraphernalia ticket (and got kicked out of the dorm). Two guys got tickets that said "smoking marijuana" and had to take some bullshit drug class with a bunch of people who got caught drinking at football games.

[a. beezy]

How fuckin tight would it be to have your own drug dog? The possibilites are endless!

[OR Freebird]

Hey, remember to wear clean clothes and not to smoke before you hit the checkpoint. The dogs will hit on you even if you just have pot smell on you from smoking in the car. Which could lead to more intensive searching of your stuff.

[RedRainDrop]

lol you realize just about anyone can read this, and that they will all probably figure out allour awesome smuggling methods?

[clock]

"lol you realize just about anyone can read this, and that they will all probably figure out allour awesome smuggling methods?" yes but much like life potheads will find a new way

I think your idea will work driveby so good luck

[HARDDON]

You guys are all wrong.

And if the penalties are worth it, feel free to try your methods.

Number 1.....

Dogs have approx. 10,000,000 more smell receptors on their nose than a human does.

Number 2.....

If a dog smells weed or whatever else he / she is trained to smell, even if it smells like food, the dogs aren't going to act hungry. The dogs will respond in one of two ways...

If it is a cargo dog, it will respond by scratching and scruffing at the source.

If it is a human subject, the dogs are trained to sit on the spot.

If the dog can smell the food, noxema, coffee, vaseline, .....it can also smell the drugs.

Vacuum sealing weed does not work.

Submerging in liquid does not work.

Hiding amongst ground pepper does not work.

Attempting to cover odor with another odor....does not work.

Dogs are primitive animals who have not lost their sense of smell. In fact the only animal alive on our planet will a more keen sense of smell than a dog...is the shark.

Sharks can smell blood 10 miles away under the ocean waters...

DOgs can smell and differentiate odors like no other animal can.

The ONLY way that you can safely hide an odor from a dog is to swallow whatever it is you are hiding, or, carry it around in an air tight lead container...which might itself bring you attention you dont want.

Wanna hide shit from drug dogs?

Wrap it in rubbers or balloons and swallow.... a dangerous game depending on your booty you are carrying as well.

Other than that, you are risking some liberty big time.

A good drug dog is almost impossible to fool.

Sorry but true.

Thats why they use dogs to begin with.

[tokosan]

Great post harddon i give it 9.9/10


Another way to get weed past drug sogs, and less painful/dangerous than swallowing would be to drive a large vehicle with 2 gas tanks, and leave one empty and put the drugs in there... seal it up tight and no sniffy sniffy. I know a guy who did it all the time in his truck, and got sniffed once and the dog did not alert.

[69DarklotuS69]

If a drug dog sniffs you out does that give the cop the right to search you without a warrent?

[NightProwler]

last winter, i took a plane from Tortolla to purto rico, to boston and i never saw a drug dog just sniffing everyone that walked by.

[liz5]

Hey,
I'm leaving for 'dam in a week and then depart the netherlands by ship. Haven't traveled outside US since 9/11, will xrays be at the port? Some people post that hash is safe wrapped tight & placed inside shampoo, handcream etc... but I've read the xray machines can scan for different things and organics are one color, metal another etc... what's the real story?
thanks
ebeth

[stoneberg]

there was an article i read about how good the dogs are at sniffing weed out; a guy put weed in 3 ziplock bags and stuck them in a shampoo bottle, and the dog still detected it.

[WaKeNvAp]

You guys are all wrong.

And if the penalties are worth it, feel free to try your methods.

Number 1.....

Dogs have approx. 10,000,000 more smell receptors on their nose than a human does.

Number 2.....

If a dog smells weed or whatever else he / she is trained to smell, even if it smells like food, the dogs aren't going to act hungry. The dogs will respond in one of two ways...

If it is a cargo dog, it will respond by scratching and scruffing at the source.

If it is a human subject, the dogs are trained to sit on the spot.

If the dog can smell the food, noxema, coffee, vaseline, .....it can also smell the drugs.

Vacuum sealing weed does not work.

Submerging in liquid does not work.

Hiding amongst ground pepper does not work.

Attempting to cover odor with another odor....does not work.

Dogs are primitive animals who have not lost their sense of smell. In fact the only animal alive on our planet will a more keen sense of smell than a dog...is the shark.

Sharks can smell blood 10 miles away under the ocean waters...

DOgs can smell and differentiate odors like no other animal can.

The ONLY way that you can safely hide an odor from a dog is to swallow whatever it is you are hiding, or, carry it around in an air tight lead container...which might itself bring you attention you dont want.
Wanna hide shit from drug dogs?

Wrap it in rubbers or balloons and swallow.... a dangerous game depending on your booty you are carrying as well.

Other than that, you are risking some liberty big time.

A good drug dog is almost impossible to fool.

Sorry but true.

Thats why they use dogs to begin with.
they did say airtight containers, not lead, but we.

[Polymirize]

they did say airtight containers, not lead, but we.

Dude... if the container isn't made of lead then those super drug dogs can just use their x-ray vision and see the weed.

[WaKeNvAp]

Dude... if the container isn't made of lead then those super drug dogs can just use their x-ray vision and see the weed.
lol, thanks for seeing it my way too man! :thumbsup: you and i seem to see eye to eye on most issues. a bong rip to ya my man! :stoned:

[Th3 sand m4n]

really its not worth the effort listen to harddon

[chris40]

Dogs can't smell through water, sink that shit in a big jar of something filled with water FTW

[likemclever]

Iâ??ve worked and trained with some of the finest detector dogs in the world. Trust me you donâ??t want your freedom to depend on getting buy a dog.

To build on what harddon said:

If I walked by a bakery with my dog I would think��Damn, that bread smells good� my dog would think ���Dman, that flour, yeast, salt, baking soda, and water smells good.�

Iâ??ve known dogs who could smell it through gas tanks (filled with gas.) What fucks people most of the time is residual odor. Itty bitty tinny weeny particles of weed smell (thatâ??s the technical term) get on your hands, on your package, on your steering wheel, door handle, everywhere. Their little doggie noses just sniff that right out.

If he plops down on his ass and looks at his handler youâ??re fucked.

Their just like people youâ??re gonna find slacker dogs out there. It speaks more about the handler than it does about the dog. Lotâ??s of things factor in.

These dogs are VERY expensive. And most of them are not chumps. So I would try and find another way.

Things like food, trash, and harsh smells automatically draw the attention of the handler (if their any good.)

And make sure your dealing with a drug dog and not a bomb dog before you start giving up your goods (which is highly likely in an airport situation).

[LiveHigh]

likemclever, would you ever take marijuana through the airport for a domestic flight? If so, how would you go about it?

[likemclever]

Well, if were me personally I wouldnâ??t do it.

True, you would have better luck domestically than internationally. Domestically their more worried about shoe bombers than they are about J bombers. Even then I would never put anything in my luggage. X-ray machines, dogs, wild parties, who knows what their doing with your stuff back there?

Nahâ?¦.you would have to keep it on you away from all that stuff. Youâ??d have to push it up your behind/ cooter or swallow. Now that is dedication!

Do people stick a ¼ under their nut sack and fly everyday, yep they do. People also get busted everyday. Not worth it IMO.

[yoda]

for the ppl making suggestions on how to travel with it, have you actually done this before and it works? im not making suggestions cause i doubt i would know how to get away with it.

[Up In Smoke 420]

My friend flys to where I'm at once and a while and all he does is tape it to his nuts but I think they only have bomb dogs so he has nothing to worry about. I wouldnt risk it though.

[likemclever]

If a drug dog sniffs you out does that give the cop the right to search you without a warrent?


No they donâ??t need a warrant.


These dogâ??s noses are certified and extensive training records are kept. Thatâ??s how they hold up in court.

Laws may vary from state to state on specifics Iâ??m not sure. But in every State that Iâ??ve been in they have to have probable cause before they search your vehicle. They canâ??t just pull you out of the car and force you to open your trunk (they can search your person and immediate area for safety reasons.) They have to have a reason to believe a crime has been/is being committed. If a dog alerts on your trunk than that gives them the right to search your trunk. Their noses will hold up in court.

I suppose if they wanted to be extra careful they could use the dog to get a warrant form a judge.....but it seems a bit overkill and unnecessary.

[jmdogg88]

in one word no. drug dogs are trained to smell very very small amounts of mary conceled and hidden in things somewhat like you're talking about.

[bobbydabud]

when i came back from ecuador i put a baggie wrapped in duck tape under some towels in my cats cage. i mean if a dogwent crazy they would just think it was the cat not drugs it is geinus.ha ha ha

[BenjamimMm]

Has anybody been to download festival and sneaked marijuana in there? Or any festival for that matter..what was security like ?

[nikKnik]

have any females tried sticking it in the puss(sorry so vulgar). does that work or can those fucking dogs smell through that too?....let me know...im flying in a bit

[Dutch Masta]

Man, I sure hope cops dont read the most popular and obvious weed related website forum on the internet..

[nikKnik]

...and u dont have to be an ass to answer back

[KEGS]

I've herd of the peanut butter but you need to wipe the out side with alcohol
same thing with vacuum seal bag.

[WalkaWalka]

No don't stick it up your ass or your cooter thats just not sensible. I mean its realy going to suck when you get cuaght

[smok n fiend]

last winter, i took a plane from Tortolla to purto rico, to boston and i never saw a drug dog just sniffing everyone that walked by.
hey night prowler... i go to the british virgin islands quite a bit... but i havent been there sinc i started smoking weed... do they have some dank shit there??? i would love for you to tell me about the stuff they have there... thnx...

[Big Calhoun]

I do believe the only tested way to defeat a drug dog is to surrond what ever you're carrying in pepper...like crushed habanero or capscacium (sp?). Some of the stronger pepppers are supposedly damaging to the nose of certain animals.

[willystylle]

I have often sent weed through the post/courier to South africa (when I lived in UK) and UK (When I lived in South africa). I needed a way to get it there safely cause I have a lot of friends on both sides who have always wanted to sample the other country's shit. So after countless failed attempts (In S.A. its funny - they send the receiver of the parcel a letter politely saying that the parcel was confiscated because they've found 'illicit materials' in the package. 'illicit materials' - ha ha!)

so I eventually ask the right guy the right question - one day I walk into the local pub and I meet a guy who works for customs & excise - and I ask him whats the best way to send weed. He said that as long as the stash is vacuum sealed and not detected by the human eye during x-ray, the package will pass inspection.

So the moral of my story is to make sure the gear is vacuum-sealed (I often seal the gear and then seal the bag in another bag), and I usually send it in a stuffed toy or something similar (description of package reads 'Toy for baby nephew or some shit like that). Works every time.

[mastahaze]

these bags are meant to off drug dogs videohttp://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/Smelly_Proof_baggie.cfm?iProductID=615 (watch the video)

[easy_e]

these bags are meant to off drug dogs video! smell proof, smelly proof plastic baggie leaf baggie smell proof sealy bag smelly (http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/Smelly_Proof_baggie.cfm?iProductID=615) (watch the video)

Anybody tried these? I've got to take 2 onions 600 miles across the US. Were not planning on speeding or fucking around. We need a way to store and hide a lot with the least time and money.

[Greenie_777]

Dunno if this helps or not.

YouTube - NEVER GET BUSTED PREVIEW DAY 1- Narcotic Detector Dogs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW8tyTgoQiI)

I know its only for cars but im pretty sure if you put like cat hair or something round your weed you might get away with it.

[420marijuana420]

what if the dog goes off and the cop searches you and finds nothing? Can you sue?

[easy_e]

Deer spray sounds easy to do according to the video. But will the dog indicate on that or just sniff like crazy? If were smart we won't get pulled over and all will be well. Chances are wont call a dog anyway.

BTW I have an 06 f150 where are some good places to hide it?