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BlueCat
08-01-2005, 02:42 PM
Isn't it funny how the neocons preach family values while doing exactly the opposite?

Bill Reilly writes cheap sex novels and it is smut writing at its best hilarious to read....here is an excerpt:

Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man."

Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts â?? right here in this shower."

Excerpt from: Those Who Trespass by Bill Oâ??Reilly



HAHAHAHAHAHA that's suppose to be sexy? it is fucking hilarious.....

"I thought you drowned out there snorkel man." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



got to love those neocons they really know how to treat the ladies!!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 02:44 PM
this belongs in the politics board.
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 02:46 PM
he would say,"we didnt embezzle any money!!those lying liars!!"
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 02:51 PM
It is real...he is in trouble for sexual harassment too read the smoking gun stuff...

The book is real random house is the publisher...

here's more on it..http://slate.msn.com/id/2108355/
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 02:53 PM
note the October 2004 date.too funny.who cares about bill o'reilly anyway.
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 02:58 PM
Just spoiled grapes, eh Hamster? HAHAHAHAHA
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 03:01 PM
spoiled grapes?over bill o'reilly?please.

we will see if he loses his job,oh wait!


hows air america doing?hahahaha
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:09 PM
AAR is fine Hamster ...they have much better ratings than that sack of shit you call a president....
Oh wait tho...you're a felon you can't vote...guess I can't blame you on that one. hahahahaha
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 03:12 PM
x-ponged record my friend.guess i can vote.

air america is fine???they lost contracts all over the country and their new scandal isnt gonna help.they just make our job easier.thanks hollywood.
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:15 PM
Oh and about it belonging in the poli room...he is not a politician....he is hipocrit and a creep with a tv show... if you don't like it you think it is politics.. posting here should be fine....
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 03:15 PM
this belongs in the politics board.your such a drama queen.
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:19 PM
projecting again there Hamster...even borrowing my lines...I'm flattered.

Ever played russian roulette with that new gun of yours...just who is it registered to anyway? You? Lets see felons can't vote and can't own guns...hmmmm
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 03:24 PM
it for sure isnt registered to me.

if anyone was wondering who the cop might be. :rolleyes:
amsterdam
08-01-2005, 03:28 PM
keep sippin that kool-aid.


like i said,this belongs in the politica board.
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:34 PM
borrowing again? you just don't have an original bone in your body do ya Hamster

And the wheel goes round and round...run hamy run :D
looseends
08-01-2005, 03:40 PM
blue cat that was friggin funny. just like the bill o' reiley thing. and sounds like you have issues amsterdam. you know if you were mod you could move the thread, but since you're not and this is not a political forum you do have the right to keep your lil young mouth shut.
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:46 PM
but it isn't politics it is about a funny porn book....not everything fits in politics but really what does it matter?

but since you're not and this is not a political forum you do have the right to keep your lil young mouth shut.

WTF who the hell are you to say...I did not say anything personal to you... why would you tell me to shut-up
what are you an O'lielly porn fan?
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 03:51 PM
Hey Beeb could you move this to the Poli room...
I did not see it as politics...but someones got their panties in a bundle....

Must be that hot steamy snorkle man...lol
looseends
08-01-2005, 09:36 PM
uhhhh...Blue Cat. this was not in anyway directed to you. if you read the thread correctly, i do believe i pointed that comment out to amersterdam. sorry if you misread that, but i did re-read my thread and i specifically aimed that specific comment out to amsterdam.

i still continute to agree with you and say that mr. o'reiley is a numnut!!!!
BlueCat
08-01-2005, 09:46 PM
Oh I'm sorry looseends...

maybe if you had quoted Hamster....

Forgive me for the misunderstanding?

I asked Zandor move it anyway...
looseends
08-02-2005, 12:18 AM
that's ok blue cat. i understand. mr. o'reilly can do that to even the best of us. hypocritical bastard.
BlueCat
08-02-2005, 12:23 AM
true... :D :D :D
Psycho4Bud
08-02-2005, 02:51 AM
Sex and Politics is like peanut butter and jelly...don't ya think?
BlueCat
08-02-2005, 05:09 PM
NO no I don't think that...I think if you are going to preach family values you should at least have some! The only time moral values are important is when it will promote a political agenda....hypocrite SOBs.