Random convo

[mono repin]

Got bored, so when a friend messaged me to day I spoke in only copy/paste of cannabis.com thread titles....


[14:42] friend: hey hey
[14:43] me: penis exercise ???!!!!!!!!
[14:43] friend: huh?
[14:43] friend: u? now?
[14:43] me: huh
[14:44] me: WHORE AND CUNT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
[14:44] friend: wat the fuck r u talking about?
[14:44] me: WHORE AND CUNT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
[14:44] me: What the heck should I do I feel SOOO bad....
[14:44] friend: wat?
[14:44] me: ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal
[14:45] friend: wat site r u on?
[14:45] me: Just got my ass kicked by like 10 people
[14:45] friend: wat? why?
[14:46] me: Dealers are fighting over me, any advice?
[14:46] friend: r u serious?
[14:46] friend: wtf
[14:47] me: Dude Fuck People
[14:47] friend: r u straight?
[14:47] me: Are we being watched?
[14:47] friend: yup
[14:48] me: rockers?
[14:48] friend: wat?
[14:48] me: big cheesy grin
[14:49] me: should i, shouldnt i
[14:49] me: I just made $100 selling oregano
[14:49] friend: hahaha
[14:49] friend: [name] ... ur crazzy
[14:50] me: Answer truthfully, this is serious...
[14:50] me: How do you do it?
[14:51] me: How old are you?
[14:51] friend: do wat?
[14:51] me: Heaviest Song you Know?
[14:51] me: The Perfect Sandwich
[14:53] friend: ur freakin me out.. wat r u talking about?
[14:53] me: What would you do if....
[14:53] me: marc emery pinched!
[14:55] friend: altighty well im bout to be out then
[14:55] me: marc emery pinched!
[14:55] me: ok, i found sum cough suriup.
[14:55] friend: and u drank it??? i assume
[14:55] me: whiskey in your bong sir?
[14:55] friend: haha ok peace
[14:56] me: Do most cannabis users quit alcohol?

[BlueCat]

hahahaha that is really funny. I have friends that do blog poetry by taking sentences off a blog then cut and pasting it.... comes out sounding pretty good. You should give it a try.

[mono repin]

... I've read spam poetry which is basically the same thing, only it's sentences from spam. What makes it interesting is they put all sorts of strange things in spam emails to make them look like legitamate emails. If I have some time/energy I'll post some.

[mono repin]

Nope. In hind sight, I think I made it seem like I was DXM tripping with the cough "suriup" *rolls eyes* comment. They just signed off thinking I was a fucked up kid. Of coarse now I'm gonna be the asshole in my circle of friends for selling someone $100 in oregano. Oh well, it was worth the laughs

http://www.sperare.com/spam_poetry/blogger.html

[BlueCat]

thanks for the site link Mono...spam poetry looks fun

[mono repin]

thanks for the site link Mono...spam poetry looks fun


... just a few more off a quick google search

http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/01strict_winner.shtml
http://www.barrelhousemag.com/spamspam.html
http://www.nonfamous.com/blog/archives/000203.html

[BlueCat]

HAHAHA I did not know spam poetry was so popular....thanks, Mono I made a new folder in favs. for it!

[rastabill89]

lmao lol that was pretty funny man do it again

[mono repin]

lmao lol that was pretty funny man do it again

... I'm not your monkey. You have the internet, hopefully friends as well. Feel free to use this gimmick on your own and post your own results. It's like internet nerd/stoner's mad libs :D

[9ski9]

Classic, Mono...great way to get their attention implying you are doing your penis exercises.

[Da1lungwonder]

I laffed so hard at that....
I think i broke a blood vessel, ouch

[Lily420]

Lol, thats halarious! Im gunna do that tooooo i hope dats okay by you man? :D

[Microsoft Certified]

yeah ducky says do it again




:):) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[mono repin]

Im gunna do that tooooo i hope dats okay by you man? :D


Go ahead, and please do post.

She still hasn't come back online since that conversation. I haven't decided if I'm gonna keep fucking with her head (or maybe I'm fucking with my own head inside of hers?!?!?) or not. Glad everyone enjoyed it!

[Lily420]

lol i'll do it to luc :D fucker hasent talked to me in ages!

[mono repin]

Well I gave it a shot again... didn't work out as well. Aside from the links it was still all titles.


[16:36] friend: hey hey
[16:37] me: Contact
[16:37] friend: sup?
[16:37] me: TAKE A LOOK JUST DONT LAUGH
[16:37] friend: stopppp
[16:38] me: have to quit
[16:38] friend: what the fuck?
[16:38] me: do i have herpes?
[16:39] friend: fine bye
[16:39] me: dam!!!!
[16:39] friend: y r u acting like such a jerk?
[16:39] me: Well, here it is...
[16:39] me: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=26266
[16:41] friend: haha u fuckin asshole
[16:42] me: yeah
[16:44] friend: lmao
[16:45] friend: thats really funny tho

[Ms420]

[14:42] friend: hey hey
[14:43] me: penis exercise ???!!!!!!!!
[14:43] friend: huh?
[14:43] friend: u? now?
[14:43] me: huh
[14:44] me: WHORE AND CUNT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
[14:44] friend: wat the fuck r u talking about?
[14:44] me: WHORE AND CUNT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
[14:44] me: What the heck should I do I feel SOOO bad....
[14:44] friend: wat?
[14:44] me: ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal
[14:45] friend: wat site r u on?
[14:45] me: Just got my ass kicked by like 10 people
[14:45] friend: wat? why?
[14:46] me: Dealers are fighting over me, any advice?
[14:46] friend: r u serious?
[14:46] friend: wtf
[14:47] me: Dude Fuck People
[14:47] friend: r u straight?
[14:47] me: Are we being watched?
[14:47] friend: yup
[14:48] me: rockers?
[14:48] friend: wat?
[14:48] me: big cheesy grin
[14:49] me: should i, shouldnt i
[14:49] me: I just made $100 selling oregano
[14:49] friend: hahaha
[14:49] friend: [name] ... ur crazzy
[14:50] me: Answer truthfully, this is serious...
[14:50] me: How do you do it?
[14:51] me: How old are you?
[14:51] friend: do wat?
[14:51] me: Heaviest Song you Know?
[14:51] me: The Perfect Sandwich
[14:53] friend: ur freakin me out.. wat r u talking about?
[14:53] me: What would you do if....
[14:53] me: marc emery pinched!
[14:55] friend: altighty well im bout to be out then
[14:55] me: marc emery pinched!
[14:55] me: ok, i found sum cough suriup.
[14:55] friend: and u drank it??? i assume
[14:55] me: whiskey in your bong sir?
[14:55] friend: haha ok peace
[14:56] me: Do most cannabis users quit alcohol?




HAHA LMAO Thanks for the laugh

[rastabill89]

im doing it too right now