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3 Sheets To The Wind
08-01-2005, 04:52 PM
Damn it! just got back from my paper round, and there were thousands of flying ants all around, everywhere! At one point i had about 30 on my shirts, so i pulled some of their wings off and dropped them on the floor (that'll teach those bastards).
I haven't seen any for ages, then all of a sudden they are out today, in force lol. Never seen them this big either, they were as big as wasps hehe, :)

Fattie
08-01-2005, 05:47 PM
Damn, thought you were talin about termites till you said their size. Probably a superior species that is soon going to wipe out the human race. Most likely thats what it is.

Euphoric
08-01-2005, 05:51 PM
Damn it! just got back from my paper round, and there were thousands of flying ants all around, everywhere! At one point i had about 30 on my shirts, so i pulled some of their wings off and dropped them on the floor (that'll teach those bastards).
I haven't seen any for ages, then all of a sudden they are out today, in force lol. Never seen them this big either, they were as big as wasps hehe, :)


youre an asshole for abusing animals, though i can understand that you are ignorant about life so it makes it slightly less terrible.
any way, an ant colony will produce queens and kings some times. only queens and kings have wings. the kings fuck the queens in mid-air, then die.
a queen will then land for the last time, eat her wings and start producing babies for the next 12 years.
Unless a jerk like u comes along! grrr!

poetic justice: on an ant stoner board in a parellel dimension, one particularly ignorant ant muses about how he pulls off 3 sheet to the winds limbs for fun mwaha

3 Sheets To The Wind
08-01-2005, 06:42 PM
youre an asshole for abusing animals, though i can understand that you are ignorant about life so it makes it slightly less terrible.
any way, an ant colony will produce queens and kings some times. only queens and kings have wings. the kings fuck the queens in mid-air, then die.
a queen will then land for the last time, eat her wings and start producing babies for the next 12 years.
Unless a jerk like u comes along! grrr!

poetic justice: on an ant stoner board in a parellel dimension, one particularly ignorant ant muses about how he pulls off 3 sheet to the winds limbs for fun mwaha


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Sorry it offended you, but they are bastards, and do you really mean to tell me you like them? and want them to be producing for the next 12 years? lol oh well, maybe it was cruel, but it serves them right. They haven't been around for ages, and it's been hot and humid today so they were out, and deserved dismemberment:D
They wouldn't dare pull my limbs off :cool: lol :p
...Josh (sadistic ant murderer)