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koshea
07-31-2005, 06:21 PM
ok so there is this girl i know, shes about 23, and she was on her was to Chicago Illinois 2 weeks ago...the plane hit some VERY rough turbulance, the lights went out and the emergency came on, there was a very very high chance of this plane crashing, the girl began to take off all her clothes and stand in the aisle and says "IF IM GOING TO DIE I WANT TO DIE FEELING LIKE A WOMAN....IS TEHRE ANY MAN HERE WHO CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN"...a few mummers from the passangers and a man stands up a few rows away, looks at her, begins to un button his shirt, he proceeds to remove his shirt and throw it at her saying "here, iron this for me"
Lily420
07-31-2005, 06:33 PM
Haha, thats funny.

...you and I may be the only ones who think so. :D
MeatRulz
07-31-2005, 06:35 PM
its not the funniest shit i ever heard but its alright.
TasteTheRainbow
07-31-2005, 07:58 PM
That's funny. :)
Lily420
07-31-2005, 08:30 PM
I was wrong!!!!!!! :D
Fattie
07-31-2005, 09:10 PM
Hilarious.
D.Boone
07-31-2005, 09:52 PM
ehh
Nochowderforyou
07-31-2005, 09:55 PM
I kind of smerked, good joke though.

I heard this one just today, kinda dumb, but made me laugh. Then again, that was after like 4 bong loads.

What does Snoop Dogg use for laundry detergent?
"Bleaotch!"
187
07-31-2005, 11:12 PM
hahaha pretty good joke
Az.
07-31-2005, 11:19 PM
I kind of smerked, good joke though.

I heard this one just today, kinda dumb, but made me laugh. Then again, that was after like 4 bong loads.

What does Snoop Dogg use for laundry detergent?
"Bleaotch!"

i heard a snoop one yesterday...and it sucks...lol

why does snoop use an unbrella?...

...fo drizzle
daZenfmeister
07-31-2005, 11:24 PM
I hate snoop and all his manerisms with a passion. Am I the only one.
MrsDarkIdol
08-01-2005, 04:07 AM
I concur
PurpnCoke34
08-01-2005, 04:20 AM
I didn't crack a smile, and Im high...

but I think thats just cause I was so high I forgot everything I read. Therfore... I didn't even get it by the time I got to the end.

damn... I need to get off the internet.
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
08-01-2005, 04:59 AM
lol funny stuff.
daZenfmeister
08-01-2005, 05:05 AM
purpncoke you little lucky bastard if i could be you right now id.....well id be high apparantly.
3 Sheets To The Wind
08-01-2005, 05:17 PM
They are good jokes, that fo' drizzle one was good:) lol